Markle My Words
Taki´s Magazine,
by
Taki
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
2/1/2020 11:32:34 AM
I never thought I’d get back to this silly subject ever again, but the Markles, as I now refer to them, have a way of getting our attention—and embarrassing Al Capone in the process. (As the feds were closing in on him, Al was told Chicago was getting too hot and he should move to Canada. “Canada?” growled Capone, “I don’t even know what street that’s on.”) Well, for any of you who, like Capone, have never heard of the place, Canada is a very big country run by an even bigger fool named Trudeau.(Snip)And now this lucky country also has the Markles, or royal riffraff, as some embittered old
Reply 1 - Posted by:
LuigiD 2/1/2020 11:46:42 AM (No. 304221)
OLD Title: Duke & Duchess of Sussex
NEW Title: Douche & Douchebag of the World
Gwyneth Paltrow can rest assured that Meghan's competing candle will not be marketed until the SussexRoyal trademark for stinky candles makes it way through the courts.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
4poster 2/1/2020 11:47:16 AM (No. 304223)
Fun article. Now I won’t have to read another thing about Sparkle Farkle Markle.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
MissMann 2/1/2020 11:54:06 AM (No. 304233)
He should have listened to his brother...
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
LadyHen 2/1/2020 12:06:18 PM (No. 304246)
fta: "What it comes down to is leftist and repulsive grandstanding by people who are very rich, very self-serving, and very imbecilic."
Pretty much sums up the entire Hollywood/MSM Industrial Complex and why we look at them like they come from another planet.
Love me some Taki. He boils it all down to the essentials and wraps it up in a very well crafted package.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Annie Xango 2/1/2020 12:08:25 PM (No. 304249)
Taki nails it....as usual...
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
dbdiva 2/1/2020 12:32:04 PM (No. 304274)
I suggest another campaign ad for our POTUS: "Vote for me and keep America Meghan free". It should garner him thousands if not more additional votes from people who are beyond tired of her narcissistic antics and don't want her back in the states. She has said she will not return while he is President so we should hold her to that promise and keep a Trump in the WH as long as possible.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Sandpiper 2/1/2020 12:32:48 PM (No. 304275)
Who are we talking about? The ‘Markles’? Oh - they’re SO yesterday!
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Readaholic 2/1/2020 12:53:57 PM (No. 304283)
LOL #1, The Douche and Douchess :-)
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
oldmagnolia 2/1/2020 1:04:35 PM (No. 304292)
Very soon we will see pictures of dimwitt Harry behind Markle carrying her make up bags.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
ladycatnip 2/1/2020 1:16:10 PM (No. 304298)
Well said. She became an embarrassment to our country with her petulant, autocratic and abusive behavior to the royal staff. I apologize to GB and the RF on behalf of our country; she only represents the far left, not normal Americans.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
hershey 2/1/2020 1:55:33 PM (No. 304357)
Oh Canada, where have you gone, to stupid Pols, denuded Royals, and you can't even say anything bad about Muslims because of the 'thought police'...
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"Royal riff raff." That is the quintessential description of the formerly royal couple. The Queen deserves much better behavior from her family.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
bad-hair 2/1/2020 2:55:51 PM (No. 304409)
Why Canada ? Try British Virgin Islands. No snow. Or Ghana.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 2/1/2020 3:11:20 PM (No. 304420)
Brand? Brand X, an inferior generic of low value.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Californian 2/1/2020 5:20:01 PM (No. 304502)
The boy is clearly whipped. And on the international stage. Embarrassing.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
happywarrior 2/1/2020 5:36:19 PM (No. 304512)
Soon Poor Harry will be seen hanging around her cheesy made for TV movie sets in Canada where she eventually tell him to take the kid and leave because it's ruining her acting chakra or whatever.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
watashiyo 2/1/2020 5:57:37 PM (No. 304524)
At 37, with 2 divorces behind her, a slumping career, and a dysfunctional family, you'd think a more discreet wedding ceremony is in order?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
snakeoil 2/1/2020 7:42:42 PM (No. 304585)
The most amazing thing about the British Royal Family is that anyone cares. This is the 21st Century. The Royals are just tourist attractions like Stonehenge with less personality. Enjoy Taki and the other writers from his blog. But I thought he went a little too far. He said Meghan wasn't as attractive as Helen of Troy. Nobody knows what that Helen looked like. She could have looked like Helen Thomas. And the cracks about her racial heritage were hitting below the belt. Un Merry Meghan may be a female dog but she is certainly a physically attractive woman. As
Earl Flynn said to Olivia de Havilland in Robin Hood: Too bad her manners don't match her looks.
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I hope Taki won't mind if I, too, call them the Markles, without attribution.
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Although we are sick of the Markles, Taki’s take on them - as usual - is uniquely amusing. He knows the territory and he knows a lot of royal riffraff like the Markles. I enjoyed this.