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Here It Goes – DNC Says Joe Biden Needs
Chair and Desk for Next Debate…

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Posted By: earlybird, 3/9/2020 10:01:45 AM

..And it begins; right on cue.The DNC and CNN collaborate to provide Joe Biden with his preferred comfort format for the next debate on March 15th between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden. The Club knows Biden does best in debate formats when sitting down at a desk; just like the 2012 debate between Biden and Paul Ryan. CNN is hosting the debate, and CNN is the most friendly control operation for the needs of the Club. So what happens… CNN and The Club agree to a small venue town hall format where Joe Biden will be sitting down at a desk to debate Bernie Sanders.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: john56 3/9/2020 10:05:33 AM (No. 341121)
Can we get you some coffee? Debate Questions? Anything else, Joe? Your pals at CNN.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Clinger 3/9/2020 10:07:21 AM (No. 341123)
I'm thinking they should both sit on the edge of a coffin just in case so they could fall right in when the time comes, always good to be prepared. It just occurred to me that nobody has reminded us that the Gaffinator outed Seal Team 6 and got them killed.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: earlybird 3/9/2020 10:08:16 AM (No. 341125)
Wants at least part of the debate to be town hall style, with questions from the “audience”... FTA: The “audience members” who ask questions will all be plants by the Club and CNN; and the Biden campaign will be provided all of the topics and questions well in advance to assist their rehearsal efforts just like they did for Hillary in 2016. Wash-Rinse-Repeat.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Halfvast Conspirator 3/9/2020 10:17:49 AM (No. 341136)
Don't forget the earpiece and teleprompter to give him the answers
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Reply 5 - Posted by: mobyclik 3/9/2020 10:18:49 AM (No. 341138)
FTA: ''In the prior 10 debates, the candidates stood at lecterns and nearly all questions were asked by the professional moderators.'' ''professional moderators???'' How about ''like-minded, Trump hating leftwing zealots?''
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Reply 6 - Posted by: farmwife 3/9/2020 10:33:27 AM (No. 341149)
And he'll need a teleprompter.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: JunkYardDog 3/9/2020 10:34:55 AM (No. 341151)
Can he call a friend if he gets stuck on a question too? Trump doesn't need a desk to perform his job.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: farmwife 3/9/2020 10:35:46 AM (No. 341154)
Sorry, I see #4 beat me to it. It was impressive to see old Joe recite those six states that have the next primaries. I'm sure he practiced that a lot or had cue cards somewhere!
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Reply 9 - Posted by: bigfatslob 3/9/2020 11:00:15 AM (No. 341182)
Make the idiot Joe Biden stand next to a shallow grave with one foot in it. Let President Trump decide since he's the incumbent and Joe Biden has to conform.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: JediJerry 3/9/2020 11:10:19 AM (No. 341192)
I was thinking he probably would be more comfortable on a bar stool.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: snowoutlaw 3/9/2020 11:13:51 AM (No. 341194)
A couple 'Mobile Shout Outs' might help too.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: TrueBlueWfan 3/9/2020 11:40:13 AM (No. 341218)
Maybe a hospital bed and a catheter too?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: judy 3/9/2020 11:44:46 AM (No. 341223)
Next he will request someone speak for him & have a copy of questions in advance.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: CaptainLibra 3/9/2020 11:47:57 AM (No. 341230)
Calling Donna Brazil. Joe needs to know what the questions will be and what his answers should be.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: zzzghy 3/9/2020 12:06:02 PM (No. 341249)
CNN should place both of them on little gilded porta-potties. This way neither one would have to actually say anything.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Safari Man 3/9/2020 12:16:53 PM (No. 341259)
Don't forget the IV drip.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: planetgeo 3/9/2020 12:26:16 PM (No. 341264)
My preference would be to have them both waterboarded as the questions are being asked.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: ArthurDent 3/9/2020 12:57:42 PM (No. 341299)
Just wait until they okay a "support lawyer" for him, one to explain everything for him.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: DVC 3/9/2020 1:35:09 PM (No. 341337)
How about a brain transplant?
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Reply 20 - Posted by: DVC 3/9/2020 1:37:09 PM (No. 341338)
#7, that 'call a friend' should only be permitted for hard questions like, "What's your name?" or "Who do you support for President?"......both which he has gotten wrong in the last couple of days.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: anniebc 3/9/2020 1:47:27 PM (No. 341346)
Two old geezers. Who will be the first to put his feet up on the desk ala brarack?
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Reply 22 - Posted by: udanja99 3/9/2020 2:01:45 PM (No. 341359)
I’m guessing that this is more about how long he can continue to stand at a podium vs how well he performs while sitting at a desk. It would look pretty bad if he collapsed at a podium.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: zephyrgirl 3/9/2020 2:04:58 PM (No. 341364)
When it comes time for them to debate, Trump should insist they stand behind podiums.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: Smart11344 3/9/2020 2:42:25 PM (No. 341394)
Better add an oxygen tent for Joe and Bernie. They'll huff and puff, then collapse for lack of oxygen.
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Reply 25 - Posted by: Smart11344 3/9/2020 2:45:04 PM (No. 341400)
I knew I should have invested in TelePrompter when Obozo needed one, true, when he addressed a group of 5th graders.
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Reply 26 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 3/9/2020 3:19:00 PM (No. 341425)
I'll bet they strap a fighter pilot suit to him under his suit to pump extra blood to his brain. Sitting down will hide this! I'm sorry, however it won't work. Sitting or standing makes no difference to one's brain synapses firing!
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Reply 27 - Posted by: kdog 3/9/2020 4:18:59 PM (No. 341458)
Isn't this the same clown who wants to beat up Trump physically?
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Reply 28 - Posted by: privateer 3/9/2020 4:56:00 PM (No. 341476)
I believe they are establishing a predicate for using this in the fall, when the Sowron goes up against PDJT. Even her industrial-strength exoskeleton can't keep her on her feet for a whole debate against our President. She will also need a Stadium Pal to recycle Chardonnay, and an expandable Depends.
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Reply 29 - Posted by: Lawsy0 3/9/2020 7:09:40 PM (No. 341564)
That's nothing; I would need smelling salts to watch it.
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Reply 30 - Posted by: XCenturion 3/9/2020 11:44:11 PM (No. 341668)
Rather than wasting your money by contributing to Joe Biden's campaign might I suggest donating to the Alzheimer's Association at
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