Why I Didn’t Rat On My
Neighbor For Cutting Hair
The Federalist,
by
David Marcus
Original Article
Posted By: Judy W.,
5/4/2020 8:33:41 AM
When the weather permits I like to work in my little backyard here in Brooklyn. It’s a 20’ by 25’ postage stamp of cement and dirt surrounded by the small plots of my neighbors. Over the past couple of weeks as New York City has endured its lockdown, I have noticed one neighbor, day in and day out, cutting people’s hair a few yards down. At first I thought maybe it’s just family haircuts, but unless this guy has old testament levels of offspring, it became clear he had set up shop. I even saw the cash exchanged once or twice.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Bur Oak 5/4/2020 8:39:27 AM (No. 400174)
I'm sure all the lockdown governors and mayors have their wives cut their hair.
18 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
MMC 5/4/2020 8:46:46 AM (No. 400183)
The Dictator Whitmer has her hair, makeup, and nails done.. Botox is even a possibility..
But Michigan salons are closed until end of May...
I can’t believe women in Michigan aren’t revolting..
Sure, we believe stay home, bend cure.. for maybe a month.. but 8 weeks? With sunshine, warmer temps? And roots a mile wide.. nope. Done!!
24 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
cor-vet 5/4/2020 9:25:50 AM (No. 400240)
Not just New Yorkers, I think everyone but lib politicians and people with advanced TDS, are tired of the autocratic rules from a bunch of Hitler wannabes!
22 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Trump'sCousin 5/4/2020 9:26:12 AM (No. 400241)
Women can't rebel if their stylists and nail techs won't.
They know if they get caught they will be fined and perhaps lose their licence to practice. They could lose their livelihoods. It would be nice if they reveled but I don't think they will.
6 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Namma 5/4/2020 9:30:19 AM (No. 400246)
Every New Yorker should call 311 and snitch on the miuuzies going to their mosque. After all they are not social distancing.
18 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
bpl40 5/4/2020 9:37:25 AM (No. 400257)
DeBlasio's (if that is his real name - like 0bama you never can tell) remaining in office is a far bigger threat to the well being of New Yorkers than anything someone in Brooklyn might do in their backyard.
12 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
rabblerouser 5/4/2020 9:38:23 AM (No. 400260)
Even if I believed this b.s. was more than just a particularly nasty strain of flu, I still would not inform on my neighbors who haven't been social distancing. This is a free country and they are free to risk their lives if they please.
23 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
padiva 5/4/2020 9:59:02 AM (No. 400291)
It would be nice if Mr Marcus gives a copy of this to the barber. (automatic bro bonding)
3 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 5/4/2020 10:03:31 AM (No. 400302)
The governess of New Mexico was busted going to her hair salon and the salon was named on social media. Lujan Grissom is a Nazi of the first order sending state storm troopers and the National Brown Shirt Guard to shut down the mayor and the village of Grants New Mexico who defied her orders and opened up. This woman wants to go into summer to make sure this state dies on the vine all for a fake pandemic.
16 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 5/4/2020 10:45:52 AM (No. 400367)
First, I won't snitch because its really none of my business.
Second, I really need a haircut, and will likely need to find one here if the barbershops don't open soon.
4 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
earlybird 5/4/2020 10:51:35 AM (No. 400374)
Nancy Pee is clearly having her hair done. Even had it cut.
11 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Trump'sCousin 5/4/2020 10:52:17 AM (No. 400376)
I sincerely hope that Donald Trump Jr rums for mayor of NYC
I think he would win in a landslide
13 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
earlybird 5/4/2020 10:52:49 AM (No. 400377)
If DH doesn’t get haircut soon, I will have to learn to do French braids or corn rows or something...
9 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
kono 5/4/2020 12:00:22 PM (No. 400442)
I suppose the author and his neighbors can expect to be contacted by Brooklyn authorities. Doesn't not ratting generally entail not mentioning it (especially not in a public forum), or doing so anonymously?
2 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
TexaTucky 5/4/2020 12:45:03 PM (No. 400478)
Speaking of hair stuff, what do they call that French-braidy thing they do to horses' manes? Some lagniappe from this lockdown is that I learned my nape was genetically designed for the same thing.
3 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
worried 5/4/2020 12:54:33 PM (No. 400499)
I just got a haircut, but I live in Florida, where they don't ask you to snitch on your neighbors. So go ahead and tell. Ask me if I care. Remember New Hampshire's motto, "Live Free or Die!" Or have the libs in charge there changed that yet?
2 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
DVC 5/4/2020 1:07:08 PM (No. 400520)
Good for his neighbor. I wish I could get a haircut, I needed one and was planning to get one the day this area was shut down, now I really need a haircut.
2 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Annie Xango 5/4/2020 1:48:18 PM (No. 400595)
#2 Botox a possibility..Bwaaaah!!! yeah, as I said, on another thread..the last time I saw something that..slick....it was on an Olympic skaking rink....
1 person likes this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
RuckusTom 5/4/2020 4:36:21 PM (No. 400737)
All these shutdowns are going to create all sorts of black markets. The government is going to shoot itself in the foot when these people providing services 1) claim unemployment, 2) continue to work and get paid in cash, under the table, and 3) don't pay any taxes.
3 people like this.
Wish he wasn't so far away. Pretty soon, some reckless women will grow weary of bad hair and grab a politician and change their attitude.
0 people like this.
Below, you will find ...
Most Recent Articles posted by "Judy W."
and
Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)
Comments:
A lot of New Yorkers seem to feel that way, judging by the reaction to Mayor DeBlasio's snitch line.