Disarmed: Barack Obama’s Wife Conceals
Signature Feature During Convention Address
Washington Free Beacon,
by
Andrew Stiles
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
8/18/2020 12:04:55 PM
Michelle Obama, a prominent spouse who summers on Martha's Vineyard, addressed the Democratic Party's virtual convention on Monday, but neglected to show off her signature assets.When the Obama patriarch, Barack H., left office in disgrace in 2017, the U.S. media mourned the loss of Michelle's "guns," a popular slang term for arms. Vogue magazine captured the despair many journalists felt in its cleverly titled piece, "A Farewell to Michelle Obama's Flawless Arms," which allowed readers to relive the former First Lady's "7 Best Arm Moments."
Reply 1 - Posted by:
snapper451 8/18/2020 12:08:26 PM (No. 513723)
Mooch, an American embarrassment. She criticizes President Trump for being uncouth, which is typical Democrat projection of her own behavior. They want "unity" but this whole week will do nothing but divide us further. We need a Trump landslide and a voting massacre of Democrat candidates.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
HerbVA 8/18/2020 12:10:51 PM (No. 513726)
Never anything more than a celebrity welfare queen.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Califedup 8/18/2020 12:18:32 PM (No. 513731)
Judging from the fat, round, moon shaped face our hulking ex First Whatever, Moochelle exhibited during her extraordinary face belch of a canned speech last night, she? may hate our country but she sure as hell loves our food. She looks capable of swallowing a cow whole. Wonder what percentage of all those millions that Moochelle and Barack stole while they were squatting in the White House goes for Moochelle's monthly food bill?
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An ugly woman with fat arms. OK, whatever.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
LadyHen 8/18/2020 12:33:39 PM (No. 513749)
Well, the bootlicking press had to find something on which to flatter her since she is an exceptionally unflattering female. Homely is a kind term for it. James Brown in drag is a bit more catty.
As an aside, the Obamas hate Joe and have no interest in seeing him win. Joe is old, stupid, and an embarrassment. Had Joe picked an Obama surrogate for his VP, I think they could have mustered up considerably more enthusiasm as that would have truly meant a 3rd Obama term but as it stands Kamala is no substitute.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
earlybird 8/18/2020 12:37:08 PM (No. 513753)
Doughy looks as doughy is.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 8/18/2020 12:38:59 PM (No. 513756)
They probably praised her arms because she isn't particularly good looking, has a small chest and big bottom.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
MamaElephant 8/18/2020 12:44:43 PM (No. 513759)
Well, she's fat now.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
jhpeters2 8/18/2020 1:02:17 PM (No. 513774)
My mother always told me, that if you are invited into someone's home it is best to compliment something out of courtesy. She was right. She always, without fail, complimented a person's appearance - didn't matter if said recipient was butt ugly or not.
So of all the parts, and people have lots of parts, why is everyone complimenting Madame?'s 0bama's arms? Arms? Really? What I used to call a real bear trap puzzle. Her toned arms in a bear trap. Drop everything and attempt a rescue? Or pretend you called for help, and leave it up to her gay husband?
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
cor-vet 8/18/2020 1:03:28 PM (No. 513776)
I just ate, so there's no way I'm reading this article. I have to watch my blood sugar, and this article sounds like pure azz kissing saccharine.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
hershey 8/18/2020 1:31:20 PM (No. 513800)
Ah shoot, I thought the article was gonna be about Michael's bra stuffers....
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
3XALADY 8/18/2020 1:33:49 PM (No. 513803)
I did like her lip tint.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
janjan 8/18/2020 2:34:32 PM (No. 513855)
Her speech was glaringly full of failed Obama policies being blamed on Trump. But who cares about that? At least her arms aren’t fat. This is the liberal perspective in a nutshell.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
subal 8/18/2020 2:43:27 PM (No. 513861)
She is living proof that democratic women (and those altered to be) are: ugly, stupid, and clumsly!
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
pinger 8/18/2020 2:57:42 PM (No. 513874)
Makes sense. They’ve probably gotten floppy like the rest of her body.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 8/18/2020 3:09:29 PM (No. 513884)
Maybe they’ve reverted to flippers.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 8/18/2020 3:34:07 PM (No. 513908)
A better question would be, "What have those arms been up to?"
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Readaholic 8/18/2020 6:15:57 PM (No. 514050)
I think we'll someday learn that "her" distinguishing physical feature is something else entirely.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
anniebc 8/18/2020 8:21:24 PM (No. 514130)
They look like regular dude arms to me. Nothing to get excited about. She should voluntarily turn in those "guns."
Get real!
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
NYbob 8/18/2020 11:23:23 PM (No. 514227)
I have to admit Michelle is the first woman I've ever heard of whose claim to beauty was her arms. That is the physical feature that everyone touts in Men. All that upper body strength, pull ups, arm wrestling, etc. Women have the obvious beauty cues, lips, eyes, hair, really everything. Except arms. The closest association would be holding a child or embracing a lover, but that's it. Two possible exceptions might be Wonder Woman or Gina Carano the MMA fighter and action movie star. I don't think even rabid fans think Michelle is much of an athlete. Vanity Fair tries to claim she was some sort of fitness leader because she sort of danced on TV a few times and revamped school lunch programs. That is one I will give them. For the next couple of generations they will recall the time the government messed up their school lunches.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
MickTurn 8/19/2020 8:51:14 AM (No. 514426)
Are they implying that by using her 'arms' she swings through the trees?
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Her arms are the prominent feature? No. The word "steatopygous" comes to mind in the case of the 0bama woman.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
JimBob 8/20/2020 4:07:28 AM (No. 515231)
To me, that angry "I'm a Victim of All You White MF'ers, I'm Eternally Miserable and it's ALL Your Fault!" face is that woman's dominant feature.
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