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´GROSS´: Beto Just Can’t Stop Leaping On Countertops To Deliver Speeches

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 3/21/2019 1:05:04 PM

For some reason, Robert "Beto" O´Rourke just can´t stop leaping onto counters and tables in restaurants and coffee houses to deliver speeches as he tours the country on his 2020 presidential campaign. The 46-year-old Texas Democrat does it so often, it´s become a thing, as in a memey thing on the interwebs. [tweets] Note that in the first montage of pictures, Beto is atop a counter -- then squatting down to speak to someone at ground level. The upstart candidate -- who the mainstream media is gushingly comparing to John F. Kennedy and Barack Obama -- has a thing for


With all of the disgusting things found on the bottom of our shoes, this is the ultimate in revolting behavior. And as said in the comments, some day, one of these leaps is going to result in a fart and then he´s done!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Nimby 3/21/2019 1:11:28 PM (No. 8309)
He comes across as a sweaty, slimy goon
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Reply 2 - Posted by: zoidberg 3/21/2019 1:16:55 PM (No. 8326)
If he jumps up on a countertop, he should be forced to clean and sanitize it. Who knows where those shoes have been.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Dignitary Protection 3/21/2019 1:23:05 PM (No. 8325)
The guy is an idiot!
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Reply 4 - Posted by: NorthernDog 3/21/2019 1:26:58 PM (No. 8306)
Can´t wait to see him knock his head on some ductwork, a sprinkler head, or light socket.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: PlayItAgain 3/21/2019 1:31:53 PM (No. 8299)
Just wait from some restaurant owner to yell

"Get the f@#& off my table!"

Viral! that one will be.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: jalo1951 3/21/2019 1:35:23 PM (No. 8320)
It´s so he can be above the serfs and look down upon them.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: BillW. 3/21/2019 1:42:13 PM (No. 8327)
And the socialist Dems don´t like the way the President from Queens talks?

I see.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: Chuzzles 3/21/2019 1:53:36 PM (No. 8301)
Is he really such a pathetic person he needs people to crane their necks to look at him? Revolting behavior doesn´t even begin to cover this guy. A guy willing to break health department regulations all for publicity, is going to be more than willing to break other more important regulations to achieve his rotten agenda. This would be far worse than Obama, this would be like having our own Sparkle Socks Trudeau.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Ribicon 3/21/2019 2:05:28 PM (No. 8313)
Beta takes "counter culture" to the next level, such is his passionate commitment to The Cause (that being his own boundless vanity and lust for power and adulation, as a true zero with nothing else to offer).
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Moritz55 3/21/2019 2:14:38 PM (No. 8317)
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap onto cafe counters with a single bound! It’s a bird[brain]! it’s a plane[banner]! No, it’s súper Dirt Boy!
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Reply 11 - Posted by: leonardo 3/21/2019 2:15:06 PM (No. 8308)
The public has become SO stupid that they can´t see through phony individuals. Obama was a case in point. As such, Democrats will have an especially tough time now with the present group of their candidates, ALL of whom are phony in one way or another. Maybe "Beto" will bring along some magic dirt to eat during his debates. The public will "eat it up."
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Reply 12 - Posted by: ZeldaFitzg 3/21/2019 2:16:47 PM (No. 8324)
This reminds me of Tom Cruise jumping up on Oprah Winfrey´s couch when he announced his marriage to this last wife, whom he already has divorced. The interior of the coffee shop, as shown on the internet, is quite small---looks like the size of an old diner perhaps. It is black-owned by two brothers, one of whom oddly spells his name Johnathan. The standing on the counter is odd, being that the place is too small to even use a microphone or even have the need to stand on a counter. Bizarre.

One of the co-owners says that the business is "community based" and their internet presence includes the statement that this place is a "stress-free environment" where you will be "treated with respect." The Yelp ad even shows their bathroom (a real shot of the commode), and one reviewer points out the café restaurant is "unnecessarily gendered." Few non-blacks in the photos. Obviously I am not in their demographic.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: hurricanegirl 3/21/2019 2:22:19 PM (No. 8315)
It sound to me like he doesn´t have much of a platform nor does he have a commanding presence, and he´s trying to compensate for both.

Bet he drives a jacked-up truck with monster wheels to make up for other things, too!
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Namma 3/21/2019 2:26:15 PM (No. 8302)
Please. Someone. Publish a list with the names of the restaurants that Beto does this at. I would not eat at those places. Just think. The guy goes to the men’s room. Then jumps up onto a counter or bar. Heck no I don’t want to sit in those restaurants and order food.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Hermit_Crab 3/21/2019 2:38:20 PM (No. 8304)
I´d tell him to sit down and keep his voice down to a conversational level..

And if he didn´t comply, ... throw him oug.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Highlander 3/21/2019 2:40:07 PM (No. 8323)
Someone should call the local health departments in the cities he´s visiting and fine him if he does it again.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Geoman 3/21/2019 2:45:55 PM (No. 8316)
This act won´t last long as the article implies he´s already insulted Muslims, which is the worst thing a progressive can do in America 2019.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: pittgrad95 3/21/2019 2:48:04 PM (No. 8305)
If the media didn´t give Robert O´Rourke or AOC the attention, I would think they would just fade away. These two loons need to be sent back to whatever hole they crawled out of. IMO, these two sociopaths are not in any way shape or form, good people (sociopaths typically are not)and we certainly do not want them in or to stay in a position of power.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: bad-hair 3/21/2019 3:00:44 PM (No. 8311)
It is appalling to what degree "unseriousness" has invaded our elective process. Fully 9/10s of these Democrats are completely off the wall, and that´s only if you think Bernie Sanders is actually on the wall.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: dirtyjersey 3/21/2019 3:00:53 PM (No. 8322)
Something is off with this guy.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: columba 3/21/2019 3:01:36 PM (No. 8307)
Does he do it with a sword in his hand? That may be the dream he is replaying to himself.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: bad-hair 3/21/2019 3:31:43 PM (No. 8319)
If he can grab a saxophone and do the Aretha Franlin bit from "Blues Brothers" I´ll give him a (little) break.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Calamity Kate 3/21/2019 4:05:37 PM (No. 8321)
SARITH Syndrome. (Something ain’t right in the head)
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Reply 24 - Posted by: M2 3/21/2019 4:38:49 PM (No. 8328)
The man who fed the contents of his baby´s diaper to his wife wants to be president. And they call Donald Trump crazy?
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Reply 25 - Posted by: bad-hair 3/21/2019 4:54:38 PM (No. 8314)
Roberto O´Rourquez for president>

Only in the land of Monster Trucks LMAO.
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Reply 26 - Posted by: PostAway 3/21/2019 5:07:05 PM (No. 8310)
Several of these pictures look like he’s in skateboard-riding stance. He’s obviously supposed to look athletic and jaunty; brimming with youthful vigor (or idoes he pronounce it “vigah” ala 1961?). It kind of works until you realize that’s it’s all he’s got in his repertoire. Then he looks like a 14 year-old who’s promised his friends rides and beers in the woods and is trying to convince his Dad to let him take the dirt bike.
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Reply 27 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX 3/21/2019 6:37:37 PM (No. 8312)
Well, just like King Obama, he enjoys looking down on his subjects.
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Reply 28 - Posted by: mizzmac 3/21/2019 8:11:14 PM (No. 8318)
That´s some C Diff looking for a place to happen right there.
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Reply 29 - Posted by: XCenturion 3/22/2019 2:59:08 AM (No. 8303)
There´s more Mexican in a Jack in the Box taco than there is in "Beto" the Dork!
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Reply 30 - Posted by: Smart11344 3/22/2019 12:45:35 PM (No. 8300)
Terminal rectal itch certainly can be annoying.
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