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Meet the World Expert on All Things: Tom Nichols

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Posted By: DynomiteThings, 9/4/2019 4:43:44 AM

Hello, I’m Tom Nichols. I have very fierce facial hair. I am a super-brain expert authority (™) on all things. You can find me in the Naval War College, USA Today, and in the dictionary, under the word “insufferable.” I am in fact an expert on all things, except the management of time, 100 hours of which I spend on Twitter each week unclogging my nose at you fools who voted for Trump, you fools who are reluctant to vote for Socialists, and you fools who consider it conservative to appoint conservative judges. Which I have wittily dubbed “muh judges” while deriding you weirdos who oppose abortion.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: PostAway 9/4/2019 6:27:24 AM (No. 170795)
Hilarious. I have no idea who Tom Nichols is but I love a well-orchestrated dump-a-chump piece when it is so obviously well-deserved. Worth the read just for the “waffles for underpants” line. Thanks, OP!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: mobyclik 9/4/2019 6:34:52 AM (No. 170801)
He just described nearly every democrat in the country. The biggest ''World Expert on All Things'' are known as ''journalists'' and occupy high positions in places formally known as 'the unbiased media.' Don't believe me? Just ask them, they'll tell you about their wonderfulness.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: RayLRiv 9/4/2019 6:52:54 AM (No. 170817)
AOC needs to read this. Not that it's gonna help her any...
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Reply 4 - Posted by: rusino 9/4/2019 7:51:38 AM (No. 170885)
Funny take down!...but I have never heard of Tom Nichols!
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Hermoine 9/4/2019 7:57:00 AM (No. 170895)
Pretty funny...this guy and Rick Wilson vie for the most annoyingly, insufferable SOBs on Twitter.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: AltaD 9/4/2019 8:12:15 AM (No. 170916)
After reading this article I still have no idea who Tom Nichols is. Is he one of the media's fake conservative talking-heads? Whoever he is, I'm so glad I no longer subsidize him and others like him via a cable subscription.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Lawsy0 9/4/2019 8:29:20 AM (No. 170930)
Dear Kyle: I hope you corrected the Knower of All Stuff of his slight error (Cranium means brain.) Tell him, ''Not so, KoAS, the cranium is the place where a brain is stored, if present.'' PS: You are funny enough to write for The Onion.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: little guy 9/4/2019 9:06:26 AM (No. 170971)
Tom Nichols is a devote "Never Trumper" who quit the Republican Party and became "independent" because Susan Collins voted for SCOTUS candidate Kavanaugh. Nuff said.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: bigfatslob 9/4/2019 9:10:37 AM (No. 170975)
I haven't a clue who Tom Nichols is but his domain must be twitter. I have a Tom Nichols type friend I call him Mr. Know It All. Why on God's green earth does this person call me when he talks about everything, he won't shut up and corrects me if I say a word about any topic. His sounds like Tom Nichols spending hours doing nothing but filling his brain with nothings. Great smack down funny article.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: DVC 9/4/2019 9:29:44 AM (No. 171020)
Sounds like this guy needs to no longer work at the Naval War College.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: JohnReid56 9/4/2019 10:02:12 AM (No. 171057)
So Tom Nichols took over for "Professor" Irwin Corey ("The World's Foremost Authority"). Who knew? :-)
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Strike3 9/4/2019 12:12:47 PM (No. 171188)
Ouch, Tom be burned bad. I have no idea who he is because I would not be caught fully clothed watching MSNBC but Kyle obviously thinks the world of him and wants the rest of to appreciate him. All through Tom's comments I kept seeing the face of Barack Obama, anybody else? I would also say that Tom sounds like AOC but that is how she used to sound. Now that she and Chakrabarti have parted ways it's like she has lost a piece of her brain - or all of it. She has all but disappeared from the headlines.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: cor-vet 9/4/2019 1:01:43 PM (No. 171247)
Sorry, but I feel like I wasted 5 minutes that I could have been doing something constructive, to read this. Just my opinion.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: MickTurn 9/4/2019 6:30:22 PM (No. 171513)
Tom, there will be an exam...1000 questions...and if you miss one you're going to be shot at dawn...are you game?
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