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Aggressive Raccoon Attacks ‘Multiple
News Crews’ Outside White House

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Posted By: Imright, 9/29/2020 8:26:32 AM

Reporters for CBS News and other outlets were sent scrambling Monday morning after an aggressive raccoon began attacking news crews outside the White House. CBS News’ Paula Reid was the first to break the news of the attack, which targeted one photographer and one correspondent. “Strong Pawnee vibes at White House this morning as a raccoon attacked multiple news crews on North Lawn,” Reid noted, referencing the fictional Indiana town central to the comedy series, “Parks & Recreation. “🦝 allegedly grabbed pant leg of a photographer & then a corespondent (sic) before being fended off.”

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Reply 1 - Posted by: mobyclik 9/29/2020 8:34:58 AM (No. 556186)
Is it true that little Jimmy Acosta began crying out of fear?
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Reply 2 - Posted by: sinic 9/29/2020 8:41:32 AM (No. 556201)
I'll bet it had Orange Fur!!!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Mr. Know-It-All 9/29/2020 8:42:09 AM (No. 556203)
Racoons are drawn to trash, so this one knew these "journalists" would be a good source for that.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Safari Man 9/29/2020 8:57:34 AM (No. 556228)
Magacoon
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Strike3 9/29/2020 8:58:32 AM (No. 556231)
Gee, I hope they weren't rabid. I can just see a White House staffer running around screaming, "Get these damn coons out of here!"
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Reply 6 - Posted by: planetgeo 9/29/2020 8:58:53 AM (No. 556232)
Now that's what I call a righteous raccoon. President Trump should consider giving it the Medal of Freedom.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Toby Ten Bears 9/29/2020 9:00:28 AM (No. 556234)
Even the wildlife hate the media!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: gobushcheneygo 9/29/2020 9:06:07 AM (No. 556243)
LOL - trash pandas getting rid of the trash.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: cat2 9/29/2020 9:18:58 AM (No. 556259)
The raccoon could be healthy, but if it is out in the daylight and attacking unprovoked, it can also be rabid.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Samsquanch 9/29/2020 9:21:31 AM (No. 556264)
Those raccoons are doing the work of the people!!!
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Reply 11 - Posted by: oldmagnolia 9/29/2020 9:31:38 AM (No. 556280)
The racoons know trash when they see it. They also carry rabies. Just saying.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: DVC 9/29/2020 10:00:05 AM (No. 556314)
Somebody has been feeding the raccoons, teaching them that people = food. In most cases, this results in a raccoon that causes so much trouble that it has to be destroyed. Never feed a raccoon.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Sorosisbehindit 9/29/2020 10:23:20 AM (No. 556336)
I enjoyed the posters' comments above! I will anticipate a news story about Trump training raccoons to attack the media shortly.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: VietVet68 9/29/2020 10:39:07 AM (No. 556361)
I can see the headline now: "Right wing, racist, misogynist raccoon attacks media at Trump's orders". Never let a raccoon crisis go to waste.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: cold porridge 9/29/2020 11:14:41 AM (No. 556401)
I think I'm beginning to really like raccoons.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: skacmar 9/29/2020 11:18:15 AM (No. 556408)
I'm sure Pres. Trump is training racoons in the White House to attack the media just like he is cooking up dangerous Corona vaccine in the White House basement (just ask Gov. Cuomo)!
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Clinger 9/29/2020 11:34:29 AM (No. 556435)
They can train rats to clear minefields so why not train racoons to take out the trash?
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Reply 18 - Posted by: DVC 9/29/2020 12:33:05 PM (No. 556483)
Pulling a pant leg is not an attack. It is a request for lunch.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: 4Liberty2020 9/29/2020 3:58:48 PM (No. 556655)
The media have been rabid to President Trump for almost four years, I do hope the raccoons have had their rabies shots.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: MickTurn 9/29/2020 6:40:49 PM (No. 556839)
Can I train 'em or WHAT!
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