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Joe Biden? Seriously?

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Posted By: Pluperfect, 12/12/2019 5:04:22 AM

The establishment narrative on Joe Biden is, to put it mildly, malarkey. Gropey J actually is everything the liberals accuse Donald Trump of being – bizarre, vulgar, dumb, corrupt, incompetent, and utterly unfit to be president. But yet the Creepy Veepy is so much more. In the last month, this totally not-senile, not-at-all-weird guy has assembled a track record of freaky behavior that would put mid-eighties Crispin Glover to shame. Let’s review… Corn Pop is old news. Biden’s latest rambling onion-on-the-belt monologue was something about little kids at a pool rubbing his leg hair or something – it’s so random I’m not even linking to it.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: TruthFetish 12/12/2019 5:55:10 AM (No. 259652)
Thanks, Kurt, for the Biden - Crispin Glover comparison. That's all I'm going to see every time Creepy Joe's face pops up on a screen. ALL: refresh your memory, look up Crispin Glover interview on YouTube.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 12/12/2019 7:31:25 AM (No. 259714)
He wasn't smart enough for this job even before his multiple brain surgeries. But let's face it, dems just need a front man - his handlers will do the real work. Obama played more golf than anything else when he was in the oval office.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: mobyclik 12/12/2019 8:00:59 AM (No. 259734)
Wonder if he would choose that crooked Hag for VP and after a time retire from office ''for health reasons.'' The so-called ''media'' would carry her baggage thru-out the campaign while shouting 24/7 about how ''fortunate America is to have such a well qualified and loved WOMAN just a heartbeat away from the Oval Office'' President Trump would be laughing all the way to his reelection.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: privateer 12/12/2019 8:12:21 AM (No. 259748)
My opinion: there is nothing---NOTHING--- the Evil Left, but I repeat myself, craves more than a repeat grudge match against PDJT. It's all they can think about. And they figure the Pig's bloated corpse is all they could drag across the finish line. But Hogzilla is too old and sick and tired and stupid for a lengthy campaign. So...like a rock concert where the headliner is way past the sell-by date, but that's who people came to see, they are providing a series of warm-up acts. Or in the case of the Gropesaurus, a warmed-over act. The PIAPS will rise, Dracula-like from her coffin, when the time is right. Oh, and she wants to be begged.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: MainelySane 12/12/2019 9:23:16 AM (No. 259849)
If Biden is the nominee, then the national election contest will be Trump vs. the Democrat VP candidate!
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Reply 6 - Posted by: bigfatslob 12/12/2019 9:52:39 AM (No. 259877)
Stumbles McMyturn that describes the nitwit Biden to a tee. When I saw Kurt's name I knew it was going to be entertaining.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: jacksin5 12/12/2019 9:59:57 AM (No. 259882)
#6, I believe the title Stumbles McMyturn was in reference to Hillary! If I am wrong, I apologize.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Tanker76 12/12/2019 10:29:11 AM (No. 259921)
Stumbles McMyturn is a reference to McCain, I believe.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Smart11344 12/12/2019 11:39:10 AM (No. 260022)
I feel like I am stuck in a Never Ending Twilight Zone with the liberals completely running a muck. I, truly do not understand why this show is on the air. One of my blessings is never seeing a single episode.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: bad-hair 12/12/2019 12:15:09 PM (No. 260064)
#3 Not the crooked hag. She's white after all and the Socialistas have a white problem. The ticket is Biden/Obama and then Joe has "health reasons" and resigns. Bingo … the first black woman president … Moochelle. Eat that Hillary. They don't like her any more than we do.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: cedar 12/12/2019 12:38:01 PM (No. 260086)
I love Kurt's wit . . . made me laugh today.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: DVC 12/12/2019 2:25:35 PM (No. 260180)
No, Biden, like all the other Clown Bus candidates are not serious people.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: vinegrower 12/12/2019 6:52:58 PM (No. 260416)
Don't read this with anything in your mouth, this is hilarious. Little Joe and the Gang and Stumbles McMyTurn perfect description of the two creeps Joe and Hillary.
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