Joe Biden’s Inaugural Parade Canceled
as Event ‘Reimagined’
Breitbart Politics,
by
Kyle Olson
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
1/3/2021 6:23:31 PM
President-elect Joe Biden’s inaugural celebration will be considerably smaller as organizers have canceled the parade that traditionally takes place after the ceremony.
In a U.S. Army email obtained by Jon Nicosia, participants were informed the event will no longer be happening.
“The Inaugural Parade has been canceled,” it read.
“The Active, National Guard, Reserve, and Academy marching requirements have been deleted and are no longer needed.”
The information from the Presidential Inauguration Committee (PIC) was called “definitive guidance,” according to the email.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
earlybird 1/3/2021 6:24:14 PM (No. 648347)
One way or another a Trump Parade will take its place. MAGA!!!!!
47 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Boliver 1/3/2021 6:29:23 PM (No. 648351)
What's the issue, Dog Faced Pony Soldier Brigade couldn't make it? Now all 8 people who planned to attend will have to stay home.
35 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Scribelus 1/3/2021 6:37:02 PM (No. 648354)
Envision a succession of closed doors, with serpents slithering underneath them. How would a tuba accompany them?
9 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Nimby 1/3/2021 6:46:57 PM (No. 648358)
Anyone seriously think this decrepit Beijing Bidet can lead a parade?
23 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
padiva 1/3/2021 6:53:22 PM (No. 648360)
Biden's parade???? He will walk around a chair in his basement. /s
27 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
bighambone 1/3/2021 6:57:54 PM (No. 648363)
The Democrats found out that just about everyone will be attending a Trump Rally instead!
36 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Melonpatsy 1/3/2021 6:58:09 PM (No. 648365)
Re-imagined, or imaginary?
25 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
john56 1/3/2021 7:24:45 PM (No. 648376)
Biden's "inauguration" , if it happens, will probably be done from his basement on tape delay.
14 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
deerejon 1/3/2021 7:29:12 PM (No. 648382)
Aww dog gone-it,I was so looking forward to going to that. NOT !!!!
11 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Norway 1/3/2021 7:30:03 PM (No. 648383)
'Imagine' that Biden will Never been sworn in.
18 people like this.
Does the mean that "Sleepy" Joe and "Doc" Jill will also forgo those late night inaugural balls into the wee hours of the morning?
11 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Skinnydip 1/3/2021 7:45:07 PM (No. 648390)
It was going to interfere with his nap.
10 people like this.
On supporter had to wash her hair and the other refused to parade alone.
8 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 1/3/2021 8:16:43 PM (No. 648401)
No parade for the interloper? Are we running out of Kevlar? Couldn't he just order some from China?
3 people like this.
It would have been a parade of clown cars. Who's interested in standing in the cold for that?
4 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 1/3/2021 8:59:12 PM (No. 648415)
Makes sense. You really can't do a parade in a basement.
10 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
DVC 1/3/2021 9:00:12 PM (No. 648416)
How about cancelling Traitor Joe's inauguration, too. This corrupt, lying, traitorous piece of garbage CANNOT become president. It is wrong and corrupt on 100 different levels.
18 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
jhpeters2 1/3/2021 9:06:05 PM (No. 648419)
Prior to her humiliation on November 2016 Hillary cancelled her fireworks display. Here is to lightening striking twice.
15 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 1/3/2021 9:33:53 PM (No. 648431)
The parade is cancelled because the one horse pony can’t make it.
8 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 1/3/2021 10:01:33 PM (No. 648437)
Save the parade because it would be a lynch mob of angry pitchfork wilding Americans out to take care of business.
6 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
DARling 1/3/2021 10:25:14 PM (No. 648451)
I think his wife is protecting him from all harm and scrutiny, which means also protecting her own position as Dr. First Lady.
3 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
Ashley Brenton 1/3/2021 11:27:03 PM (No. 648472)
They know hardly anyone will show. Not even sworn in yet and he's already boring old news.
2 people like this.
IF he is inaugurated, I've questions: does the White House have a basement? Will the other popper also be a dud? Could Joe stay awake for an inaugrial ball? Will it be at at 4:00, dinner at 5, bedtime at 6? Are they going to have a teleprompter for the swearing in so he could read and say the words?
2 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
Trigger2 1/4/2021 12:57:38 AM (No. 648515)
Biden doesn't want to be seen in a motorized wheelchair because he can't walk that far.
4 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
danu 1/4/2021 4:10:49 AM (No. 648548)
re-imagine incarceration, swine.
2 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
AltaD 1/4/2021 9:37:44 AM (No. 648686)
They've been vaccinated so why are they still hiding from the public? Televised vaccinations of biden/harris not real?
2 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
Old Army Vet 1/4/2021 11:49:42 AM (No. 648773)
Oh Joe, you are so woke, I can't wait for your administration to makeover America. We are just so privileged to live under such a superior person. Now get out of the way while I go in the corner and puke.
0 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
Strike3 1/4/2021 11:52:37 AM (No. 648775)
The danger to Biden would not be a virus. He would be dodging cabbages, tomatoes, dog poo and lead wherever he goes. They intend to make him Big Brother on a screen until a suitable replacement can be installed.
1 person likes this.
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