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War of the Bottle Caps

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Posted By: MissMolly, 6/20/2020 4:21:32 AM

I write only with my index finger. The other four are bandaged. The guy who invented child-resistant packaging must also own a Band-Aid company. I woke up with a severe headache and I hadn’t even read the papers yet. I tried to get to my headache pills. After reading the instructions for unlocking the cap, I understood: squeeze, turn the bottle over, turn left, lift one leg, push, wink, shake the bottle, turn right, call your doctor immediately to report the fracture of all the fingers. These pills are definitely the real deal. A quarter of an hour ago I had a terrible headache,

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Highlander 6/20/2020 6:11:36 AM (No. 450592)
I noticed that pill bottles from Mexican pharmacies don’t have those infuriating adult-proof caps. In some ways, other countries are smarter than us. My insurance company sends me pills without those annoying lids only because I don’t have rug rats in my house.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: ladydawgfan 6/20/2020 6:45:14 AM (No. 450618)
I filled out a form and requested snap caps ONLY on all of my prescriptions at Costco. They were happy to help. I think the pharmacists hate those blasted childproof caps as much as the customers!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: StormCnter 6/20/2020 6:54:47 AM (No. 450625)
I don't have trouble with pill bottle caps. The upside-down option works for me. However, I hate, hate, hate the "squeeze at the arrows before turning" caps on mouthwash. They never work for me, so I get my needle-nose pliers and remove the little tabs on the cap that prevent easy unscrewing.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: philsner 6/20/2020 8:08:01 AM (No. 450683)
Adult proof packaging.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: udanja99 6/20/2020 8:10:58 AM (No. 450687)
The older we get, the more meds we seem to have to take. I’m 67 and have arthritis in my hands. Once I get my husband to open the bottles for me, I put the pills into plastic zip-lock bags.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: earlybird 6/20/2020 9:21:51 AM (No. 450744)
It took me forever, in the middle of one night, to figure out the squeeze and twist thing on the Aspercreme with Lidocaine roll-on applicator. And don’t get me started on mouthwash. Then there is the little eyedrop container with a small lid that has to be pressed down and then turned. Or something. We have absolutely no one in the household who is either a child or demented. Yet we have to live in pain with childproof bottles. It has been my experience that a child of average intelligence is the only one who CAN get those containers open...
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Reply 7 - Posted by: earlybird 6/20/2020 9:23:05 AM (No. 450747)
Thanks for the tip, #3.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: mc squared 6/20/2020 9:45:29 AM (No. 450781)
Also applies to over-the-counter remedies. Open the cardboard container, remove the cello lid wrapping, turn and line up the arrows, peel off the aluminum bottle seal, dig out the cotton, forget why you needed the pill and go back to bed.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: red1066 6/20/2020 12:11:30 PM (No. 450962)
I'm surprised we're still complaining about these lids. They have been on all medicine containers for almost forty years.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 6/21/2020 3:16:29 AM (No. 451542)
One day at the hospital I was struggling to get the bottle open to take something for pain because I had a brace on my hand. The pharmacist walked by and said "Come over to the pharmacy." She had a tool that popped the safety cap off and it became a regular cap. Never seen one before.
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