‘YES!’ Kanye West To Run On ‘Birthday Party’
Ticket, Use ‘Wakanda Management Model’
Daily Wire,
by
Joseph Curl
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
7/8/2020 11:41:26 AM
Kanye West is running for president and the details of his bid for the White House are spectacular. His campaign slogan: “YES!” His vice presidential choice: Michelle Tidball, a preacher from Wyoming. His platform: The Wakanda Management Model. His party: The Birthday Party. Why The Birthday Party? “Because when we win, it’s everybody’s birthday,” West told Forbes. Getting into specifics, West said he envisions a White House organizational model based on the hidden country of Wakanda in the film “Black Panther.”
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Peach1 7/8/2020 11:54:18 AM (No. 471246)
Oh good grief!
Nothing like taking away the black vote that PDT has successfully increased for himself.
Hey Kanye, what happened to liking and admiring President Trump?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 7/8/2020 11:57:52 AM (No. 471251)
Karl Rove was on Fox with his whiteboard and pretty much laid out the facts that there is no way he can get on the ballot. This is all a publicity stunt to sell his new album and nothing more. Nothing here. Move along.
12 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Mushroom 7/8/2020 11:58:18 AM (No. 471252)
I don't use drugs, but if this is the kind of stuff one comes up with when high? Sign me up.
5 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
FormerDem 7/8/2020 11:59:15 AM (No. 471254)
I love this. I wish it would work. I am going to vote for Trump but I love this.
6 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
LadyHen 7/8/2020 12:01:10 PM (No. 471257)
As an observer of human behavior and Monty Python fan, all I can say is this is classic. Alien level superpowers!! The Birthday Party!! Must be the dragon energy.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Strike3 7/8/2020 12:01:14 PM (No. 471259)
Thanks, Kanye, but we already have one brainless Leftist running in the election, two would just muddy the waters.
2 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Right Time 7/8/2020 12:03:36 PM (No. 471265)
Bat Guano crazy.
But if he siphons votes from Biden, that’s okay with me.
After all, if Ross Perot hadn’t siphoned Votes from George H. Bush in ‘92, Bubba would still be an Arkansas sex offender.
10 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Avikingman 7/8/2020 12:04:33 PM (No. 471268)
Great. Our wonderful country, held up as a joke.
5 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
smak90 7/8/2020 12:05:52 PM (No. 471269)
This would just split the vote among Dem black voters and ensure a Trump victory. I suspect Kayne has the full blessing of President Trump to promote this craziness.
13 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 7/8/2020 12:06:02 PM (No. 471270)
He cray-cray.
6 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
bad-hair 7/8/2020 12:20:01 PM (No. 471285)
Sorry but this is just funny. Some of you may be familiar with Kinky Freidman, a Texas musician/comedian. Ran for governor of Texas. His bumper sticker said Kinky for governor ... Why the hell not. He lost but he took out the idiot vote. Go Kanye even a pink guy like me got the Wakanda reference.
4 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Iconoclast 7/8/2020 12:21:10 PM (No. 471288)
#2 is correct, its too late to get on the ballot. This is just a stunt.
4 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
DVC 7/8/2020 12:35:48 PM (No. 471312)
Somebody please help this poor man get back on his meds.
3 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
SALady 7/8/2020 12:39:28 PM (No. 471318)
This will not take away a single vote from President Trump.
But for a lot of black voters who see no reason to vote for Creepy Old White Uncle Joe Biden, this gives them an alternative.
So run, Kanye, run!!!!!
7 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
hurricanegirl 7/8/2020 12:44:23 PM (No. 471329)
Hey, if he can out-racissss the racissssss Dem party, he could probably garner a lot of votes from the "higly educated" el stupido crowd--you know, the BLM protestors.
If this fails, he should try getting a writing gig with the Babylon Bee.
1 person likes this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Enoch Powell 7/8/2020 12:46:20 PM (No. 471333)
I liked OP’s reference to Monty Python. Does anyone remember the skit in which the Pythons covered a British election? They had the silly party, very silly party, very very silly party with appropriate clown costumed candidates. Hilarious.
4 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 7/8/2020 12:46:23 PM (No. 471334)
Imina get busy and learn how to hide wind in a bunker.
0 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Safari Man 7/8/2020 12:46:50 PM (No. 471335)
Wakanda fool would vote for this joker? I guess his supporters would wear their Birthday Suits at the convention.
3 people like this.
#11, Kinky actually did pretty well in his run
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He's back to playing the clown. What a disappointment.
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Kayne, stop wasting our time.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
LadyHen 7/8/2020 1:05:07 PM (No. 471365)
Yes #16, I am reminded of the great Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel. The Election Night Special is classic Python.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
ControlFreak 7/8/2020 1:19:28 PM (No. 471381)
Well, if it’s the Birthday Party and he wins and it’s everybody’s birthday, then ‘they’ all will expect a huge gift, right? I mean, isn’t that how it usually works?
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
hershey 7/8/2020 1:44:06 PM (No. 471401)
Wakanda?? Wakanda??? what kind of 'model' is that??? Yep, another Ross Perot...didn't see the movie, and don't care to...
1 person likes this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Smart11344 7/8/2020 1:58:55 PM (No. 471412)
Birthday Boy for BLM??? ROTF. Devil's Food Chocolate cake, I assume.
0 people like this.
The country of Wakanda chooses its leaders by pitting the candidates against each other in a fight to the death. It would be interesting to see the Trump vs. Biden death match.
2 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
anniebc 7/8/2020 2:59:01 PM (No. 471476)
The boy is losing his mind. They say he's a genius; I say he's a mad genius. The Wakanda model! I'm laughing my head off.
3 people like this.
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