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Thin-skinned 5ft 7in Putin has secret
team dedicated to protecting him from
memes portraying him as a dwarf, Hitler
or a crab

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Posted By: Hazymac, 2/11/2023 2:33:52 PM

Russia's federal media watchdog tasks its spooks with protecting Vladimir Putin from memes that portray him as a 'bald dwarf', 'a crab', or 'a Hitler wannabe'. That is according to reports on a leak out of Roskomnadzor, the main agency behind online censorship in Moscow that is responsible for blocking material about the on-going invasion of Ukraine and any disparaging posts about the Russian president. Analysis of the leaks found that the agency compiles reports on all 'negative publications', and sends them 'upstairs' to the Kremlin and Russia's security services to brief them on all of the despot's critics via an internal messaging system.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Hazymac 2/11/2023 2:38:14 PM (No. 1400520)
Don't be drinking anything when you view the "photos" accompanying the article. Pretty good. Worthy of the NY Post. The images of Putin recall Jeff MacNelly's political cartoon images of the dwarfish Jimmy Carter way back when.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Quigley 2/11/2023 2:42:59 PM (No. 1400523)
I wonder if they are as good as the fbi in attacking the Republicans.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: MindMadeUp 2/11/2023 2:56:24 PM (No. 1400527)
Everything in the "news" is propaganda these days, of one sort or another.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Kate318 2/11/2023 3:44:10 PM (No. 1400551)
Is he alive? If so, he’s got more going for him than our “president.”
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Mcscow sailor 2/11/2023 4:30:19 PM (No. 1400577)
Short tempered, too.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: chillijilli 2/11/2023 4:30:28 PM (No. 1400578)
Wait! I thought Putin was terminal with some rare condition that caused his face to puff out and his limbs to wobble and shake. 6 months ago he supposedly had a couple weeks left to live at the very most. Now he's allegedly sitting in some hidden upper office sorting through photos which portray a negative image of him. I wonder if he's reading up on spy balloons as well. We should all be insulted by what passes as "news" nowadays. The media and our own government really do think we're idiots. Maybe from now on we should all just bust out into uncontrollable laughter when we hear these bizarro stories. These people don't even deserve the dignity of a response.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: stablemoney 2/11/2023 4:35:34 PM (No. 1400583)
Biden does the same thing.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 2/11/2023 4:48:36 PM (No. 1400594)
5 feet 7 inches, huh. That explains a lot of his behavior.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Yuban 2/11/2023 4:51:33 PM (No. 1400599)
I will take Putin over Biden. Both suck but only Biden hates this White guy.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: DVC 2/11/2023 7:44:24 PM (No. 1400681)
He's not Hitler....more like Napoleon, without any military skills.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: TCloud 2/11/2023 7:55:58 PM (No. 1400688)
Roosyia is set to rout Zelensky and destroy his Nazi dreams.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: ChattyCatsSusan 2/11/2023 9:34:59 PM (No. 1400747)
I don't care is he is short. Some of the most successful people alive have been on the short side. I seem to remember the story of the young David who slew Goliath. Now that was a pimple faced little shorty. At least Putin has more intelligence than Zelensky.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Ashley Brenton 2/11/2023 10:39:32 PM (No. 1400776)
Putin is vertically challenged.
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