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Posted By: konocti95, 9/9/2019 3:52:36 PM

(WHDH) — Department store Neiman Marcus is helping people with their indecisiveness by selling asymmetrical jeans. The $462 high-waisted jeans feature one skinny leg and one wide leg. They can be bought in a medium blue color, ranging from sizes x-small to large.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: konocti95 9/9/2019 3:54:06 PM (No. 175579)
For an extra $237.95 I'll put some holes in 'em for ya!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: hurricanegirl 9/9/2019 4:02:39 PM (No. 175589)
What a rip-off! If they really wanted to "help" people with indecisiveness, they'd make one side of the pants so that it squeezed the life out of one buttock and half your tummy while making the other side so large that it flopped down around your knees!! In other words, for this to actually help anyone who's indecisive, they'd need to make it so annoying that people make up their minds instantly--at least about these jeans anyway!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Rather Read 9/9/2019 4:03:03 PM (No. 175590)
I think this was the same company that sold pre-distressed jeans awhile back.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: DVC 9/9/2019 4:11:49 PM (No. 175600)
How about "offering for sale"? I doubt that they sell a dozen of these, ever.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: hershey 9/9/2019 4:18:47 PM (No. 175606)
I read this and I just sit here and shake my head....
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Reply 6 - Posted by: marbles 9/9/2019 4:30:56 PM (No. 175615)
They're not helping anyone ,.......................except themselves via their bottom line. Some dummies will buy these because they must have the newest item on the market.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Lala 9/9/2019 4:36:08 PM (No. 175624)
Isn't capitalism great? Separating dummies from their money. Why not.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: AltaD 9/9/2019 4:40:20 PM (No. 175626)
Forget the mismatched legs, the troubling issue (in addition to the price) is that these are high-waisted jeans.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Hoosier 9/9/2019 4:56:00 PM (No. 175638)
If they made them with one leg shorter than the other for those of us with traumatic leg surgeries I might be in
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Reply 10 - Posted by: bamapreacher 9/9/2019 5:01:44 PM (No. 175642)
Asymmetrical jeans for people with asymmetrical minds
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Reply 11 - Posted by: cor-vet 9/9/2019 5:03:11 PM (No. 175643)
Next they can market some 'Nadler' pants, with a waist that is up under the chin!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: udanja99 9/9/2019 5:13:03 PM (No. 175649)
There’s a reason why it’s frequently called “Needless Mark-up”. I got the fall catalog in the mail - big as a small city phone book - and leafed through it wondering all the time if people actually wear that insanely expensive ugly garbage.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Tennman 9/9/2019 5:18:44 PM (No. 175652)
Marketing genius for factory seconds. Separating fools from their money has taken another step forward.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: ginadee 9/9/2019 5:44:24 PM (No. 175685)
This is a joke, right? Well, girls, those of you that has dieted and exercised to fit into those "skinny jeans', you can now cut that in half. Half full leg, half skinny leg. This is truly fashion gone off the rails. I thought the "cold shoulder" was a bit cuckoo, but this just takes the cake.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: FLCracker 9/9/2019 6:04:12 PM (No. 175705)
It's not a flaw; it's a feature!
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Geoman 9/9/2019 7:37:12 PM (No. 175772)
Watch for Beto to be sporting these britches for his table dancing antics.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Lawsy0 9/9/2019 9:01:46 PM (No. 175812)
So now a cutting room mistake is going to make them million$. Is this a great country or what!?!?
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Reply 18 - Posted by: JHHolliday 9/9/2019 9:40:49 PM (No. 175834)
Good by me. That’s $462 less that they will have to donate to some Democrat clown running for office.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: ladydawgfan 9/9/2019 9:53:26 PM (No. 175837)
Those look REALLY stupid!! And to think, some deluded millenial with more money than taste or class will snap them up and proudly model them for humanity (and post a selfie while doing so)!!
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Reply 20 - Posted by: Rumblehog 9/9/2019 10:23:04 PM (No. 175852)
Brilliant marketing strategy to burn down the discards pile at the seamstress school in China.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: PChristopher 9/10/2019 1:04:14 AM (No. 175908)
Pay high prices / Look stupid.
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