Now Democrats Are Stuck With Biden
Townhall,
by
Kurt Schlichter
Original Article
Posted By: Pluperfect,
8/24/2020 4:51:27 AM
Contrary to much speculation on the right, Democrats stuck with the fast-failing, feeble Joe Biden through their hilariously inept convention – Stop! Hey! What’s that sound! Look at this LP of my grandpa’s that I found! – and they are now well and truly stuck with him. Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit did not stagger in, waving her half-empty bottle of screw-top Trader Joe’s Chardonnay, and putsch him out of the way. Michelle stayed put in her seaside villa from which she chides us for, among other things, not taking the global warming hoax’s rising ocean threat seriously. And Kamala failed to get that box of “special” chocolates
Reply 1 - Posted by:
globalwarmer 8/24/2020 6:13:36 AM (No. 519089)
Another masterpiece from Kurt.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 8/24/2020 6:22:27 AM (No. 519093)
I agree with Kurt up to a point. I think there is a danger for Trump to be too personally aggressive against Biden in a debate. Trump is justifiably going to rip apart the dems agenda and their failures. He will also go against Biden's record of failure. If Biden starts to fall apart, Trump needs to just let him and not jump on.
The dems putting Biden on the stage is a form of elder abuse. Who knows how badly Biden might break down. He might even get violent. Trump needs to be ready for that and handle it in a gracious manner. Beating up a senile guy will not play well on TV. I'm not saying that Trump should go easy on Biden but once Biden goes down, let him take the 10 count.
You have to wonder, now that the dems are committed, what is Plan B? If Joe collapses, how do they pretend they didn't know his condition? Senility isn't sudden onset like getting stabbed. It's a slow build up with clear signs. The dems have no business trying to put a senile man in charge of the Country. It's treasonous.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
stablemoney 8/24/2020 7:15:22 AM (No. 519109)
We are also stuck with having to look at Biden's gone wrong plastic surgery face for the next 2 months.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
beca 8/24/2020 7:21:21 AM (No. 519113)
#2. Trump doesn’t have to step around Biden. He wants to be Pres. yet everyone wants to coddle him.. the heck with that.., either stand up and show leadership or get trounced. I’m praying it’s the latter. He in no way can do the job.,
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
udanja99 8/24/2020 7:23:30 AM (No. 519117)
The way that Joe takes offense and goes into a rage these days, all PDT has to do is gently poke him a couple of times and Fingers will erupt with obscenities and nonsense. Even if they send him to the podium with a lithium drip under his suit. Along with dementia and Alzheimer’s, he may also have Tourette’s.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 8/24/2020 7:59:58 AM (No. 519146)
If you need a good, hardy laugh to start the week, Kurt will provide it. Joe-Joe got no bounce from the convention so he has nowhere to go but down.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
bpl40 8/24/2020 8:24:16 AM (No. 519173)
The Hail Mary game plan coming from Soros et al could be something completely different. Win through fraud, intimidation, chaos and lawsuits. The candidate does not matter. then the selection of feeble, demented, senile Joe begins to make sense. If all three results are unavailable then the Speaker of the current House becomes Acting President on Jan 20th. After that it is smooth sailing. it is smooth sailing. What it shows is that they KNOW they are losing. Broken glass is the only answer.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Clinger 8/24/2020 8:24:50 AM (No. 519175)
Good for laughs and reflection
I got up to this point before laughing: “spoon-feeding him his mush, and a shock collar under his shirt”
But this is the strongest point in summarizing his campaign: “I’m kind of nice, and pay no attention to the agenda of the communists pulling my strings.”
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
chance_232 8/24/2020 8:30:13 AM (No. 519180)
Re#2. I fully exepect tgat Biden will be fully "juiced" for the debates. He will be fully rested and he has to be medicated enough to keep him lucid for 2 hours. Im guessing that his dementia hasnt gotten to the point where medical intervention cant provide short term relief.
IMHO
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 8/24/2020 8:30:58 AM (No. 519181)
I think the ONLY reason they encouraged Feely Joe to run was due to the Trump-Ukraine phone call in which POTUS encouraged UKR to resume investigation of Burisma for corruption. By Joe running it gave Dems cause (however weak) for Impeaching POTUS for "abuse of power" in exacting political advantage over an opponent. The problem for Demonrats was that they didn't have the smarts to kick Joe to the curb once their Impeachment theater was over. That prime time would have been when they were forcing Queen Serta and Fauxcahontas out of the race.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
msjena 8/24/2020 8:35:37 AM (No. 519187)
Reading this was a great way to start the day! I can't believe the Democrats dragged out ancient Stephen Stills to close out their snooze fest. Funny, I always thought that was an anti-protest song. Well maybe it's appropriate, since they have an ancient candidate who apparently didn't notice all the "peaceful" protests in Democrat-led cities. I agree that the Democrats may have shot themselves in the foot by showing that Sleepy Joe can read a teleprompter well. So he is sharp and ready to debate, right?
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
kdsils60 8/24/2020 8:42:36 AM (No. 519196)
Biden is about to test positive for COVID -- its the perfect way to stop the debates (which cannot happen, Biden just can't do them)... this enables 3 things: Biden gets out of debates, he gets to blame the President and it allows Kamala to debate Pence (which they want)... the day after the 3 scheduled debate, Biden will appear for a big event to blame Trump and declare he is cured and ready to lead, mask first...
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
SkeezerMcGee 8/24/2020 8:43:46 AM (No. 519198)
Biden will not debate. The risk of him imploding is too great. His handlers know this. Refusing to debate is bad but not nearly as bad as imploding. No Biden debate means no Harris (VP) debate. Biden's excuse will logically apply to Harris. His cancellation will probably be blamed in COVID-19. Biden is absolutely terrified of getting COVID-19. He believes (probably correctly) that he would not survive. He's weak and frail. His immune system is shot.
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Bottom line: the dementia sufferer was a better choice than any of the other 20 candidates who wanted to be president.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Zigrid 8/24/2020 10:18:34 AM (No. 519296)
Okay folks... what's the DNC game plan?.....there must be a plan.... are they betting on mail-in ballots holding up the election count so that Pelosi is declared the president?....as speaker of the house... that could happen....or are they hoping President Trump declares martial law and then they can impeach him again?...Any ideas?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
planetgeo 8/24/2020 10:20:46 AM (No. 519299)
I believe that the Democrats have now boxed themselves in, not just with the nomination itself but also with their universal praise for Joe's "performance". That pretty well takes away any excuse for his readiness to vigorously debate Trump. Their desperate hope that Joe wouldn't melt down and embarrass himself (and them) was answered, but ironically now makes it impossible for them to argue that the debates should be canceled.
Case rates are going down. Mortality rates are going down. And Joe just performed like a real contenduh...so how are they going to argue that he can't/shouldn't come out of the basement?
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 8/24/2020 10:26:36 AM (No. 519309)
I think if PDT can needle Bite Me and get into his head will be all it takes. Folks with dementia easily go into a rage if forced to think off the cuff. Bite Me will put himself on full display.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
MDConservative 8/24/2020 10:33:19 AM (No. 519315)
Biden has accomplished his mission: He has blocked the most radical elements of the Democrat party from the nomination, saving the UNIPARTY (Dem Div) from an ignominious end. Had Bernie or Lizzy gotten the nomination, the radicals would have been all over them "sharing" the ideology and taking center stage. With Joe, not so much. It gives the UNIPARTY time to move the gerontocracy along while putting less elderly members in line to continue the profiteering, with their GOP partners.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Arby 8/24/2020 10:43:18 AM (No. 519330)
They've got him and the Trump tidal wave of accomplishment and energy is about to drown him. God protect our nation from Sleepy Joe and his puppet masters.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
DVC 8/24/2020 11:00:16 AM (No. 519351)
A great sense of humor, well applied.
Great line:
"Is he running to be elected Least Interesting Sophomore at Sarah Lawrence? "
When your idiot speech writers probably did graduate from Sarah Lawrence, what do you expect? Senile Joe didn't know any of that stuff before his brain failed.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
RuckusTom 8/24/2020 11:22:01 AM (No. 519379)
In any debates between President Trump and Hiden Biden, I hope the President repeats over and over again - 47 years in office and nothing to show for it.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
HotRod 8/24/2020 11:39:15 AM (No. 519398)
Democrats can't hold up the election to put Pelosi as President. If cheating by holding up the election would work, we would suffer this every time the opposition had the House. The problem for democrats is that President Trump will have 270 before all ballots arrive in the mail.
The bigger problem will be the other people on the ballot, like members of the House!
There will be enough honest precincts to get President Trump 270, even if 10 million democrat mail-in ballots are still ''lost in the mail.''
Mail-in ballots is a last-gasp straw for the democrats. Nothing left for them but an armed coup, which would not end well for democrats. The American people would see to that!
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
NotaBene 8/24/2020 12:21:04 PM (No. 519445)
I enjoyed Hoover’s stripper-baby’s grandpa. Also Queen Serta.
Badfinger Biden will perform better than expected in the debates. We must attack his Socialism and racial riots. Also China, Green New Deal and Sanctuary cities.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Eagle4ever 8/24/2020 12:31:45 PM (No. 519458)
I only have 1 question. Did Kamala have to sleep(I guess in this situation, nap), did Kamala have to nap with "Uncle Sleepy Joe" to get the VP slut, er slot ??
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
RedWhiteBlue 8/24/2020 12:54:03 PM (No. 519482)
I can no longer find YouTube of JoeBidet at the Paul Ryan debate when Joe was laughing through the whole thing and Ryan was looking around like who is gonna hook this guy off the stage..... Cannot be found...If anyone finds it please let us know and post the link. Thank you
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
DrOstrow 8/24/2020 1:01:22 PM (No. 519491)
I could easily be dead wrong ( Lord knows it wouldn't be the 1st time ! )
but.........................here goes -
I've said for a long time that Biden is just a place holder. He's someone who, at the last moment, can easily and, it will appear reasonably, be asked, made or forced, to step aside for medical or other reasons and that will also generate sympathy, at least, among some voters.
At that point, someone else, with name recognition, will step up to heroically take the mantle and go forth.
This, I believe will happen before the debates. Start getting suspicious if the debates are 'postponed' as the timing for all of this will have to be perfect.
Biden, at least from what I have seen simply cannot debate anyone about anything. I seen this up close and personal, twice, and do not believe that there is anything Biden can be 'given' medically that will produce a sharp, focused, consistent mind for 30 minutes let alone 2 hours !!
So the debates are avoided ( eventually ), campaigning is winding down, and
ta-da
swooping in on her black broom will be for the fourth ( or is it fifth ) time -
Hillary !!
The ideal ticket
Hillary / Harris
So many 'firsts' in a single ticket.
And with effective voter fraud, the MSM lying machine coupled with the Clinton Intimidation Machine, they just might pull it off !!
Frightening, isn't it ??!!
Don't be surprised and Oh, how I hope I'm wrong.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
NYbob 8/24/2020 1:06:32 PM (No. 519499)
Just arrest the idiot for his self confessed money laundering via Ukraine, along with Mitt, Nancy and all the other kids, brothers, etc. that were part of the crime. I had a conversation with an idiot this morning and he doesn't care what biden did because he won't last very long. Most people have written joe out of the story. The idiots are fine with Harris. When I explained the problem of Native Born vs Natural Born, he brings up Ted Cruz. I agreed with him, but he still doesn't give a darn about her rolling over the rule about foreign ties.
At any rate biden is so pathetic that no one cares about him, They moved all the chips over to her and they will NEVER listen to all of her faults, because the goal is to get rid of TRUMP. His campaign better start deconstructing her or we will be under the boot of another obama. The idiot cites Washington Post as a news source. Sane people need a much better, bigger and sustained media effort by everyone right of center to counter the extensive brainwash. We know the rats are going to do everything they can to cheat and steal this election and a lot of deluded people will give them a pass because they simply hate Trump. They actually love a corrupted police state because they think FBI agents who falsify evidence and who set up innocent people, are on THEIR side. When they remember history they project it onto Trump instead of understanding how the Deep State is conditioning them for an even bigger nightmare.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Mike6 8/24/2020 1:45:40 PM (No. 519542)
Joe Biden is a pathological liar.
At least in 1917 Russia, Lenin told the TRUTH.
Lenin said that he wanted to hang all Russian policemen, priests and all property owners.
Lenin turned Mother Russia into a hell hole.
BIDEN WILL TURN AMERICA INTO A HELL HOLE!!!
Kamala Harris sounds like a hyena.
She is as mean and ugly as Lenin's wife Nadegda Krupskia.
Later, The Soviets sold a very sweet ice cream called "KRUPSKIA"
I would not touch their Red Ice cream with a ten foot pole.
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