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Half-Pound of Meth Found in Smuggler’s
Vagina at Border

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 12/7/2019 12:17:29 AM

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers assigned to El Paso Sector found more than a half-pound of methamphetamine inside the vagina of an alleged drug smuggler. CBP officers assigned to the Paso Del Norte Port of Entry on Thursday encountered a woman approaching on foot from Mexico for entry into the U.S. Officers identified the woman as a 32-year-old U.S. citizen. Officers selected the woman for a secondary examination, according to information obtained from U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials. During the secondary inspection, a CBP K-9 officer alerted to an odor it is trained to detect coming from the woman’s body.



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Reply 1 - Posted by: Smart11344 12/7/2019 12:20:40 AM (No. 255165)
Must have been Rosie.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Johnny of Marin 12/7/2019 12:53:24 AM (No. 255174)
"It's not mine, and I don't know how it got there!"
28 people like this.

Reply 3 - Posted by: panther361 12/7/2019 1:03:56 AM (No. 255179)
Build the damn wall and tighten the screws. Also stop playing around with the drug cartels and figure out what must be done to eliminate the love affair with drugs in our country.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 12/7/2019 2:32:52 AM (No. 255207)
Gives new meaning to "Put that down. You don't know where it's been !"
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Reply 5 - Posted by: slab 12/7/2019 6:30:40 AM (No. 255256)
It's 5:30 AM, I've barely tasted my coffee, and I have four or five really funny lines that would never make it past the Taste Police. This article guarantees that I won't be interested in breakfast for a while. What a way to start a Saturday....
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Words have Meaning 12/7/2019 6:56:10 AM (No. 255283)
I am not looking in there, you look in there. I am not looking in there Check the "V". .there is probably over a half pound of meth down there. I don't care. And she was going to wear white at her wedding.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: F15 Gork 12/7/2019 7:01:00 AM (No. 255289)
Another reason never to do Meth.....
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Reply 8 - Posted by: George R. 12/7/2019 7:08:51 AM (No. 255298)
Anyone caught smuggling Drugs, in such a fashion, should be force-fed the entire package!
6 people like this.

Reply 9 - Posted by: Venturer 12/7/2019 8:03:08 AM (No. 255348)
I have always said that when a drug dealer is caught they should be forced to swallow the drugs they are selling.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: NancyD 12/7/2019 8:38:59 AM (No. 255377)
Our Border agents don't get paid enough....
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Reply 11 - Posted by: GO3 12/7/2019 9:07:58 AM (No. 255405)
#8,9. Watch the beginning of The Wild Geese. You’ll appreciate what Roger Moore’s character does.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Sunhan65 12/7/2019 9:14:42 AM (No. 255415)
"Meth. We're on it!"
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Sunhan65 12/7/2019 9:15:30 AM (No. 255416)
When it comes to women, I've always said that it's what's inside that counts.
8 people like this.

Reply 14 - Posted by: hammondb3 12/7/2019 9:15:44 AM (No. 255417)
At least it wasn't crack. That would have made the late night comedians jobs way way way too easy.
14 people like this.

Reply 15 - Posted by: chumley 12/7/2019 9:18:56 AM (No. 255421)
The jokes just write themselves.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Sunhan65 12/7/2019 9:21:00 AM (No. 255427)
"Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." – Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove Sorry, I'll stop now.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: JackBurton 12/7/2019 9:29:06 AM (No. 255435)
Always the last place you look.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: joew9 12/7/2019 10:31:14 AM (No. 255509)
I was on a first date with a lady who said she wanted to admit something first up. She said she had been caught years ago smuggling ten thousand dollars worth of drugs in her vagina and had to serve some time. I said, "Fine, as long as it wasn't pot."
2 people like this.

Reply 19 - Posted by: Strike3 12/7/2019 11:06:00 AM (No. 255559)
NOTHING I can say about this article would pass the filters but there is enough here for an entire comedy routine.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: hershey 12/7/2019 11:49:32 AM (No. 255640)
Alleged??? What do they have to do to make it more than alleged????
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Reply 21 - Posted by: Grounded 12/7/2019 12:10:21 PM (No. 255667)
My kid weighed over eleven pounds at birth. Them vaginas can actually hold a lot of stuff. Now if we just legalized all drugs and threw the border wide open, as the left advocates, this poor woman wouldn't have been forced to subject herself to such danger as stuffing hazardous material inside her nether regions.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: tlyons1 12/7/2019 12:14:02 PM (No. 255673)
What was his name... the smuggler???
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Vaquero45 12/7/2019 12:26:17 PM (No. 255688)
What a week. First, it was Brolin sunburning his anus, and now this.....
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Reply 24 - Posted by: pigop 12/7/2019 6:27:52 PM (No. 255891)
I am wondering how do you train the K9 to distinguish Meth from that specific background odor?
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