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The Four Pillars of the Branch Covidian Faith

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Posted By: ConservativeYogini, 4/1/2021 6:21:42 AM

David Koresh was the leader of a religious cult, the Branch Davidians. He and many of his followers met a tragic end in 1993 at their Waco, Texas compound. Jim Jones fled the United States to Jonestown, Guyana. He, along with more than 900 of his devotees, ended up dead in a mass murder-suicide in November 1978. In both cases, their disciples believed these cult leaders. They believed their message. The 2020 viral pandemic caused by the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2)—COVID-19—has also gathered a Charles Manson-like cult following. Borrowing from Koresh’s denominational moniker, let’s call them the Branch Covidians.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Flyball Dogs 4/1/2021 6:29:56 AM (No. 741475)
Witty and biting. Excellent read. Thanks for posting.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: F15 Gork 4/1/2021 7:12:22 AM (No. 741492)
Down here in the FL Panhandle, masks are disappearing quicker than China Joe Biden’s remaining brain cells - and we are doing just fine.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: nina584 4/1/2021 7:43:40 AM (No. 741506)
Fauci needs to be exposed for the money grants he gave to the Wuhan lab for gain of function studies. He was told to suspend those studies and instead he exported them to china. This current virus is the result of this moron’s support of this research and he knew of the precarious situations of the lab.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Rather Read 4/1/2021 7:54:47 AM (No. 741512)
I work with a lot of Branch Covidians. They are so tiresome. I have my vaccines and went to the grocery without a mask. No one bothered me. It was bliss not being smothered.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: lakerman1 4/1/2021 8:13:22 AM (No. 741523)
Back in the 1980s, there was a silly fad practiced by pre-teen girls. Gadgets called gollywhompers were worn on one's head. The gadget looked like the antennae of insects, and the eyes of the insects bounced around on springs. They served no purpose, but then masks don't, either. If Fauci sees one of those gadgets, he might very well make them mandatory. (The new head of the CDC, Wallensky, is moving away from Fauci's foibles. She just needs to cut down on her caffeine intake.)
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 4/1/2021 8:19:38 AM (No. 741529)
Branch Covidians...by faith alone. I'm using that!
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Reply 7 - Posted by: udanja99 4/1/2021 8:23:52 AM (No. 741532)
I’ll add another one - hand (and other kinds) sanitizers. They are anti-bacterial, not anti-viral. They don’t do a thing to protect you from covid. I recently heard a radio ad from a company which sanitizes offices, etc and in their ad they state that their chemicals kill the bacteria which causes covid. Hello? Covid is a virus, not a bacteria. Every time I go to the supermarket I am given a cart which has just had the push handle sprayed and wiped down. But as I’m shopping, I pick up all kinds of products which have not been sanitized. How many times has that can of soup I picked up and then returned to the shelf already been picked up and returned by others? It’s ridiculous. I once took a cart from the parking lot and brought it into the store to use and the little SJW with the spray bottle told me I couldn’t use it because it hadn’t been cleaned. To his horror I told him that I didn’t care and walked away. It’s all part of the charade.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Lawsy0 4/1/2021 8:46:12 AM (No. 741559)
The long wait is over for my betting buddy and me. We had a low 2-figure bet on when the name ''Branch Covidian'' would surface. Kudos to Shawn Waugh for making it happen. Covid Porn is its article of faith.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 4/1/2021 9:26:56 AM (No. 741591)
Don't forget that one main point of masks is to anonymize YOU. You are faceless now. Actually am surprised that no one had demanded that everyone wear the same plain gray masks, all this personalization (a la Pelosi) spreads the virus -- it can (or will) be proven semi-scientifically semi-soon.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 4/1/2021 9:28:10 AM (No. 741593)
As Carlos Castaneda said "P!ss on your hands, the worms are lights."
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Reply 11 - Posted by: bad-hair 4/1/2021 9:42:48 AM (No. 741609)
LMAO ... Trail mix science. I'm a-keepin that one. Monty Python and the Holy grail fighting a killer wabbet. Behold the Holy Hand Grenade. Thou shalt pull the pin and count to 3. Not to 2 shalt the ...
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Reply 12 - Posted by: padiva 4/1/2021 9:59:51 AM (No. 741626)
Great read. Side effects are physical and psychological isolation. Limiting the freedom of travel and vehicular usage. Incremental steps to control the people. (the poor first)
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Corndoggies 4/1/2021 5:56:42 PM (No. 741992)
My husband is an over the road driver and was subjected to more of this madness than i was but when we’re out together he always asks me if I have my mask. He even bought me a cute, though totally useless, pink camo mask. He thinks he’s a pretty tough guy but he fell in line pretty quick. I overheard him tell a clerk I had a medical condition that prevented me from wearing one lol. I said yes it’s called a brain. I have forbidden him to get any vaccine. Truly he has no interest in one but I’m not taking any chances.
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