Pelosi says she'll miss the Niners playoff
game: “I have, unfortunately,
responsibilities to save our country
from peril”
CNN,
by
Staff
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
1/10/2020 11:56:29 AM
As she wrapped up her weekly news conference, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was asked if she would attend the San Francisco 49ers' NFL playoff game this weekend.
"It would be my intention to go," she said. "I have, unfortunately, responsibilities to save our country from peril."
Some in the briefing room laughed at the remark. Pelosi did not elaborate on what "peril" exactly means.
Tensions between the US and Iran escalated this week following a US airstrike that killed Iran's top general. The House is expected to vote today on legislation that could restrain Trump's ability to launch military action against Iran.
Meanwhile, Pelosi is also holding onto the articles
Reply 1 - Posted by:
john56 1/10/2020 11:59:28 AM (No. 284462)
Cripes. If Nasty Nancy is a 49ers fan, then I'm rooting for the Vikings. And I HATE the Vikings (GO PACK GO!).
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Sunhan65 1/10/2020 12:03:56 PM (No. 284468)
I agree with her that it is unfortunate that she has responsibilities to our country. However, probably not for the same reason.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
qr4j 1/10/2020 12:10:06 PM (No. 284474)
Her Majesty, Queen of Dramaland, San Fran Nan.
8 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 1/10/2020 12:17:12 PM (No. 284480)
Get off the cross Nasty, we need the lumber.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
DVC 1/10/2020 12:20:24 PM (No. 284482)
LOL!
As if anything this witch does is of any real significance. The biggest hammer in her tool kit is impeachment.
She has managed to turn that into a joke. All the rest that she does is even more impotent, less important.
8 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
RedWhite&Blue2 1/10/2020 12:31:07 PM (No. 284491)
So many traitors to America
Yet we tolerate these traitorous bastids
That loony witch is the proper one to IMPEACH!!!!!!
Kick her ass to the filthy curb!
15 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
vinegrower 1/10/2020 12:31:19 PM (No. 284492)
As a life long 49er's fan it has been such a pleasure to watch the team this year, with all the drama gone. Didn't watch for a couple of years. Last time I was at a Giants playoff baseball game they put the camera on Pelosi and she got booed. My husband and I howled.
13 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Ming 1/10/2020 12:31:30 PM (No. 284493)
“I have, unfortunately, responsibilities to save our country from peril”
So, Nance, I guess you'll be spending the weekend cleaning your streets of all that human waste? The spreading of Typhus and the Plague are, indeed, perils to us all.
24 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Heraclitus 1/10/2020 12:32:23 PM (No. 284496)
just posted on an earlier article that she thinks she has already ascended the throne and is the Queen. No-one dares approach the throne, even on all fours.
7 people like this.
I thought this was a Babylon Bee SATIRE piece.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
jalo1951 1/10/2020 12:37:10 PM (No. 284504)
Dear Lord how much more Schiff do we have to take from this woman? Climb off it Nancy. You are a legend in your own mind. Why don't you leave us alone and go shovel some Schiff in San Francisco and save your voters from the perils of CA liberalism? Choke on it you buzzard.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
JunkYardDog 1/10/2020 12:38:29 PM (No. 284505)
Responsibilities my @ss! How about paying attention to the homeless people defecating in the streets of your beloved San Francisco? Nancy would never be caught dead associating with the people in her district who she claims to advocate for. She is a hypocrite of the highest order.
20 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 1/10/2020 12:49:45 PM (No. 284525)
It's just as well. I'm sure she doesn't know the difference between a punter and a halfback.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Rinktum 1/10/2020 12:50:50 PM (No. 284528)
Personally, I believe it is fitting that Nasty Nan hails from the filthiest city in the country. Where else are people encourage to defecate on the streets? Instead of trying to ward off all kinds of disease by fixing this problem, she is too busy bumbling her way through pressers and trying to desperately to destroy a sitting President who is doing more for Americans in three plus years than the totally corrupt democrat party she leads has done in decades, if ever. She draws attention to herself never thinking that she is a walking joke to the majority of Americans. This old biddy will miss nothing. She’ll get just as plastered on Capitol Hill as she would in the stadium or watching from home. If she hasn’t been imbibing prior to these press conferences, she definitely needs to see a physician who specializes in geriatrics to be tested for dementia.
11 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Southron 1/10/2020 1:00:00 PM (No. 284539)
Please Nancy, save our country from Donald Trump. He is destroying all the successes of the Obama Administration.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
BillW. 1/10/2020 1:10:48 PM (No. 284545)
We're laughing at you ol' girl.
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"Where's my super-suit?!!"
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Gruntmedic 1/10/2020 1:36:02 PM (No. 284570)
The only peril is from her and the rat s.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
snapper451 1/10/2020 1:53:40 PM (No. 284590)
That would be the Santa Clara 49’ers. Take more flights nervous Nancy - we can always hope it falls out of the sky.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Strike3 1/10/2020 1:54:59 PM (No. 284593)
This old bat thinks much too highly of herself.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
DVC 1/10/2020 1:55:42 PM (No. 284594)
At some point I expect Nutty, Nasty Nan to show up in a Red Queen outfit, screaming "Off with his head!"
https://tinyurl.com/yx6lcgd9
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
wsdiego 1/10/2020 1:58:50 PM (No. 284597)
The longer Pelosi hangs on to the articles the more pestilent she looks!
4 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
Vesicant 1/10/2020 2:11:40 PM (No. 284608)
She means "doing another line of of botox."
4 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
columba 1/10/2020 2:23:27 PM (No. 284619)
Dear Nancy:
We already have the real God, who has informed us on how to same country from peril.
3 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 1/10/2020 2:23:48 PM (No. 284620)
Trump should go now that she isn't.
4 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
john56 1/10/2020 2:37:11 PM (No. 284629)
I guess she couldn't get a free ticket.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
chumley 1/10/2020 2:50:37 PM (No. 284640)
That's funny. That dried up old colostomy bag IS the peril.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
edgar 1/10/2020 2:50:57 PM (No. 284641)
What a martyr. She must have an invite to attend a new restaurant launch.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
JackBurton 1/10/2020 3:46:15 PM (No. 284677)
Yeh. And I also have extremely impo.... I'm saving the country, too. So, no NFL games for me and no Basketball. Doggone shame but...
....there it is.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
marbles 1/10/2020 3:57:28 PM (No. 284686)
What a self important hag. When/if she sends the article over to the senate, she loses her place in the sun /spotlight, and power re " impeachment". She does not want to give that up. The embodiment of putting self before not only party , but country.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
kono 1/10/2020 4:51:38 PM (No. 284715)
There is only one Savior, Nan, and you are not He.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 1/10/2020 5:18:12 PM (No. 284742)
My heart is broken. Pelosi won’t make it to the game. However will the 49ers win without her there? Poor baby.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 1/10/2020 7:05:56 PM (No. 284854)
Oh, Nan. I am so moved by your sorrow and not being able to put your little impeachment circus on hold to watch your niners. Politics is a witch, Nan, just like you?
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
Venturer 1/10/2020 7:37:09 PM (No. 284882)
Nancy Pelosi IS a peril to our country
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
pinger 1/10/2020 7:41:26 PM (No. 284889)
The most effective thing she could do to "save our country" would be to jump off the Washington Monument.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
Peeps 1/10/2020 11:31:52 PM (No. 284986)
Geez, just Shut Up Nancy. Can we start a thing #ShutUpNancy?
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Peeps 1/10/2020 11:36:50 PM (No. 284989)
Great idea #25. AND he should root for SF, AND pledge to do whatever he can to save the city, AND be their greatest supporter, because he CAN, and it makes the prima donna 'looka lika fooool'.
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Batty Nancy sashayed through yesterday’s rambling presser, appearing to throw as much trivia into her comments as there was serious business. Re the football game she’d miss, she went on at (uproarious, to her) length about the family rivalry with D’Allesandros still rooting for Baltimore, yada, yada, yada. Airhead.