You Bernie Suckers Are
Going to Get Fooled Again
Townhall,
by
Kurt Schlichter
Original Article
Posted By: Pluperfect,
2/20/2020 4:37:51 AM
If you are dumb enough to slobber over a socialist then you’re already inclined toward being a hapless mark, so it should be no surprise that you Bernie dorks are about to get screwed over again by the Democratic Party. Here’s how it’s going to go: Because you are stupid – you support a socialist, so you are presumptively stupid – you think that if you work really hard and win the votes the establishment creeps who own the Democratic Party are going to let you have a say. But, like last time, you won’t get a say. You’ll work real hard –
Reply 1 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 2/20/2020 5:30:09 AM (No. 324121)
Why was Bernie allowed to run as a Democrat in the first place? We have the Green Party, Libertarian Party etc. He should be representing the Socialist Party and campaigning in said manner. I wonder if he wanted to enjoy the benefits of the Democrat party. . .
25 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
worried 2/20/2020 7:19:35 AM (No. 324187)
It's very simple, #1. If Bernie had to run as another party, whether Socialist or Green or any other, his followers would go with him, thus depriving the dems of their votes. Their hope is that when someone else is nominated, Bernie's followers will still vote for the nominee. If Bernie ran as a third party, that would make Trump more of a shoo-in for reelection.
30 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Kitty Myers 2/20/2020 7:28:23 AM (No. 324198)
Kurt Schlichter's writing is hilarious!
18 people like this.
Kurt Schlichter does it again. He is always a good read and not afraid to boldly call it as he sees it! Truth matters...even though the democRATic party would have us believe otherwise. Yes, the Bernie Bros are stupid and will find out about Super Delegates and voting "irregularities" which we have watched here in Minnesota for years. Al Franken was elected after a trunk load of ballots were discovered in the car of a member of the League of Women's Voters...but hey...no problem! Comrade Bernie will crash and burn and I can only hope it happens at the convention! That would be Glorious to behold! MAGA/KAG
22 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Muguy 2/20/2020 7:40:08 AM (No. 324211)
It all sounds groovy, until someone has to pay the check.
When you invite more invaders in, the money runs out so fast there is so little left, the groovy fails and those who believed become slaves
11 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/20/2020 7:42:06 AM (No. 324213)
Kurt never fails to deliver. There are too many good quotes from which to choose as he lets the dimmocrats and the Bernie Bros have it with both barrels. Yes, they really are stupid AND evil as they attempt to destroy the country because they want their bills paid by others. With any of those wannabe dictators in office, everybody's money would be stolen faster than an ice cube would melt in Death Valley.
21 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
janjan 2/20/2020 7:50:51 AM (No. 324219)
The ‘man bunned sociologist TA’ was my favorite. That is exactly who is telling our half-wit college students that socialism is a utopia and pay no attention to the carnage, starvation, death and despair it has caused. It really is great.
20 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 2/20/2020 7:53:17 AM (No. 324220)
The Bernie-Istas will really be P.O.’d when they find out that their man can be bought to leave the race by Bloomberg - who by the way, has the correct change. I suspect they are still haggling over the price.
17 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
moebellini3 2/20/2020 9:02:09 AM (No. 324277)
You Bernie Suckers Are Going to Get Fooled Again. Yea fooled again, just like in every election. Democrats always get fooled because they are mostly the malcontents of our society. Never doing enough to get ahead while complaining about those who do enough to get ahead. They are so blinded by hate and jealously that they can't see they are being made fools of, they can't see that every democratic run city is a disaster while the people they vote for are living like kings by stealing their money. Basically they are useful idiots. Got it.
8 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
walcb 2/20/2020 9:36:47 AM (No. 324303)
Entertaining read! I am happy to see all my friends here enjoyed it as much as I did. I had to copy the link and forward it on.
6 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
planetgeo 2/20/2020 9:52:06 AM (No. 324313)
If Bernie plays his cards right, by bowing out at the right time again, this time it could be more than just a little lake house but an entire villa with lots of illegal alien wait staff. Who says he's not a capitalist? This guy is racking up quite the real estate portfolio just by pretending to run as a latter day Trotsky.
11 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 2/20/2020 12:04:01 PM (No. 324484)
But, if this corona virus becomes a global pandemic, Bernie and his health care for all crowd could steal the show.
1 person likes this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
DVC 2/20/2020 12:07:24 PM (No. 324489)
Like Nancy with the football, and Charlie Bernie getting ready to kick it. She PROMISES that she will hold it fairly THIS time.
2 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Smart11344 2/20/2020 1:04:20 PM (No. 324533)
Let's get the balla rolling early. IMPEACH BERNIE.
4 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
pensom2 2/20/2020 2:51:33 PM (No. 324620)
One of Schlichter's best. Think of all those millennial Bernie supporters living in their parents' basements, holding bachelor's--or even master's-- degrees in unemployable subjects, working part-time as waiters or waitresses, earning just enough to pay their monthly installments on their student loans, with a little left over for getting high on weekends. Yet they all show up to every local protest having any liberal flavor--anti-cop, pro-environment, anti-Trump, anti-fracking, pro-illegal alien, etc.
5 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
qr4j 2/20/2020 4:37:54 PM (No. 324691)
No. 15, you are being too kind and generous. The Bernie Bros are NOT paying the minimum on their student loans. You are right however about the other bit: Getting high (or at least acting as if they are)!
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