Obama to the rescue,
asleep amid the raging seas
Washington Times,
by
Charles Hurt
Original Article
Posted By: Pluperfect,
4/15/2020 5:05:13 AM
He waited until Easter to return. Naturally.
The One has risen. He is Risen, indeed!
Ex-President Barack Obama — the man responsible for the presidency of Donald J. Trump — has finally emerged from the tomb.
Actually, more like a chick from a spring egg. Or a goose egg, like his presidency.
To switch up analogies, Mr. Obama has arrived on the battlefield just in time to shoot the wounded. The Democratic primary is over. Bernie Sanders is already waving the white flag. The multitudes once seeking the Democratic nomination have all surrendered.
If there's one person on earth thankful for the coronavirus, it's Barack Obama.
The isolation cover story means he can offer his endorsement by video. It means he only has to do the speech once. It means he doesn't have to travel (on his own dime), do live appearances alongside Slow Joe or repeat the speech which is full of the usual generalities, half-truths and plain old falsehoods. Joe helped this, Joe was present at that. It doesn't mean Joe had any ideas or achievements of his own. He was the world's most prominent coat holder.
Crucially, appearing on video means Obama doesn't have to take longstanding media questions about FISA, the Barr/Durham investigation, spying on Trump, working with Comey/Clapper/Brennan, etc.
There are 25,000 'journalists' working in Washington DC - you can see or read most of them every day talking about the same thing because groupthink remains the top survival strategy in the swamp even for conservatives. Russia, Ukraine, impeachment, Kavanaugh, now Covid-19. They all know that Obama is a part-time local. They know where his house is. Yet in the 3+ years since Trump's inauguration not one of these intrepid reporters can doorstep, ambush, approach, call, knock on a door or do anything else to get an unscripted comment from the 44th and most recent president. That isn't malpractice, bias, or even laziness. It's a conspiracy to silence the truth stemming from fear of what they know happened.
The media can find George Clooney on a yacht in the middle of the vast South Pacific. They can photograph Princess Kate from a mile away in the French Alps. Yet none of them can find Barack Obama when he's living next door. Amazing.
32 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
anniebc 4/15/2020 6:33:23 AM (No. 380033)
We don't call him zero for nothing. He's the most useless person on the planet, credited with so much more than he can ever dream of actually doing. The media, well they must continue the charade. They helped create the phony, so they have to protect what they created. Plus, he no longer has his other props, the handlers and a teleprompter, so he's even more useless, if that's even possible. They needed him to prop up almost dead Biden, and he's the best they could find, but guess what? Zero's endorsement will be a kiss of death for Biden; it can't really help; all it can do is hurt. Bye Biden!
23 people like this.
Obama could use some acting lessons. His enthusiastic Biden endorsement (after the fact) was pathetic! If he really believed any of what he was saying, he would have endorsed Biden months ago.
14 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 4/15/2020 8:14:15 AM (No. 380127)
BO always wants to leave himself a plausible lie to make himself look good. For example, he claims credit for Trump's greata economy. No rational person believes it. But he was president and he did make economic decisions and maybe he laid some groundwork for the economy to rebound. Hey, it could have happened and the Left will believe anything packaged in glittery BO paper.
This election is going to be a gory disaster for the dems. BO will have to support from a distance because he doesn't want his mom jeans splattered with too much blood. It's not like he has helped his party in the past. The only thing BO is for is BO.
14 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
MickinPhoenix 4/15/2020 9:05:30 AM (No. 380174)
The Plan. Get Michelle as VP. Biden suddenly becomes seriously ill. Michelle becomes President, (The Clinton Method). The beginning of the end of the USA as started by Obama 11 years ago. The end is near.......Mick
6 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
udanja99 4/15/2020 9:13:18 AM (No. 380187)
Great article! Hurt skewered the magic Negro end to end.
8 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
pinger 4/15/2020 9:32:56 AM (No. 380226)
He fooled his followers for eight long years. Now if he can just fool them this one last time...
8 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
HotRod 4/15/2020 9:52:34 AM (No. 380253)
Well, if Obama is going to support anyone, it has to be Biden. He isn't going to support President Trump! Obama didn't really want to endorse Biden. He was waiting to see if someone else would emerge, or Biden had to drop out- for medical or legal reasons. He was hedging his bet. Obama is a snake, and not as popular as he thinks he is!
10 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
padiva 4/15/2020 9:55:33 AM (No. 380261)
'Obama to the rescue, asleep amid the raging seas'
BO is waiting for the opportune time to walk on water. /s
6 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Tenncon231 4/15/2020 11:27:55 AM (No. 380382)
Charles Hurt has become a must read for me! Enjoy his discussions on Fox especially when the aptly named Charles Blow is having the “Hurt” dismemberment!
6 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
stablemoney 4/15/2020 11:38:23 AM (No. 380400)
An endorsement from Ears is not going to help Biden, who is still demented, and does not know what is happening.
4 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 4/15/2020 12:06:26 PM (No. 380433)
My great grandfather, who never spared a politician would have likened BHO to ''tits on a boar.'' Mom-jeans giving a lot of wiggle room, and all. Come to think of it, we could all ''endorse'' Biden if we didn't face Judgment Day because of it. Hurt put Obama in the ''hurt locker.'' Good article, wish I had written it.
3 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
rochow 4/15/2020 3:43:21 PM (No. 380664)
The flea woke up. No one gave a rat's what it had to say! Crawl back where you came from and take that Sasquatch thing with you!
1 person likes this.
Below, you will find ...
Most Recent Articles posted by "Pluperfect"
and
Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)