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Biden promises to 'cure cancer' if
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Posted By: PageTurner, 6/12/2019 11:26:28 AM

Is there anything Joe Biden can't do? Joe Biden told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would "cure" cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020. "I've worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I'm elected president you're gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer," Biden said to applause. First he's teaching Detroit's illiterate single moms the easy-peasy art of computer coding, now he's promising to conquer cancer. Good thing we have Old Joe, otherwise cancer might never be cured. Why didn't we think of it earlier?

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Gore invented the Internet. Why not Biden curing cancer? All it takes is a politician...

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Safari Man 6/12/2019 11:37:22 AM (No. 96681)
John Edwards was gonna make Christopher Reeve walk again.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: starboard 6/12/2019 11:37:53 AM (No. 96682)
How weak!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: bighambone 6/12/2019 11:37:56 AM (No. 96683)
Joe Biden probably has some insider information on how to cure cancer, after all he is married to Doctor Jill Biden!
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Reply 4 - Posted by: EliotRosewater49 6/12/2019 11:46:22 AM (No. 96693)
Nothing like a politician who has “worked so hard” to decide that cancer thingy has gone on too long and he will put his foot down, by golly. He must be channeling JFK about going to the moon.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: jeffkinnh 6/12/2019 11:54:45 AM (No. 96696)
WHAT? Uncle Joe is going to eliminate the dem party? That's the worst cancer I know of.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: JediJerry 6/12/2019 11:59:08 AM (No. 96697)
Finally Joe Jesus is back ready to perform miracles. We believe Joe! But why not do it before the election just so we know you’re not lying just to get votes.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Readaholic 6/12/2019 12:14:47 PM (No. 96708)
Didn't Hillary promise this too or was that some other evil Democrat.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: SabraJet 6/12/2019 12:23:11 PM (No. 96715)
I take this to mean that Joe, when President, will find a way to slam a HUGE tax on everyone and give it to Big Pharm to find the cure. Money being the answer to why we haven't found the cure not the odd accident in the lab, like penicillin, that normally stumbles on the cure.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: MattMusson 6/12/2019 12:37:26 PM (No. 96730)
Was Biden going to cure it with a laying on of hands?
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Reply 10 - Posted by: udanja99 6/12/2019 1:24:26 PM (No. 96776)
...Biden said to applause. The sane response would have been to laugh him out of the building.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Bur Oak 6/12/2019 1:31:51 PM (No. 96781)
Sorry Biden, Nixon already said that years ago.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Daria 6/12/2019 1:38:19 PM (No. 96785)
If you want to gain an even better understanding about how truly obtuse this statement was, google DIPG. You will be brought to tears while reading about it. I find this kind of pandering especially infuriating because he is talking about group of diseases that have devastated so many families (his own included) and using it as an opening line at a campaign rally. It's a sort of jovial callousness that is dispiriting to see in anyone, let alone a former VP.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: privateer 6/12/2019 1:52:00 PM (No. 96790)
Creepy Joe couldn't cure a ham with a smokehouse the size of the Taj Mahal and Bobby Flay on his payroll.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: JubilationTCornpone 6/12/2019 2:27:00 PM (No. 96812)
Curing cancer: So easy, a caveman can do it. Almost makes you wonder why besties Obama and Joe didn’t team up to do it while they were in the White House. Guess they were too busy making the oceans recede.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: chance_232 6/12/2019 2:46:29 PM (No. 96829)
Sorry Joe. But the Mayo Clinic cured my cancer.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: seal010101 6/13/2019 7:03:00 PM (No. 97801)
After this latest insult to decency by pandering Democrat politicians, people driven to drown themselves over these constant lies found that they had to wade out into ocean for quite long distances, thanks to Barack Obama's promise to lower the sea levels.
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