Mitt Romney knocked unconscious,
suffers black eye during fall
New York Post,
by
Kenneth Garger
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
3/1/2021 7:57:29 PM
Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with “a lot of stitches” and a black eye.“I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I’m doing better,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured.With noticeable bruising under his right eye, Romney infused some humor into the situation.“I went to CPAC, that was a problem,” the Republican lawmaker joked, referring to the Conservative Political Action Conference that ended Sunday.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Cherrybark 3/1/2021 8:02:50 PM (No. 711801)
“I went to CPAC, that was a problem,” the Republican lawmaker joked..." I'll have to give Romney credit for finding some humor in his situation and the relationship with CPAC.
20 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
bamapreacher 3/1/2021 8:06:08 PM (No. 711802)
Far too many memes come to mind but I hope he heals quickly.
15 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
bighambone 3/1/2021 8:08:27 PM (No. 711803)
Usually when a person as old as Romney falls down the body parts that are injured are a knee, a hip, and an elbow. Apparently Romney suffered no injury to those body parts. So I have to presume that Romney instead took one great big header that KO’ed him. Do you think he will receive a sympathy call from Trump?
17 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/1/2021 8:12:14 PM (No. 711804)
How do you fall on your face and not damage anything else. We knew Mitt was a stick, but this is ridiculous…
Other than that, I’m taking the Fifth...
27 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
zuker5 3/1/2021 8:16:08 PM (No. 711806)
So his joke is that the conservatives who disagree with him are violent? No wonder he’s now the media’s favorite Republican. He plays right along with their fictional narrative.
41 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
DVC 3/1/2021 8:17:25 PM (No. 711807)
Partial payback for all the terrible, nasty backstabbing that he has done.
40 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Banjo Willy 3/1/2021 8:21:08 PM (No. 711811)
Consider the weight of the human head and the damage it can sustain when it falls the distance from it's natural perch atop the body, down past the diaphragm, perhaps striking ribs just before it's exit through the rectum ultimately to crash into the concrete. I can see it.
19 people like this.
Somebody do a HarryReid on mittens?
84 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Safari Man 3/1/2021 8:37:44 PM (No. 711823)
#8 I swear it wasn’t me, but someone is beating the crap out of a few Mormons that I coincidentally despise. Would be real interesting to know what he and Harry did to get this greeting.
25 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
DARling 3/1/2021 8:47:15 PM (No. 711831)
#8, I was about to post the same thing. Darned exercise equipment!
27 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 3/1/2021 8:47:36 PM (No. 711832)
He said he got stitches in his lip. Well, his lips are his problem - they need to be stitched TOGETHER.
40 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
sanspeur 3/1/2021 9:00:58 PM (No. 711839)
there’s gotta be more to this . lip ? the lip that should have been shut a coupla years ago ? revenge of his dog ?
11 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 3/1/2021 9:01:18 PM (No. 711840)
There are those who claim a public black eye is a sign of initiation into the Illuminati cult, powerful people controlling the world from behind the scene. If the Illuminati take a putz like Romney as a member, they suddenly seem a lot less ominous...
15 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
or gate 3/1/2021 9:02:29 PM (No. 711842)
Boo Hoo,
I thought a little bittie non mormon beat him up
9 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
GustoGrabber 3/1/2021 9:03:58 PM (No. 711845)
Gee that’s a shame.
17 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Zeek Wolfe 3/1/2021 9:07:50 PM (No. 711846)
Elderly Mormons are often injured when changing their holy underwear. This is not a joke, but true.
15 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
itsonlyme 3/1/2021 9:17:55 PM (No. 711852)
He probably check into the hospital as Pierre Delecto.
9 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Italiano 3/1/2021 9:21:24 PM (No. 711855)
My alibi is airtight.
20 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
gop_guys 3/1/2021 9:23:38 PM (No. 711857)
“Infusion of humor”? Where...what? CPAC crack, that’s not a bit funny. Pierre Delecto will never be invited to CPAC! And the underwear thing...now that’s funny!
13 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
ThreeBadCats3 3/1/2021 9:28:23 PM (No. 711861)
I used to run up and down stairs without holding on. I usually won the “run, dodge and jump”. Now i’m “old” and hold on to both railings. If we are lucky enough to age, our vestibular system and muscle strength fade. Not to mention libido. Still, there are many pleasures left in life. Grandchildren and music but a few. So don’t despair, enjoy them!
13 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 3/1/2021 9:32:05 PM (No. 711863)
Huh. Harry Reid did the same thing. Must be a mormon thing.
10 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
rochow 3/1/2021 9:32:47 PM (No. 711864)
# 18, still working on making my alibi airtight.
9 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
chumley 3/1/2021 9:34:40 PM (No. 711868)
Thats what happens when you PO the mob. Maybe he didnt deliver something they paid for. Give him a break. He's been trying.
4 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 3/1/2021 9:39:18 PM (No. 711872)
Since he usually walks about with his head up his arse, the only thing I can think is that he sat down too hard!!
31 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 3/1/2021 9:41:27 PM (No. 711874)
I can vouch for #22. We played cards all night.
7 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 3/1/2021 10:07:49 PM (No. 711882)
let's hope his fall knocked some sense into him.
3 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
happywarrior 3/1/2021 10:14:17 PM (No. 711885)
Yep, that’s no fall, that’s the black eye club. Justice Roberts was initiated too.
9 people like this.
Maybe Gina Carano kicked his ads.
3 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
kiwinews 3/1/2021 10:41:12 PM (No. 711897)
Joe Biden's dog seen leaving the scene, tail tucked.
5 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
RuckusTom 3/1/2021 10:45:14 PM (No. 711901)
Want to go down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Do a Google search for "black eye club".
0 people like this.
What is it about Morman senators ? Crazy Harry Reid did the same thing.
2 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
qr4j 3/1/2021 10:56:50 PM (No. 711909)
I wish no one any harm, but did he have to wake up?
6 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
Submariner 3/1/2021 10:58:42 PM (No. 711910)
#22's last hand was a full house. Cleaned me out.
We didn't leave until 3 or 4 AM.
6 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
deerejon 3/1/2021 11:01:07 PM (No. 711911)
Not buy your story mittens.I got some ocean front property in Utah I'll sell ya.Lieing piece of crap...
6 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 3/1/2021 11:31:17 PM (No. 711921)
Well played #33! :)
8 people like this.
Just where was this "fall" ?
5 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 3/2/2021 2:32:22 AM (No. 711999)
He was drunk.
2 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
smokincol 3/2/2021 3:13:51 AM (No. 712010)
what is it with Utah. Harry Reid gets KO's by a punching bag and now Pierre gets KO's by falling and banging his squash?
3 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
Trigger2 3/2/2021 3:41:16 AM (No. 712013)
Too much snorting coke?
2 people like this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 3/2/2021 6:46:30 AM (No. 712080)
Got in a fight with his ego?
3 people like this.
Reply 41 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/2/2021 8:24:43 AM (No. 712210)
Karma, baby! He had no business going to CPAC.
3 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
msjena 3/2/2021 9:07:36 AM (No. 712271)
As someone who has taken a few falls myself, he has my sympathy. While the knee usually takes the brunt, I did once end up in the ER with a cut on my forehead that needed stitches. I do worry about falling again, especially as I get older. I try to concentrate on slowing down and watching for things like uneven sidewalks, etc.
1 person likes this.
Reply 43 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 3/2/2021 11:36:41 AM (No. 712467)
Oh Mitt! We owe you a lot more.
3 people like this.
Reply 44 - Posted by:
stjohnswood 3/2/2021 12:34:18 PM (No. 712570)
Better pictures, please. I need a good laugh.
3 people like this.
Below, you will find ...
Most Recent Articles posted by "Imright"
and
Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)