Biden Emerges From Hiding, Plans to Attack
President Trump with Shadow Coronavirus
Briefings From His Home in Delaware
Gateway Pundit,
by
Christina Laila
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
3/21/2020 4:44:25 PM
This is a winning strategy.Old Joe Biden is planning on holding shadow Coronavirus briefings beginning on Monday in order to attack President Trump amid a pandemic outbreak. Biden had to put his “No Malarkey” tour on hold and has been in hiding for over a week due to the *cough cough* Coronavirus, but he’s discovered some new technology that will allow him to give briefings from his home in Delaware.“They tell me there’s ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations,” Biden said.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
jar 3/21/2020 4:47:47 PM (No. 353564)
Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Illinois Mom 3/21/2020 4:48:33 PM (No. 353565)
FTA: “They tell me there’s ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations,” Biden said.
They can as long as everyone has a television machine.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
bpl40 3/21/2020 4:55:20 PM (No. 353569)
It is not that Joe never knew that such a thing as teleconferencing exists. IMO, he plain forgot that he knew. That could also explain the plagiarism . For you and me it could be Joe Dementia simply did not remember!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
MFM 3/21/2020 5:00:23 PM (No. 353571)
Now those pearls from crazy Uncle Joe will certainly be a delightful diversion into the abyss of idiocy..
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 3/21/2020 5:00:51 PM (No. 353572)
Maybe Old Joe could record his press conferences on VHS tapes and mail them to voters. I'm sure most people still have a VCR to watch them on - somewhere in the basement, garage, or attic.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Wizard of is 3/21/2020 5:01:48 PM (No. 353574)
I cannot wait! What a hoot this will be!
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Cardsfan 3/21/2020 5:44:08 PM (No. 353594)
Good idea #5 - even better he should cut a ‘78 so we can hear it on our record players
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
coyote 3/21/2020 5:45:13 PM (No. 353598)
Well, it will be written by a staffer, so it might be fairly reasonable, but how will Joe deliver it?
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
snakeoil 3/21/2020 5:55:08 PM (No. 353607)
Quid Pro Joe could provide the nation with valuable advice such as don't go swimming until at least an hour after you've drunk milk. His assistants are lining up Polaroid cameras.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Mushroom 3/21/2020 5:55:13 PM (No. 353608)
Dollars to doughnuts if not the first, the second will be taped. They will say it's live because Biden is live, not like one of those pixar movies!
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
skacmar 3/21/2020 6:05:19 PM (No. 353617)
Biden will do his best to undermine everything that Pres Trump has said and done. Biden will spread fear and doubt to block out any hope that the President tries to instill in the people.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Newtsche 3/21/2020 6:06:25 PM (No. 353618)
I hope these briefings don't mess with nap time.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
DVC 3/21/2020 6:16:34 PM (No. 353626)
Maybe he can make animal shadows with his hands, a bunny rabbit and an alligator.....
He sure can't talk.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
RuckusTom 3/21/2020 6:18:12 PM (No. 353630)
He'll have my vote if he shows up to one of these briefings in a pair of overalls with a a beer in one hand, a double barreled shotgun in the other and an AR-14 slung across his shoulder.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
GO3 3/21/2020 6:28:47 PM (No. 353644)
Are they sure it wasn't "from the home" instead of "from his home?"
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Strike3 3/21/2020 6:33:36 PM (No. 353651)
What are the chances this old coot will be able to get on line in time for his first Monday dog and pony show? I'll bet a hundred bucks that the technology whips him. I would hate to be the IT guy he calls for help.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
XCenturion 3/21/2020 6:53:33 PM (No. 353680)
Could you just imagine how much Demented Joe would F this COVID 19 crisis up if some alternative universe he was president. Text Joe at Alzheimers.org!
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
PESSIMIST 3/21/2020 6:54:30 PM (No. 353684)
With lots of pampers on hand.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 3/21/2020 7:41:49 PM (No. 353716)
Good ahead, Bite Me. Make my day, pal.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
bad-hair 3/21/2020 7:47:28 PM (No. 353717)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Put Joe nose to nose with Trump. This will be better tahn the Superbowl, but your Ad time now.
Trump will say that the second amendment isn't just for Hunters and Joe will take a swing at him. Democrats, I hope your have a saviour waiting in the wings because your guy is too stupid for words.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Venturer 3/21/2020 7:49:30 PM (No. 353718)
Schools have closed, bars have closed, Restaurants have closed, isn't it time politics was closed and the fighting stopped until this mess is over?
It's time for the partisan BS to take a halt for a while.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 3/21/2020 7:51:31 PM (No. 353720)
In other, human words- he's planning to do his Max Headroom plan -up to and hopefully through the debates with our president . Sadly, most democrats will have no problem with this and let him use the excuse that he's too important to risk the Wuhan Rat Plague like the rest of us.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
happywarrior 3/21/2020 7:52:42 PM (No. 353724)
They won't stop because this is another plan they hatched to destroy President Trump. How convenient that Killary comments and China praises her.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Rama41 3/21/2020 9:17:34 PM (No. 353751)
I don't think they'll compare him to Trump. Democrats will compare him to Cuomo and have buyers' remorse.
2 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Norway 3/21/2020 9:18:31 PM (No. 353752)
Traitorous POS.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
SALady 3/21/2020 9:26:15 PM (No. 353758)
Joe could look like a good citizen and put political differences aside and support his president, Donald Trump, in handling this epidemic.
But, instead, Joe the private citizen is going to do faux briefings that carry no weight and have no power just to look like an huge egomaniac evil idiot!!!!!!
He is just too senile to realize that he is setting a precedent that, if God forbid this man ever becomes president, every Republican is going to do to him constantly. And he will wail and cry about how mean they are when they do it. Sorry Joe, you set the standard (not that I have any fear at all that this senile idiot will ever be president)!!!!!!
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Nimby 3/21/2020 9:30:06 PM (No. 353759)
Dis he undergo Deep Brain Stimulation?
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
watercheetah 3/21/2020 10:19:44 PM (No. 353772)
This should be GREAT!
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
rytwng 3/21/2020 10:20:55 PM (No. 353773)
Maybe Algore can show Ol' Joe the internet. It's brand new Joe. Does your phone still have the rotary dial?
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