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Hillary and Chelsea Clinton writing
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Posted By: Imright, 3/3/2020 7:36:17 PM

Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are giving their writing hands — and green thumbs — a workout, penning their first children's book together about gardening.The pair revealed details of their forthcoming book, "Grandma's Gardens," on Monday. The picture book is inspired by the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee's mother, Dorothy Rodham, and her love of gardening. Rodham, the book's publisher says, taught the Clintons that gardens are "magical places to learn, exciting spaces for discovery, quiet spots to spend time with fa

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Reply 1 - Posted by: NorthernDog 3/3/2020 7:39:15 PM (No. 336044)
Can't wait to read the chapter ''How to Bury the Bodies in your Petunia Patch''
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Reply 2 - Posted by: jimincalif 3/3/2020 7:41:40 PM (No. 336046)
Short book. Hillary and Chelsea and can teach anyone to be a gardener. "You dig a hole, you put a seed in, you put dirt on top, add water......."
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Reply 3 - Posted by: wordsmith82 3/3/2020 7:45:18 PM (No. 336047)
And here I thought that a garden was a good place to grow food and flowers. I guess I'm never too old to learn
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Reply 4 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX 3/3/2020 7:46:47 PM (No. 336048)
Well, the Clintons know about spreading the BS deep, but I doubt either of them have ever handled garden soil or have a clue to horticulture. Just another vehicle for their friends to channel cash to them for laundering.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: bad-hair 3/3/2020 7:55:12 PM (No. 336050)
So I guess chapter one will be "How to hire a good gardener." Chapter two will be how to hire a good chef to cook the crap your good gardener grows. Chapter three will be how to get to the best restaurants in New York after your chef throws his food out. Chapter four will be how to get the nanny to get the kids out of your face. Hillary!!! for President.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: subal 3/3/2020 8:03:29 PM (No. 336055)
Well she sure is an expert on dirt!
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Reply 7 - Posted by: jalo1951 3/3/2020 8:03:59 PM (No. 336056)
I assume they will be as competent as Michelle was at her cutsie little Whate House garden. Since they are both full of BS I assume the chapter on fertilizer with be the most interesting.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: pensom2 3/3/2020 8:06:06 PM (No. 336057)
Nothing I could say could top #1's hilarious post. Remember: jokes are funniest if they contain a germ of truth. That aside, I wonder whether we'll ever know the name of the ghost writer who cobbled all this together, and who is likely going to receive 10% to 20% of the royalties.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 3/3/2020 8:07:45 PM (No. 336058)
A: Who is writing it for them? B: What the heck do they know about gardening in the first place? Has Chelsea ever even been somewhere that has any dirt beyond what she could put in a clay pot on a balcony? (I assume Hillary probably toured a farm when she and Bill were first running for Governor in Arkansas)
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Jethro bo 3/3/2020 8:08:49 PM (No. 336060)
Riiiiiight! Kinda like reading the daily DNC fa sheet.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 3/3/2020 8:10:17 PM (No. 336062)
Of course this is really just more money laundering.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: anniebc 3/3/2020 8:14:22 PM (No. 336065)
As if. . .
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Reply 13 - Posted by: MindMadeUp 3/3/2020 8:28:11 PM (No. 336073)
As Kipling said, gardens are not created by singing " Oh, how beautiful," and sitting in the shade. My guess is that's exactly what the two "authors" do while real people dig and sweat and create the gardens.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Hobbitmom 3/3/2020 8:29:31 PM (No. 336075)
So Dorothy Rodham taught the Clintons about the magic of gardens. What did Lady Lucifer teach her own daughter, by example? That once upon a time, when your numbers are down while running for public office, you hire a pollster to see which way the wind is blowing, and do whatever you have to do to win. That if the polls show you need to seem more family-oriented, you pop out a child and run on your merry little way. This advice carries over to whenever Hillary Diane wants to run. Her dear daughter makes sure to pop out one, two, three kids to be used as props, in the same way Chelsea was. Not really happily ever after. The End.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: bgarrett 3/3/2020 8:33:06 PM (No. 336078)
Came here to say 'bury the bodies' but #1 beat me to it
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Schnapps 3/3/2020 8:37:17 PM (No. 336082)
I can suggest a title "Innovative Ways to Fertilize Fort Marcy Park"
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Reply 17 - Posted by: glcinpdx 3/3/2020 8:42:55 PM (No. 336089)
Well they both are experts at spreading they got that going for them...
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Reply 18 - Posted by: privateer 3/3/2020 8:52:39 PM (No. 336099)
I'm sure it's a worthy sequel to 'The Book of Tub of Guts Women'.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: ginadee 3/3/2020 9:00:24 PM (No. 336104)
I guess we are to believe these two are experts on everything, thus the prolific authorship of so many stupid books. They should write a book on making money, money, money........that's what these two are all about.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: Strike3 3/3/2020 9:00:59 PM (No. 336106)
I don't see how the pig and the mutt can garden in Manhattan but hey, whatever builds up the family fortune. Hillary will shortly need to take a break from her hard work to answer a few questions down in Washington. Wait a minute, I thought Bill was the expert at planting seeds.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: scottj 3/3/2020 9:06:25 PM (No. 336108)
"If they ever plant trees of E Pluribus Unum please choose us to go out and prune 'em." These Clintons are greedy criminals.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: WhamDBambam 3/3/2020 9:06:31 PM (No. 336109)
I guess they finally saw “Motel Hell...”
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Wendybird 3/3/2020 9:22:18 PM (No. 336127)
First chapter, “How to pair your viands with your victuals”
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Reply 24 - Posted by: hershey 3/3/2020 9:25:45 PM (No. 336132)
They been talking to Mini-mike?? Just throw a seed in the ground and cover it up??? Bet they are trying to hide their 'seeds' in the dirt...oh wait, that was Rich, and Epstein and Foster that went into the dirt with we don't know how many others...
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Reply 25 - Posted by: DVC 3/3/2020 9:39:52 PM (No. 336155)
Blooms can tell them how easy it is.
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Reply 26 - Posted by: Oldenoughtoknowbetter 3/3/2020 9:54:47 PM (No. 336167)
It must be all about fruits and nuts.
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Reply 27 - Posted by: padiva 3/3/2020 9:54:56 PM (No. 336168)
What do you think their next books will be about? Hillary '10 Steps to a Wonderful Marriage' Chels 'Mom and Dad and other Great Love Stories' 'Keeping Up with The Clintons' 'Everyday People and how they get in MY way'
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Reply 28 - Posted by: kiwinews 3/3/2020 9:58:33 PM (No. 336170)
If ever there were a pair more full of what makes the roses grow....
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Reply 29 - Posted by: slab 3/3/2020 10:02:01 PM (No. 336172)
#11 gets it. This is how money is laundered. No one is going to actually buy a book, not even their biggest fans. The recently convicted mayor of Baltimore is a low-rent amateur example of how it's done. The 'elite' are much better at it.
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Reply 30 - Posted by: MickTurn 3/3/2020 10:22:05 PM (No. 336183)
This is too easy...A Money Tree, all the bills will be crooked?...
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Reply 31 - Posted by: PChristopher 3/4/2020 1:40:12 AM (No. 336249)
Chapter 1: Find a gardener and tell him you want something pretty....or else.
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Reply 32 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 3/4/2020 2:02:43 AM (No. 336254)
She is good at digging up dirt but actually touching it ? Better at burying people than writing.
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Reply 33 - Posted by: paral04 3/4/2020 5:01:16 AM (No. 336301)
Will she get the government to buy it for our schools? Maybe not yet. She will have to wait for a democrat in the White House
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