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Biden Claims He Was Late for G20 Meeting
After “Playing with Elevators” –
No One Believes Him

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Posted By: Imright, 10/31/2021 11:17:15 PM

It sounds like a Halloween horror flick – Joe Biden had problems on an elevator and that was why he was late to a meeting with the G20 leaders. Unfortunately, no one believes him.Joe Biden was late for another meeting, this time with the G20. He’s notably late for every meeting he attends per FOX News: From June 1 through the second week of October, Biden was an average of 22.4 minutes late for his publicly scheduled events, according to a Fox News tally. He has sometimes kept his audiences waiting an hour or longer.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Come And Take It 10/31/2021 11:20:24 PM (No. 963085)
He was late because all the drugs they have to pump him full of take a certain amount of time to force him to lucidity. Or maybe he just crapped his diaper again.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 10/31/2021 11:27:00 PM (No. 963088)
Waiting for his elevator to move 1/2 way out of P4 level to P3 after an injection of speed and a diaper change!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: chance_232 11/1/2021 12:00:26 AM (No. 963105)
Come on now..... your all just assuming that his diaper got changed..... That could explain why he was off to the side of a group photo.... just sayin'
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Dodge Boy 11/1/2021 12:21:34 AM (No. 963112)
Biden you cheater, not again. That's twice you pooped in your pants on this trip, pal.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: DVC 11/1/2021 12:30:32 AM (No. 963114)
Needed a diaper change.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: GoodDeal 11/1/2021 12:48:22 AM (No. 963121)
That’s because he was drinking and lost track of time.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Birddog 11/1/2021 12:50:57 AM (No. 963123)
He COULD have said... "Global and domestic issues needed his attention and firm hand, that a US President seldom has a Free Minute"...but Nah! Instead he looked unprepared, feeble, scattered, unfit and thus...dangerous...worse? He looked Stooopid.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: snakeoil 11/1/2021 12:54:15 AM (No. 963124)
My money is on the elevator. The Secret Service keeps losing him but he finds his way back.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: NotaBene 11/1/2021 2:02:23 AM (No. 963132)
I don’t know but I’ve been told that FJB poops in his pants.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Skinnydip 11/1/2021 2:59:48 AM (No. 963138)
Perhaps it’s because his own elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Zeek Wolfe 11/1/2021 3:13:33 AM (No. 963140)
After he puts scotch whiskey into the radiator (like à neighbor), it might be time to replacé FJB.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: qr4j 11/1/2021 4:13:07 AM (No. 963145)
That’s not an elevator, Joe. You’re in a restroom stall.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: watashiyo 11/1/2021 5:05:49 AM (No. 963153)
He was stuck in a Dumb Waiter.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Petronius 11/1/2021 5:41:58 AM (No. 963157)
He was getting his butt wiped.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Kitty Myers 11/1/2021 5:52:39 AM (No. 963159)
That sounds like something from the Babylonbee. I know it isn't, but it sounds like it.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: DCGIRL 11/1/2021 5:57:32 AM (No. 963163)
Everything that is written by everyone is very funny if it wasn't our sitting president. The entire world is laughing as us. Biden's administration and nurse Jill can't hide it any longer. The real question is, when is someone from his administration or congress going to step in and have him removed. He is at the dangerous stage.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 11/1/2021 8:05:56 AM (No. 963240)
Any president has a logistics team when on an overseas trip. Do they expect us to think he was in an elevator pushing his own buttons?!
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Clinger 11/1/2021 8:21:52 AM (No. 963261)
I heard him share the details which you may have missed. He saw this rather weathered portly old woman get on the elevator and moments later a stunningly attractive young one came out. He immediately called for Jill and after multiple attempts was unable to repeat the magic.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Strike3 11/1/2021 8:36:40 AM (No. 963277)
His two choices were Up and Down.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: udanja99 11/1/2021 8:58:31 AM (No. 963309)
Back in the 80’s I was stationed at two different American embassies in Europe. We had visits by several Secretaries of State and then VP GHW Bush visited. I know from experience that on overseas trips every single step a VP or President makes is choreographed ahead of time, so this playing with elevators is just Talibiden’s most recent excuse. I would love to be a fly on the wall in the office of the Secret Service in the WH.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: smokincol 11/1/2021 9:24:40 AM (No. 963327)
this baboon can't figure out how to get out of an elevator? c'mon, man. just saw an ancient Chinese quote recently "a lie spoken a thousand times, is still a lie" and this quote: “You can’t change the masses. They will always be the same: dumb, gluttonous and forgetful.” ― Joseph Goebbels, which is exactly the way the demcommies think of all of us, even their own "people"
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Reply 22 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua 11/1/2021 9:31:54 AM (No. 963341)
Joe isn't well He stayed back at the hotel Sad that Biden reminds me of a Pink Floyd song...
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Reply 23 - Posted by: red1066 11/1/2021 9:41:56 AM (No. 963359)
Biteme, after after giving the Pope the challenge coin, the two of them went to a bar.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: MickTurn 11/1/2021 10:02:26 AM (No. 963390)
Diaper time comes at random, right Joey?
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Reply 25 - Posted by: bad-hair 11/1/2021 10:10:01 AM (No. 963400)
They wer trying to figure out how to get FJB and his 800 staff into one elevator. Also the SUV wouldn't fit.
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Reply 26 - Posted by: hershey 11/1/2021 10:19:58 AM (No. 963415)
It takes a long time to get his depends adjusted correctly...
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Reply 27 - Posted by: MindMadeUp 11/1/2021 10:42:01 AM (No. 963443)
Stop making fun. I think he was telling the truth, for once. He was probably literally "playing with the elevators," pushing the cool buttons and enjoying the funny feeling in his stomach when they came to a stop. He probably spent 20 minutes or so just going up and down and simply forgot he was at the G20 summit.
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Reply 28 - Posted by: DVC 11/1/2021 12:40:17 PM (No. 963585)
His elevator doesn't reach the top floor.....he wanted to see if their elevators did.
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