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When did the Babylon Bee start writing
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Posted By: Magnante, 11/26/2021 4:59:05 AM

The headline that appeared at the top of the following tweet from the Washington Post, about the massacre in Waukesha, Wisconsin, appeared to have been written by the Babylon Bee. (snip) [tweet] "Here's what we know so far on the sequence of events that led to the Waukesha tragedy caused by a SUV" (snip) The “tragedy” (not “attack”) was CAUSED by the SUV. Forget about blaming Darrell Brooks; he’s a Black man, and therefore cannot be blamed for anything that he does. (snip) not only is attribution of causality to an inanimate object insane, it is also ungrammatical

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Reply 1 - Posted by: 5 handicap 11/26/2021 5:30:14 AM (No. 989150)
There was at one time a section of the Post which was absolutely excellent; the Post had a wonderful funnies section to go along with their crossword puzzle. One can say with certainty that there is no other reason to buy the Post.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: The Other Guy 11/26/2021 6:13:05 AM (No. 989165)
From the left's perspective, it's absolutely correct . A person committing murder with a firearm is defined as a gun death. It follows that a driver committing murder by intentionally driving a SUV into a group of people should, likewise, be defined as a SUV death.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: lakerman1 11/26/2021 6:52:39 AM (No. 989177)
I was up late last night, watched part of an interview with Glenn Kessler of the Washington Post. Kessler said that while alot of media outlets published too much stuff, taking the Steele dossiere about Russia and Trump as gospel, the Washington Post did not. W-P was careful in not falling for the dossiere contents.. You could have fooled me.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: minuteman 11/26/2021 8:23:57 AM (No. 989222)
Still supporting Amazon?
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Reply 5 - Posted by: cor-vet 11/26/2021 9:23:19 AM (No. 989290)
Thank God the SUV didn't have access to a gun, or it could have been a real massacre! S/O
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Reply 6 - Posted by: bigfatslob 11/26/2021 9:48:03 AM (No. 989319)
The up-and-coming rapper, Brooks, must have been terrified riding in that crazed SUV with all the carnage it dealt. All the SUV can do is claim an insanity plea. FWaPo
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Reply 7 - Posted by: MickTurn 11/26/2021 10:14:10 AM (No. 989368)
The Bee is Funny, the Post is crap on a stick!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: DVC 11/26/2021 12:11:22 PM (No. 989521)
The WashComPost has been a extreme left propaganda operation for decades. Now they add in racial hatred of whites as a key requirement of all articles. In all cases, the black person involve is "the blameless innocent victim" and the white person is "the violent white supremacist oppressor"..... .REGARDLESS of the facts of the situation. Those warped ' racial dynamics' are hard wired into every story, along with their extreme leftist political. They are shilling for a race war, apparently. Never waste time on the WashComPost.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Rumblehog 11/26/2021 12:41:32 PM (No. 989561)
And since the SUV in question was designed and built by white men, it is clearly a white supremacist racist plot against a black man who accidently drive one into a crowd of racist white people s/o
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