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A Confused Joe Biden Says
'We Can Only Re-Elect Donald Trump'

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Posted By: Pluperfect, 3/8/2020 4:50:18 AM

The current Democratic frontrunner fell and tripped repeatedly over his words as he stumbled through a campaign speech in Missouri on Saturday. The 77-year-old former vice president made a series of gaffes and incoherent statements as he appeared to lose his train of thought. At one point, he even mispronounced his own name. "... We cannot get re-elect, we cannot win this re-election, excuse me. We can only re-elect Donald Trump," Biden said to his bewildered supporters. The candidate himself seemed caught off guard by his inability to keep his train of thought.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: coyote 3/8/2020 5:02:50 AM (No. 340075)
I'm with you, Joe, let's re-elect Trump.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: 4Justice 3/8/2020 5:47:01 AM (No. 340085)
You're right, Joe! We can only re-elect Trump. Bernie is an idiot commie and you are senile!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: F15 Gork 3/8/2020 7:08:22 AM (No. 340095)
If Sleepy’s keepers have any compassion at all, they will never allow Lunch Bucket anywhere near a debate stage with PDJT.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: petrichor 3/8/2020 7:23:05 AM (No. 340106)
People will still vote for him. He has character. Like Chauncey Gardiner.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: franq 3/8/2020 7:28:09 AM (No. 340111)
Hey SloJo, if people don't wanna vote for you, how are you gonna stop 'em?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: BillW. 3/8/2020 8:24:06 AM (No. 340140)
PIAPS will soon ease Biden out of the nomination and usher herself in.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: hershey 3/8/2020 8:57:40 AM (No. 340163)
As much as I don't like Biden, it is sad to see him show off his increasing dementia...his family should pull him out of this debacle and put him in a dementia ward.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: lakerman1 3/8/2020 9:18:50 AM (No. 340183)
in october, 2019, a friend of nearly 60 years, died. He suffered from Parkinson's Disease, with a corollary condition called Parkinson Dementia. The dementia interfered with his ability to complete a sentence or complete a thought. old Jo's problems, lately, look like what my friend was suffering from.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: ROLFNader 3/8/2020 9:30:55 AM (No. 340193)
Maybe he's taking meds for it , now. He finally got something right.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: planetgeo 3/8/2020 9:38:53 AM (No. 340200)
I can't think of a better ad for Trump than this: "... We cannot get re-elect, we cannot win this re-election, excuse me. We can only re-elect Donald Trump,...I'm Joe O'Biden Bama and I approve this message." It would be awesome to have the Democrats scrambling to take this to court to stop it.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: MickTurn 3/8/2020 9:44:12 AM (No. 340207)
I've heard of brain flatulence but this is a SUPER VOLCANO Methane Event!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: red1066 3/8/2020 9:59:51 AM (No. 340230)
Wow! Joe was right about something for a change. If you think the Obozo years were bad for the country, wait until Biden is elected. The worst is yet to come.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Hazymac 3/8/2020 10:12:04 AM (No. 340240)
Seemingly every day Biden strides forward rhetorically, steps on a rake, and the rake's handle rises from the grass and smacks him in the forehead, knocking him down. When he stands up again, he will stand on the rake again and whack himself in the face again. Feels kind of good! Biden's family must not care what a fool he makes of himself nearly every time he opens his mouth. The former vice president's IQ never rose above the mildly retarded to dull normal range (75-85). This addled fellow is known for uttering uncontrollable inanities. I don't know if a less qualified serious candidate for the presidency has ever reached the point of becoming a favorite for the nomination. The Democrat Party has beclowned and transformed itself into a quasi socialist entity whose policy positions go far beyond foolishness to national suicide. Green New Deal? Medicare for All? Repeal the Second Amendment? Free college? Federal nursery schools? Abortion after birth? The list proliferates in moral illness. PDJT would take cruel pleasure in rhetorically eviscerating Joe on stage this coming fall.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Omen55 3/8/2020 12:37:59 PM (No. 340405)
Lets all imagine what the dem leaders are saying about this?
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Reply 15 - Posted by: lakerman1 3/8/2020 1:12:47 PM (No. 340433)
2nd post apologies, but - important, to understand Old Jo. He is being treated for atrial fibrillation (afib) and here are some of the side effects of the medications: bleeding into the brain - especially significant for an elderly person who has had two brain aneurysms, with surgical repair. confusion seizures There are situations where, sometimes, the medicine is worse than the illness.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Daria 3/8/2020 1:21:44 PM (No. 340440)
Just in time for daylight saving time, Joe acts like a broken clock.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: or gate 3/8/2020 2:37:11 PM (No. 340493)
Him and Hillary would make great running mates.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: FamilyGuy 3/8/2020 2:39:02 PM (No. 340495)
Joe's handlers and his family should be ashamed. It is extremely cruel to be subjecting a poor sick man to these embarrassing situations. I'm embarrassed for him every time I see him speak anymore.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: DVC 3/8/2020 3:12:18 PM (No. 340513)
Confused Joe Biden.....that needs to replace "Florida man" as the most common intro to a weird story.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: JrSample 3/8/2020 3:15:45 PM (No. 340516)
Way to go, Joebama Obiden...uh, I mean Obiden Bama....uuuh, Obama Joe Biden....sheesh.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: NYbob 3/8/2020 3:48:13 PM (No. 340540)
I used to enjoy the Karma justice of seeing this vicious, corrupt, creep destroy himself in such an obvious way that even the tyrannical left squirmed. Now it's getting to be an uncomfortably cruel spectacle and I really don't like this bully. I guess that is the difference between a traditional American and whatever demonic thing the left is in America today. They will do ANYTHING to grab power and they know the hypocrites in the media will help them prop up a man losing his mind.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: DVC 3/8/2020 9:55:43 PM (No. 340757)
First thing he has gotten right in years.
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