China makes COVID-19 anal swabs
mandatory for foreigners
New York Post,
by
Jackie Salo
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
3/3/2021 9:10:29 PM
China has made anal COVID-19 swabs mandatory for all foreign travelers arriving in the country, a report said Wednesday. The government has claimed that such tests provides a higher degree of accuracy than other screening methods for the virus, the Times UK reported. As part of the new travel requirement, there will be testing hubs in Beijing and Shanghai airports, the outlet reported. Li Tongzeng, a respiratory disease medic, said that the anal swabs are better because virus traces stay longer in fecal samples than they do in the nose or throat, state media reported. The move comes after Japan asked China
Reply 1 - Posted by:
zzzghy 3/3/2021 9:18:49 PM (No. 714222)
So many jokes.
So little time...
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
pinger 3/3/2021 9:23:26 PM (No. 714224)
Turn around is fair play. No pun intended. Any Chinese person in the USA gets the same test.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
NeverForget 3/3/2021 9:36:30 PM (No. 714233)
Up 'til now China was only figuratively giving it to us up the wazoo.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Phantomll 3/3/2021 9:42:48 PM (No. 714235)
BOHICA!
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
SkeezerMcGee 3/3/2021 9:43:02 PM (No. 714236)
This is a bummer.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Highlander 3/3/2021 10:30:24 PM (No. 714250)
I guess I won’t be going to China after all.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 3/3/2021 10:35:13 PM (No. 714255)
Paging Pete Buttgig... paging Pete Buttgig....
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Timber Queen 3/3/2021 10:36:05 PM (No. 714256)
Hi, Joe! Nothing says, "welcome" like a chop stick up your jackass.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Safari Man 3/3/2021 10:36:21 PM (No. 714257)
Sounds bad for foreigners, but imagine the unlucky people who work where the sun don't shine all day.
4 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
rochow 3/3/2021 10:41:53 PM (No. 714261)
Another good reason not to visit that country!!!
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
ThreeBadCats3 3/3/2021 10:57:12 PM (No. 714273)
We have to trust the Chinese on this. After all, they invented it.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
pigop 3/3/2021 10:58:02 PM (No. 714275)
The Chinese plans to use same size swab as what Coumo showed on CNN.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
TXknitter 3/3/2021 11:17:53 PM (No. 714292)
OP, I desperately wish America had the guts to do just exactly what you suggest. Its been an invasion over the southern border for decades. Its been a war and our weak border state Governors all refused to treat it as such. We had one President who loved the people of the USA enough to stand up to all the greedy corrupt open border corruptocrats. The gates of hell opened up to stop him culminating in a stolen election.
God help us.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 3/3/2021 11:20:10 PM (No. 714294)
Do politicians have to remove their heads first?
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
bighambone 3/3/2021 11:41:41 PM (No. 714306)
Is Biden going to visit China, perhaps he will bring the former Mayor of South Bend along to administer his anal swab? As you know what the Democrats have been saying, “No one is above the law”.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Safari Man 3/4/2021 12:52:07 AM (No. 714321)
#5 I see what you did there
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Trigger2 3/4/2021 1:25:18 AM (No. 714329)
In other words, don't go to China. I wonder...are elites exempt? Would Joey be exempt? Would Kamala, Piglousi, or Chuckie?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
DVC 3/4/2021 2:34:13 AM (No. 714357)
The good news is that I have NEVER wanted to go to China. I have read a good bit of their history and it is hideous, evil, vicious and sad.
I love travel, have lived in Europe and visited many times, traveled all over the former Soviet Union, some in Africa, India, the islands of the Caribbean, even some into Mexico before it became so dangerous.
But I never wanted to visit China. This seals the deal, for certain.
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As just about everyone but the Communist Chinese seem to know, there are less intrusive ways of obtaining a fecal sample.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Rinktum 3/4/2021 4:25:28 AM (No. 714388)
Thanks for the laughs. Great comments!
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Right Time 3/4/2021 6:17:38 AM (No. 714421)
Thankfully, my frequent trips to China (8-9 times/yr) ended with my retirement.
If Trump's election hadn't been stolen by the Left, the ChiComs would never have pressed this. Trump would have reciprocated by making Chinese visitors get anal swabs with Tiki Torches
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
BirdsNest 3/4/2021 6:47:47 AM (No. 714432)
#14, post of the day.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
3XALADY 3/4/2021 8:48:51 AM (No. 714538)
#3's comment is a good one too. My first thought.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Goose 3/4/2021 10:03:13 AM (No. 714605)
That will certainly boost tourism.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
JackBurton 3/4/2021 2:20:30 PM (No. 714876)
I hope the dinner menu on the flight over has burritos and corn on the cobb.
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We should station someone, say a former mayor from South Bend, to administer these tests to all Chinese nationals entering the USA. Also demand this of any "migrants" crossing our southern border and watch the influx slow to a crawl; people with more traditional backgrounds will not tolerate such nonsense.