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Did Bono Prank Pelosi With That Awful
St. Patrick's Day Limerick?

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Posted By: Hazymac, 3/18/2022 1:24:38 PM

Far be it from me to pick on an elderly woman twice in one week, but Nancy Pelosi just won’t leave the world alone for that long. Worse, neither will U2 frontman Bono. “I got this message this morning from Bono,” Pelosi told the attendees of the White House’s annual Friends of Ireland luncheon. She said that Bono “has been a very Irish part of our lives,” whatever that means. Before we get to the meat of the matter, let me admit my cultural bias right up front: I don’t care much for U2. This makes me a bad child of the ’80s, I’m sure, but U2’s sound is not for me.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Hazymac 3/18/2022 1:35:03 PM (No. 1103536)
FTA: "Freshman year at Mizzou I had a roommate who owned a copy of The Joshua Tree and apparently no other albums. Can’t remember where I hid the body. (Kidding. Mostly.)" That's good. Same as Stephen Green, I had many friends who were "into" U2. I preferred The Who, a far superior band. Bono has been tiresome for decades running. That triple limerick was insipid.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: kayworthy 3/18/2022 2:12:35 PM (No. 1103564)
Donald Trump told a much better snake story.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Troutgreen 3/18/2022 2:17:16 PM (No. 1103566)
Demented ol' Joe came from Delaware to replace an orange man who had funny hair. Joe kept us in stitches With his gaffes and soiled britches While Rooskies ran wild almost everywhere. The Chicoms watched all this unfold As Russia was ever more bold. And Ukrane begged for some MIGS NATO wimps squealed like pigs And Ukrane stood alone in the bitter cold. The fool is a walking disaster Whose actions have brought us down faster He's opened our borders.... No semblance of order... And plays dead for the Chicoms, his masters. Read THAT to your congress critters, Nancy.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: minuteman 3/18/2022 2:20:28 PM (No. 1103569)
"Maybe it sounds better in the original Junior High School English?" ...now that line is funny!
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Lawsy0 3/18/2022 2:28:28 PM (No. 1103576)
That's 1.5 minutes I'll not be getting back. I sort of wanted to hear that the gal from Nantucket had finally met the man from Khartoum on a train in the rain, but it was not to be.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: RussZilla 3/18/2022 2:36:56 PM (No. 1103583)
John Kerry sails from Nantucket In a 7 million dollar mahogany and brass sea bucket On taxes he saves Riding over the waves Cuz he winters it in Pawtucket!
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Illinois Mom 3/18/2022 2:37:20 PM (No. 1103585)
#3 Fantastic Limericks! I love a person who can write a true Limerick.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: zoidberg 3/18/2022 2:40:59 PM (No. 1103590)
Is #3 from Nantucket?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: mobyclik 3/18/2022 3:07:33 PM (No. 1103596)
I'm no Bono fan, but when I saw the first part of the headline: ''Did Bono Prank Pelosi...'' I threw up a little in my mouth. You're a wilder man than me, Bono.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: janjan 3/18/2022 3:12:24 PM (No. 1103599)
Yep. This wench is 3rd in line for the Presidency. Right behind Dementia Joe and Witless Kamala. What a team.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: PostAway 3/18/2022 3:48:31 PM (No. 1103627)
That dreadful “poem” is one thing but I’m still trying to figure out why Pelosi wore royal blue to a St. Patrick’s Day luncheon.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: MickTurn 3/18/2022 9:46:57 PM (No. 1103810)
Bone Head likely thought he was being cute...PeeLousy read it because it was at 1st grade level.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: PChristopher 3/19/2022 12:23:12 AM (No. 1103853)
Never liked Bono.... he's one of those people who's very impressed with himself and thinks that anything that flows from his hand is gold....very unappealing.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Yuban 3/19/2022 8:15:53 AM (No. 1104016)
It appears the wrong Bono skied into a tree.
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