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Arizona teen gets stuck trying to sneak into
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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 11/29/2019 9:28:07 PM

This might be a move only Santa Claus can pull off. An Arizona teen who tried to shimmy down her chimney in an attempt to sneak home after a late night out ended up getting stuck for more than 90 minutes, according to a new report. The teen decided the smokestack would be the best entryway to her home after she and her friend, identified only as Yasmeen, got locked out Wednesday night and couldn’t find another way inside, FOX 10 reported. But the plan soon backfired. “She was panicking,” Yasmeen told the station. “She was, like, ‘call 911!’ She couldn’t breathe.” The teen screamed for help the entire time,

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Reply 1 - Posted by: hurricanegirl 11/29/2019 9:31:21 PM (No. 248820)
She's fortunate someone was around to save her. There was a story a few years ago of a person who tried to break into a cabin via the chimney, and his body wasn't found until many, many MANY years later.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: TulsaTowner 11/29/2019 9:35:24 PM (No. 248822)
Darwin Award candidate --
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Reply 3 - Posted by: MrDeplorable 11/29/2019 9:53:09 PM (No. 248831)
Uh, I think the journalist meant to use the word “shinny” which means to climb awkwardly instead of “shimmy” which is a rapid hip movement in dancing as in the old song”I wish I could shimmy like my sister Kate.”
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Reply 4 - Posted by: TLCary 11/29/2019 10:10:08 PM (No. 248838)
Screamed for help that she couldn’t breathe. Ponder that for a moment.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: mc squared 11/29/2019 10:24:29 PM (No. 248844)
She's 17: next November she'll be 18 and of voting age.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: DVC 11/29/2019 10:25:01 PM (No. 248845)
Yasmeen not be de sharpest pencil in de box.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 11/30/2019 3:35:32 AM (No. 248894)
She is laughing in her underware. If she has a job, she should pay for county services.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: MeiDei 11/30/2019 8:27:07 AM (No. 249017)
How sweet that the parents were reported as ''mad'' rather than ''angry''.
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