Jill Biden: Joe Biden is ready to face
Donald Trump in first debate this week
CNN,
by
Veronica Stracqualursi
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
9/27/2020 10:22:49 AM
Jill Biden, the wife of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, said her husband is "ready" to face Donald Trump in the first presidential debate this week and accused the President of trying to distract with smears during the tense campaign. (Photo) "He's ready. One of the things I'm excited for is when the American people see Joe Biden up there on that stage," Jill Biden told CNN's Jake Tapper in a one-on-one interview that aired Sunday on "State of the Union." "They're going to see what a president looks like.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
PESSIMIST 9/27/2020 10:37:17 AM (No. 554148)
Yes nurse, my Joey is healthy enough to come back to school.
20 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Californian 9/27/2020 10:47:50 AM (No. 554168)
Jill better make sure he's properly attached to his chair so he doesn't fall over or get confused and wander away.
He's been studying and memorizing answers to all the questions which were handed to his campaign 2 weeks ago a la Hillary and Donna Brazille so he might stumble his way through direct questions but he's going to collapse into nonsense when he has to go off transcript.
21 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
paral04 9/27/2020 10:49:07 AM (No. 554171)
As long as his ear plug getting input from his advisors doesn't fall out, he'll be OK.
15 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Kate318 9/27/2020 10:52:37 AM (No. 554175)
I have visions of these debates looking like the “We Both Reached For The Gun” musical number from Chicago, with Joe as the puppet character on Soros’ lap.
5 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
heartsurgeon 9/27/2020 10:59:11 AM (No. 554186)
Are they using a blood boy to get him ready?
8 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
adguy47 9/27/2020 11:06:17 AM (No. 554194)
And Gary Gilmore was ready for the firing squad.
6 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
BarryNo 9/27/2020 11:07:37 AM (No. 554197)
CNN says he's ready, and we know rhey're liars. That just means they're finished picking the questions to ask him and have coached him how to answer. They may have figured out a way for him to use an earpiece and a teleprompter.
Biden? Ready for a debate after dinner?
Hilarious!!
14 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
cold porridge 9/27/2020 11:18:33 AM (No. 554225)
To any question that he does not have an answer for he can simply say "Oh you know the thing!:"
12 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Bazi 9/27/2020 11:24:30 AM (No. 554236)
The Hollywood body double has been prepped and is ready to perform.
12 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
bpl40 9/27/2020 11:27:47 AM (No. 554246)
The debate is more than 90 minutes. She better make sure the Depends is dry and well fitting.
10 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
JunkYardDog 9/27/2020 11:31:44 AM (No. 554253)
Jill Biden says he's ready? What a joke! Hey Jill, what time is Judge Wapner on? Do you have Joe's 8 fish sticks ready? Is his underwear from K-Mart? I bet he's an excellent driver.
7 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
franq 9/27/2020 11:31:51 AM (No. 554254)
Wait till he says, "Clap, you stupid bastards!" Chris Wallace cuts to commercial.
10 people like this.
I hope he's not wearing a mask so that we can see if it REALLY is Joe Biden at the debate or a look-a-like from the eyes up.
8 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
IowaMarinesDad 9/27/2020 11:36:32 AM (No. 554260)
Said Jill Biden because they couldn’t trust Joe to handle delivering that statement.
12 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Foont 9/27/2020 11:38:29 AM (No. 554262)
At this point the expectations for Biden are so low that if he somehow manages to NOT collapse into a blithering heap it will be trumpeted by the leftist propagandists as a triumph.
17 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Rama41 9/27/2020 11:43:41 AM (No. 554274)
I hope they are both standing on a stage rather than at desks on Tuesday. Also, as someone wrote, it's possible aides have been using his "Lids" to change Biden's Circadian rhythms so he doesn't sundown. It would be interesting to know if he's been in the sunlight at all the past few days.
8 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
stablemoney 9/27/2020 11:51:16 AM (No. 554288)
Nobody dominates Trump on any stage. Biden is toast.
12 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
LesUNo 9/27/2020 11:52:54 AM (No. 554294)
So Joe’s WIFE assures everyone on national television that he is ready to take on President Trump.
I would find his NURSE more credible.
8 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
DVC 9/27/2020 11:54:19 AM (No. 554296)
I'm wondering where Gary Oldman will be Tuesday night? After his convincing job playing Churchill, I think he could pull off a better Biden than Biden can do these days.
5 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Highlander 9/27/2020 12:16:43 PM (No. 554322)
His chair will have a hole with a bucket handy.
4 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 9/27/2020 12:24:06 PM (No. 554332)
Thus sproke Commie News Network. I'm with Rush. It isn't going to happen.
8 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
bad-hair 9/27/2020 12:26:58 PM (No. 554340)
I'm ready too. I've got a fifty pound bag of popcorn and have hire 3 employees to start popping Monday morning.
Keeps the employment numbers up.
5 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 9/27/2020 12:27:39 PM (No. 554341)
Joe should be ready. Didn’t he say yesterday he’s been in office 180 years?
9 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
udanja99 9/27/2020 12:31:51 PM (No. 554346)
The only way that he could be remotely ready is if a computer chip with all the pre-arranged questions has been planted in his brain.
5 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
anniebc 9/27/2020 12:39:02 PM (No. 554359)
Which Joe Biden, though?
6 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
privateer 9/27/2020 1:40:33 PM (No. 554425)
Jill says: "They're going to see what a president looks like. You know, someone who is, like I'm saying, calm, steady, strong, resilient." Yes we will...and it will be President Trump. We will also see a pathetic, doddering husk of his former crooked self. Re: a body double, the science of voice stress analysis is sufficiently advanced that his meandering emanations can be compared to innumerable examples of the real sound of the Zombie Candidate.
4 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 9/27/2020 1:42:58 PM (No. 554428)
If Biden does well, it means: His staff already have all of the questions, his answers are already written, and he has already pre-recorded all of his responses using multiple takes and sophisticated video editing technology. Trump will be live, Biden's presence will be a technological illusion. They have probably even anticipated and recorded some appropriate generic responses to play when Trump challenges Joe directly. We live in the age of lies.
5 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
ronniethek 9/27/2020 1:52:27 PM (No. 554441)
Is Joey gonna pee in a cup after?
4 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
JoElla Bee 9/27/2020 2:17:00 PM (No. 554467)
FTA: “He's ready. One of the things I'm excited for is when the American people see Joe Biden up there on that stage," Jill Biden told CNN's Jake Tapper in a one-on-one interview that aired Sunday on "State of the Union." "They're going to see what a president looks like.”
In a black hat, black mask, black sunshades and black overcoat?
Is that really you though, Joe?
4 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
rochow 9/27/2020 2:23:45 PM (No. 554477)
Jill, you little strumpet, you slept with the wrong guy while you were still married to another. 'they are going to see what a president looks like' !?!?! Really!?!?!? I haven't seen too many presidents with such ugly chiclet teeth, bent knees as he totters out to the mic, then makes a show that he knows how to take the mask off, or worse, talks through a mask while there is no one in front of him.
I have a feeling that someone is going to give him the answers through a mic hidden under his suit lapel or they planted it under his hair in the back!
4 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
DARling 9/27/2020 2:24:00 PM (No. 554478)
She's a doctor so she knows everything. O.K., she's got a Ph.D. in education, which means she knows nothing.
7 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
fayebeck 9/27/2020 7:04:41 PM (No. 554715)
Biden is the only man in America to have ever whipped Paul Ryan's ass in a debate. Imagine how that would feel.
1 person likes this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 9/27/2020 11:07:55 PM (No. 554914)
We gonna hear the Rocky music while he does cartwheels across the stage?
0 people like this.
Will it look like Bergen and Charlie McCarthy ?
0 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
msjena 9/28/2020 12:15:31 AM (No. 554944)
Joe didn’t beat Sarah Palin back in 2008. And that was when he was at full strength. Did he ever win a primary before the field was cleared for him this time? I don’t think he’s a match for Trump.
2 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
judy 9/28/2020 6:28:13 AM (No. 555035)
Come on man...his traveling nurse said he's ready...
0 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
kono 9/28/2020 9:34:37 AM (No. 555213)
Ready to face him, just not ready to debate him, maybe?
0 people like this.
Below, you will find ...
Most Recent Articles posted by "Imright"
and
Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)