Eric Swalwell farts loud and proud on
live television
American Thinker,
by
Monica Showalter
Original Article
Posted By: PageTurner,
11/19/2019 8:48:23 AM
While intoning pious flapdoodle about his sacred duty to impeach and remove President Trump from office, it seems that God or else Eric Swalwell's digestive system had other plans for him. He let 'er rip, and it wasn't subtle. No one heard a thing he said either before or after that impressive digestive demonstration.
Which was fitting reminder to voters just how lightweight the first Democratic presidential debate dropout is, now that he's achieved a new reason to get his name in the news.
Swalwell seems to have done it with little effort to hold it in, which raises questions for the ace investigative reporters
Reply 1 - Posted by:
StormCnter 11/19/2019 8:54:51 AM (No. 239117)
In the olden days, our hostess wouldn't have allowed this story or any subsequent omments. I'm with Ms. Lucianne.
26 people like this.
Truly, the dRATS infanticide party shot heard around the world.
18 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Tusker 11/19/2019 9:05:34 AM (No. 239132)
Confirming the obvious: this swarmy little Swartz dork, and the traitorous democraptics, are full of it.
20 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
udanja99 11/19/2019 9:07:37 AM (No. 239135)
Here’s a bit of advice, Eric. Don’t eat beans before going on national television.
12 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
CEP 11/19/2019 9:16:25 AM (No. 239145)
Proves that politicians are full of gas.
16 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Bazi 11/19/2019 9:22:05 AM (No. 239152)
Hilarious article!
14 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 11/19/2019 9:26:28 AM (No. 239155)
While I would normally say that a news story unrelated to the impeachment inquiry farce is a breath of fresh air, whew. I'll stop here.
27 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
2assume 11/19/2019 9:28:49 AM (No. 239160)
All that hot air had to go somewhere.
12 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Finally50 11/19/2019 9:31:26 AM (No. 239161)
re:#1 that particular f-word was off limits until the global warming alarmists started worrying about cows. Now the taboo has been broken (thank you leftists)!
19 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
jalo1951 11/19/2019 9:33:38 AM (No. 239164)
Swalwell passes gas. Nothing new for him. He does it every time he opens his mouth.
20 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
donnaclaire 11/19/2019 9:41:08 AM (No. 239171)
It's doubtful Washington, Jefferson or Franklin ever foresaw this 'event'.
8 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Zbogwan2 11/19/2019 9:44:56 AM (No. 239176)
To bad it wasn't an extremely Wet One?
10 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
zzzghy 11/19/2019 10:04:47 AM (No. 239196)
News you can use.
What the hell is happening to us?
8 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 11/19/2019 10:13:57 AM (No. 239209)
Finally the gun grabbing Swalwell can now be addressed as the Fartmeister. Swalwell will no long present his hand to shake but extend his index finger to be pulled for his political act. Doesn't this meely mouth dork know he just added to the global warming problem like the cows get blamed for?
9 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Highlander 11/19/2019 10:20:51 AM (No. 239217)
The word “fart” is a crude street slang not allowed in civil conversation. If this thing about a leaky gasbag like Swalwell has to be news, use the word “flatulence.”
11 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
ledbythnose 11/19/2019 10:21:33 AM (No. 239218)
There's a Might Wind a blowin !
7 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 11/19/2019 10:33:44 AM (No. 239230)
When I first read the headline and introductory paragraphs, I thought this was just a figure of speech but then I actually listened to the video and have not been able to stop laughing. Breaking up the day with laughter really lightens the load. I guess I should give my thanks to Eric Swalwell.
12 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
snakeoil 11/19/2019 10:42:23 AM (No. 239240)
I think he is innocent. Schiff for Brains is a ventriloquist. I too deplore billingsgate. But with the left what do you expect.
7 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 11/19/2019 10:48:49 AM (No. 239245)
Ms. Showalter is completely correct in her assessment. The Almighty built this function into our digestive system design to humble us a little. This subtle reminder is brought to Eric on live TV to help him be mindful of the REAL humbling machine which will follow him. That one is a lot like the meat grinder at your local super market. Get ready, Swalwell! BOHICA!
4 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 11/19/2019 10:54:01 AM (No. 239248)
Obvioulsy the most productive thing to come out of a Democrat in generations.
7 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 11/19/2019 10:56:13 AM (No. 239250)
Jim Jordan puts a whoopie cushion in Swalwell's chair in 3.....2.....1....
5 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
Upright2 11/19/2019 11:05:07 AM (No. 239255)
I don't think he did it... I think it was Matthews or a prank by someone in the studio! Was it a live interview?
2 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
columba 11/19/2019 11:10:09 AM (No. 239260)
Everyone has gas at times. Making a "news" item out one shows a clear lack of maturity.
4 people like this.
Not to be too graphic about it, but uncontrolled gas like that happens if the anus is weakened by repeated insertions.
In other words, Swalwell is a typical Democrat.
5 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Calico Al 11/19/2019 12:03:36 PM (No. 239312)
It sounded like a triple flutter blast followed with a fweep.
8 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
Refried 11/19/2019 12:11:06 PM (No. 239321)
To bad Botox Nan wasn't standing behind him. The look on her face would have been priceless!
5 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 11/19/2019 12:34:59 PM (No. 239353)
Re #24. Looks to me like Swalwell did it. Look closely and you will see him lift up slightly to let it go. Maybe he thought he could just ease it out with no sound. If Trump had done this Schiff would call it an "impeachable offense".
4 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
RayLRiv 11/19/2019 12:55:47 PM (No. 239369)
He sang the song of his people...
14 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 11/19/2019 1:03:32 PM (No. 239382)
He's guilty. All that was missing from the clip was "pull my finger!"
4 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
pinger 11/19/2019 1:07:33 PM (No. 239393)
I've been watching this guy break down doors to get to TV cameras for the past two years and this is the only time something came from him that I didn't disagree with.
6 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 11/19/2019 1:22:49 PM (No. 239413)
You can see the ripple in his cheeks when he lets it rip...
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
pensom2 11/19/2019 1:23:27 PM (No. 239414)
Oh, lighten up #25: The humor lies not in the flatulence itself. It lies in the serendipitous embarrassment of a pompous, hypocritical left-wing gas bag in the midst of his pontificating on national television.
7 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
RedWhite&Blue2 11/19/2019 2:10:44 PM (No. 239458)
Which end was it released out of?
3 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
Rinktum 11/19/2019 2:14:53 PM (No. 239464)
Oh my goodness! That was quite a performance. How in the world could he just go on and finish his statement? I would have been doubled over in gales of laughter. In fact, I am still laughing. Thanks for posting this. While it definitely is not up to Ms. Lucianne’s standards, it was a much needed relief from the impeachment fiasco. Now, back our normal programming.
10 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
jj1319 11/19/2019 4:06:33 PM (No. 239569)
That's nothin'. I believe Al Roker crapped himself in the hallway of Obamas White House.
2 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
wsdiego 11/19/2019 5:57:01 PM (No. 239656)
His brains just fell! What there was of them!
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
judy 11/19/2019 6:51:06 PM (No. 239717)
Wow! Swalwell’s farts make the news! The media is either sick or bored ???
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