Woman in Gorilla Glue hair
horror may sue over ordeal
New York Post,
by
Jesse O'Neill
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
2/8/2021 7:28:33 PM
A Louisiana woman who went viral after struggling to remove Gorilla Glue from her hair claims that the hospital nor the company’s advice helped remove the hardened adhesive. Now she’s considering a lawsuit to get out of the sticky situation, according to TMZ. Tessica Brown hired an attorney and is weighing litigation against Gorilla Glue, because while the product’s label warns against using on eyes, skin or clothing–it does not mention hair–the outlet reports.(Snip) Brown posted last week that her hair had been stuck in place for a month after she ran out of her usual hair product and opted to use
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Ribicon 2/8/2021 7:30:26 PM (No. 689262)
This updates a story from yesterday. I thought TikTok was banned?
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-tessica-brown-gorilla-glue-hair-spray-stuck-month-hospital-20210208-m5s4olr2ize4tdsdebibehiwee-story.html
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
JayD 2/8/2021 7:30:38 PM (No. 689263)
The US has reached peak stupidity.
57 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
smokincol 2/8/2021 7:37:00 PM (No. 689266)
it's good to see that something we can buy will really work, good work ms brown
22 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
jalo1951 2/8/2021 7:37:51 PM (No. 689267)
I'm sorry but if you are that stupid maybe you do deserve what happened to you. I hate to say it but can she read, and can she comprehend what she reads? Has she never seen their commercials on television? It's a man in a gorilla suit gluing a bumper back on a car, duh. Her hair is damaged beyond repair. Get your head shaved. While waiting for it to grow back you can get a few wigs to have a bit of fun with. Or you can play dress up and pretend you are representative Ms. Pressley.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
volksford 2/8/2021 7:45:43 PM (No. 689274)
Dumb as a damn fence post Gorilla Glue on their damn hair , fix a flat shot into their buttocks and talcum powder in their lady parts. All together now........." I enjoy being a girl ! "
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
LanceLink1 2/8/2021 7:49:49 PM (No. 689278)
Everyone knows she should have used Flex Seal......
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
jimincalif 2/8/2021 7:54:29 PM (No. 689283)
I was going to try for a humorous reply, but I can't top #6.
25 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Vesicant 2/8/2021 8:02:33 PM (No. 689293)
The thing is, she'll win the lawsuit because there won't be any problem finding twelve more just as stupid as her. I guess not using epoxy glue on your hair is just another example of white privilege. If only she had run out of lip gloss....
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
coldoc 2/8/2021 8:46:45 PM (No. 689313)
Full-filled racial stereotypes everywhere we look.
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The lawsuit will no doubt include punitive damages due to the egregiousness of the product name - Gorilla (fill in the blank).
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Catherine 2/8/2021 8:52:21 PM (No. 689317)
I'm going to guess the only real hair involved is glued down to her head. That big braid isn't her real hair. I would never have thought to put glue on my hair. I hope she doesn't win this suit, can you imagine how many more morons will try this. Nail polish remover cuts through almost everything, wonder if she tried that?
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
JL80863 2/8/2021 9:03:46 PM (No. 689327)
No need to look, you already know.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
anniebc 2/8/2021 9:11:52 PM (No. 689334)
I have a niece who glued her eyes together thinking the tube of superglue was like her mama's eye makeup. She was four years old!
2 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
bad-hair 2/8/2021 9:13:49 PM (No. 689337)
Words fail me. I cede the floor to #6 lmao
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
lakerman1 2/8/2021 9:17:28 PM (No. 689338)
Tessica? Why burden a child with such a name?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
jgboswellmd 2/8/2021 9:17:51 PM (No. 689340)
Hahahaha. Biden should give her a cabinet job!
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Petronius 2/8/2021 9:23:50 PM (No. 689344)
Sue somebody else because you are stupid?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 2/8/2021 9:23:53 PM (No. 689345)
She went to St Bernard's which is sightly down river from the famous 9th ward. Billboard lawyers are the #1 advertisers in LA. See, LA has incredibly lucrative tort laws. Thanks to our Fascist Goobernor Edwards that has vetoed all tort reform legislation. She has almost no chance in a state court as St Bernard's parish hospital is owned by the parish thus protected by state law against billboard lawyers' settlement harassment suits. But in state court against Gorilla Glue, she richer than a lottery winner. Between taxes and tort liability, no company would be stupid enough to come to LA. Hey, but we have a fascist goobernor that played the race card to the tee to win election.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
MickTurn 2/8/2021 9:35:40 PM (No. 689351)
Hey STUPID, why don't you SHAVE your HEAD and get a wig...and to complete the STUPID formula, GLUE on the WIG with............You Guessed it..........GORILLA GLUE!!!!!!!!
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
stone313 2/8/2021 9:36:58 PM (No. 689353)
You know she voted and you know who she voted for.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
hershey 2/8/2021 10:15:31 PM (No. 689382)
Gotta be a democrap....only a stupid idiot would put Gorilla Glue on their hair...looks like she used some on her eyelashes as well...didn't need to look at the article to 'know' her though...looks like the 'do not' part of the label will have to be expanded...do not snort condoms into nose, do not eat, do not put on hair, do not put on soles of shoes and on and on and on...
3 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
gramma b 2/8/2021 10:29:04 PM (No. 689395)
OMG The jokes just write themselves.
5 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
AntiStatist 2/8/2021 10:31:40 PM (No. 689397)
It’s Gorilla Glue. Apparently it works.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
24tea@Mag 2/8/2021 10:33:12 PM (No. 689399)
Buy a wig and live with the glue. Hope if she sues she loses based on stupidity.
4 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
HoneymoonGal 2/8/2021 10:56:05 PM (No. 689413)
Who thinks glue is an appropriate substitution for hair products? As the old saying goes "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
chumley 2/8/2021 11:03:45 PM (No. 689414)
There was a story of an even bigger idiot in the 90's. Some girl bought contraceptive jelly and sued because she got pregnant anyway, even after eating the whole sandwich. Dont know how that worked out in court.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
happywarrior 2/8/2021 11:11:25 PM (No. 689418)
If this was a white women from the south she would have been laughed at and called a stupid Trump supporter. Gorilla Glue would have told her to take a hike. But because she’s black we have to act like this is a simple mistake anyone can make.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
AGGW 2/8/2021 11:34:03 PM (No. 689428)
Her complaint says warnings don't mention hair, just eyes, skin or clothing. Another article says it injured her scalp. Hate to tell her, but the scalp is made of skin so she cannot say she was not warned. How stupid. Like that woman that won the suit against McDonalds years ago over the hot coffee.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
Newtsche 2/8/2021 11:34:12 PM (No. 689429)
The mind reels with unrelated thoughts of equity, melanin and a racial reckoning.
Why? I don't know except these are the things I'm supposed to think about.
6 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
DVC 2/8/2021 11:41:25 PM (No. 689434)
Don't be an idiot and your life will be a lot easier.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
texaspast 2/8/2021 11:50:33 PM (No. 689437)
I didn't know gorilla glue made a spray adhesive. SHE had this laying around the house and decided to use it for hair spray??? Spray adhesive is something a guy would buy. There's a man in that house somewhere. Actually, this lawsuit may help Gorilla Glue spray adhesive sales. Free advertising! I will look for it now I know they make it.d
2 people like this.
Looks like she used some on the fake eyelashes too. Why wouldn't the hair grow out in a month ?
Not only are they indoctrinated but uneducated.
3 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
PChristopher 2/9/2021 12:51:22 AM (No. 689468)
I'm sure she voted for someone at least as stupid as her. What an idiot.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
NeverForget 2/9/2021 2:45:42 AM (No. 689499)
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
mifla 2/9/2021 6:57:31 AM (No. 689598)
Isn't this the woman who is related to the other woman who dumped hot coffee on herself and then sued McDs?
2 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
coldborezero 2/9/2021 8:48:55 AM (No. 689721)
“Gorilla Glue”. How perfect is that?
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 2/9/2021 9:40:10 AM (No. 689789)
Even a Gorilla wouldn't apply Gorilla Glue to its hair... what is there to adjudicate here? They woman's abject stupidity? Sorry Tessica, being dumb as a box of rocks can't be fixed in Court.
3 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
Newtsche 2/9/2021 12:54:40 PM (No. 690067)
Another black having big problems with hair. In more ways than just Gorilla Glue.
2 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
JimBob 2/9/2021 10:33:53 PM (No. 690509)
All Hail LanceLink1 (#6)!
Winner of the InterNet!
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I'd bet $500 that the ER visit was gratis, courtesy of the taxpayers. Meanwhile, the photo of the lady next to the glue bottle makes me uncomfortable for some reason.