Three Glorious Days
of Democrat Agony
Townhall,
by
Kurt Schlichter
Original Article
Posted By: Pluperfect,
2/6/2020 4:58:57 AM
So, February 3, 4, and 5, 2020 were pretty much the most miserable three days in the history of the Democratic Party. I’m not laughing, really I’m not! You know how sometimes you have a bad day when nothing goes right? Well, these super-achievers managed to triple that streak. They are achievers in the same sense Hoover Snort Biden is an achiever.
Let’s start with Monday, February 3rd and the Iowa Caucuses. In their defense, it wasn’t like they had four years to get prepared to handle…counting. Oh wait, they did have four years to handle…counting. Okay, well, then in their defense they went to unionized
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Timber Queen 2/6/2020 5:35:29 AM (No. 309221)
It has been a glorious three days. Almost, almost, makes up for the long dark years of the Obamanation. President Trump has announced he will speak Thursday at noon (EST) regarding the impeachment fiasco. Should be fun.
We're going to MAGA until we can't MAGA anymore, and then MAGA some more!
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/6/2020 6:26:01 AM (No. 309271)
Brilliant. Kurt could have written comedy for one of the greats like Carson or Leno. Did you ever think that you could wake up, hear the word, "democrat" and smile?
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 2/6/2020 6:30:05 AM (No. 309278)
Pelosi is done. Her own people will drive Miss Daisy out to Fort Marcy Park.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Kitty Myers 2/6/2020 7:08:31 AM (No. 309313)
FTA: "...perched on a couple telephone books, is Mike Bloomberg...the bite-sized billionaire. He’ll totally get the nomination, or in his case, the gnome-ination."
"...while Nancy Pelosi fumed behind him, offering a running commentary to her invisible friend."
It took me a while to read Kurt's article because I couldn't stop laughing.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
walcb 2/6/2020 7:25:05 AM (No. 309330)
Ha ha! Good stuff from Kurt Schlichter.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
crankyyankee 2/6/2020 7:38:14 AM (No. 309345)
Kurt rocks!
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 2/6/2020 7:55:39 AM (No. 309363)
The Iowa Caucuses were a surprise gift. You KNOW you can count on the dems to screw up because they are grossly incompetent idiots but you can never be sure exactly when and how and how blatantly they will do it. It doesn't get much better than Iowa. At 2+ days out, we still don't know who won and with the national dems supposedly running in to "help" we may never know, at least not in any way we can trust. Trump's organization, since the 2016 election, has developed what is described as the most advanced voter analytics and communication system ever seen. It actually works. If Iowa is a sign of dem tech, they are going to be communicating with hand carried, carved rocks. On top of all that, the "results", as they are, show Mayor Pete and Comrade Bernie well ahead of "electable" Uncle Joe. It is the DNC's worst nightmare. Iowa has left the dems in significant disarray and New Hampshire is coming up so quick there is no time for them to react. They are coming out of the first two primary challenges like beef through a meat grinder. They wanted to get closer to a whole cow and instead they have hamburgers.
The SOTU was a Trump tour de force with, dare I say, a PERFECT tone. One of the main complaints from the opposition is that Trump is not "Presidential". It is, of course, a lie. However, Trump just placed himself in the dictionary definition as the exemplar of the term. Meanwhile, dems trying to position themselves as a better choice than Trump proved to be petty, rude, disrespectful, obnoxious, foolish, childish, tedious, and ineffectual. They also were totally riddled under the onslaught of Trump accomplishments that Trump sprayed at them like machine gun bullets. Once again hamburger. AND, the number of new jobs just far exceeded expectations. POW!
The impeachment trial concluded, as long predicted, with an acquittal. The House Managers were sent back to the dem stables stinking like they had visited Nasty Pelousy's home city of San Francisco, the city of human waste, in more ways than one. It's a bit sad it had to end so quickly. Trump's approval has been going up as long as it lasted. If impeachment had dragged out longer, Trump might have hit the mid 50s. Maybe another poll would have come out with Trump getting 50+% approval from minorities. The nice thing was that the voters got to see the rambling, delusional thinking of the dems, live. They also got to see the reasoned, lawful thinking of the President's team. The public never liked the idea of impeachment and their opinion was prescient. Except for Pierre Delecto, who can be counted on in a pinch to do exactly the wrong thing, the Republicans in the Senate and House rejected this bloated, rancid turkey and the possible long running Schiff show the dems wanted to make it. When the Republicans retake the House, there may be a rescindment of the articles of impeachment. We can send it to Nasty so she can futilely rip that up as well.
"Democrats might look back wistfully at the last three days because it’s only getting worse for you from here" BIG GRIN! If it gets continually worse, by November, all that may be left of the dem party will be on the streets of San Francisco.
But all is not lost!
Comrade Bernie can go back to the USSR. Umm, except it no longer exists.
Mayor Pete can go back to South Bend. Except, he is no longer mayor and they don't seem all that impressed with him in his home town.
Liz Warren can go back to her wigwam. But, she has no tribal recognition. Maybe she can set up on the Harvard Yard.
Uncle Joe ... Does anyone know where Uncle Joe wandered off to? Gosh, I hope he didn't find any pretty girls to sniff. Now that he isn't a candidate, he could be arrested for that.
Mini Mike can go finish his BIG Gulp. It's embarrassingly hard for him to drink it all at once.
That Tom guy can go huddle with Algore and Greta Thudbird about Global Warning (NOT a sp. error).
The rest of the dem smurfs can go back to smoking their mushroom houses.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
gone2pot 2/6/2020 8:26:56 AM (No. 309396)
In their defense, it wasn’t like they had four years to get prepared to handle…counting. Oh wait, they have four years to handle…counting.
This has nothing to do with counting you hate mongers. Ballots are like people and they need time to self identify to a certain candidate, especially when they're all Marxists. Then they have to figure out which personal pronoun they prefer. Stop the hate and let the ballots decide. It's all bout "choice," remember?
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 2/6/2020 8:54:27 AM (No. 309424)
And now, Nan, it is time to assign your punishment. I want you to hand write 10,000 times, "I will not tear up the SOTU Address ever again and will not talk in class." I want these by Friday. No cheaping, honey.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 2/6/2020 9:00:39 AM (No. 309430)
cheating.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
wildcat1 2/6/2020 9:07:27 AM (No. 309439)
Add Sunday's victory for the Flyover Country Kansas City Chiefs. I'm sure most Democrats wanted the Scat Francisco 49ers to win.
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Schadenfreude, sung to the tune of Wayne Newton’s Danke Schoen, over and over.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
NotaBene 2/6/2020 11:04:20 AM (No. 309627)
President Trump emerges victorious, but boy I was a nervous wreck. Our Superman is tireless.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
dbdiva 2/6/2020 11:18:20 AM (No. 309653)
I was laughing so hard while I read this I almost couldn't see the words through my tears.Our Lord has been busy this week; He can be quite the scamp at times. He certainly does have a sense of humor....that's for sure!!
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
buckeye1 2/6/2020 11:55:50 AM (No. 309720)
There was still one more 'egg on their faces'' moment when the last poll taken last Saturday for the Des Moines Register was quarantined and not released.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
happywarrior 2/6/2020 12:44:52 PM (No. 309796)
Kurt is great and I recommend all his books.
And the Democrats weren't the only ones in agony. I'm sure Romney was in agony too. As you have been a poster who is a huge fan of his, what is your opinion on that OP? I'm sure I'll hear crickets but I'd like to know.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Talega 2/6/2020 2:24:53 PM (No. 309934)
Hey Kurt, pretty, pretty, pretty good!
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
leonardo 2/6/2020 11:10:35 PM (No. 310363)
Barr needs to start lookin' for a stout tree with sturdy limbs should justice be required.
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