Sorry To Tell You, But Woke Beer Is All
Around Us

Bud Light, Coors Light, Busch Light, Miller Light, Michelob Ultra ... to paraphrase Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon, the cheaper the beer, the gaudier the marketing. In a way, Mulvaney is the perfect spokesthing for that stuff.

I don't buy beer because it's woke or for sale. I buy Warsteiner now and then. If I drink it's usually a special occasion (anniversary) dinner glass of wine. I'm thankful that I don't have to amend my drinking habits to political correctness. Still can't take trannies.

If I could produce a spoof ad, I would do the following. A burly man's man in jeans, flannel and combat boots goes into a bar and orders a Bud. The more he drinks the more effeminate and pretty he gets until he's a lisping supermodel in a dress and stiletto heals.

I quit drinking any sort of booze 35 years ago...BUT....I used to drink St Pauli's Girl beer, with the brand image of a Hamburg Germany hooker, "spokesmodels" since the early 80's have traditionally been playboy playmates. I rarely miss drinking...but every now and then I sorta miss a cold Pauli onna hot day while sailing. Light beer...ANY light beer, is beer for people that don't like the taste of beer.

I don't drink alcohol under any circumstance. Many people look at me crossed eyes as if I am from another planet when I tell them this. Personally I do not like the taste and alcoholism gallops in my family so no need to mess with family history. However, I can only assume there are woke companies everywhere and unfortunately I am sure I purchase their products unknowingly. The thing with this creep, Dylan, he is so obviously nasty pretending to be a woman. It's the fact that he declares himself female and therefore he is and some stupid a$$ company feels the need to celebrate his insanity. Replacing a biological woman with a queer man who now swears he is really a tranny in makeup is just insulting to all females, real females. He can party like a pretend female all he wants but he is a man with a nasty skinny body prancing around in a woman's sports bra like the insane creepy man he is. Do want you want but do not expect me to participate in your mentally ill world. Life is hard enough and I am not going to take on your insanity. I don't care about your feelings. I'm waiting for Kotex to celebrate his first period. Yeah, right. So the perfect woman for the job is a mentally ill man. That's just great.

I do keep a case of Sam Addams, Black/tan around for my 92yo Dad, he likes about one beer a day..."Medicinal Purposes" don't cha know.

Don’t disagree. But the way this works is focus on one and destroy it. Single out the Drag Queen of Beers and destroy it. The others fall in line. Do not lose focus.

I’m glad I don’t drink beer and we quit patronizing Starbucks when they decided they didn’t want customers who carried concealed weapons.

I cook with way more beer than I drink, and to cook with "light" beers is like adding flavored seltzer without the flavor. I'll stick with my regional brews that bring out the flavor of what I am cooking.

Switch to wine or water?

I cannot stop drinking beer because I never started to drink it. But if I drank beer I would certainly stop now. Number 5 says it best.

There are plenty of other breweries that aren't mega-brewers. There's nothing that InBev makes that I would drink.

Everybody seems to forget that Sam Adams was the original "queer beer" when they caved to the gay mafia years ago.

Ordinary American beer is already LITE. Lite beer is expensive water. I serve Heineken to my guests. No additives, no hangover.

#14 You must like that skunky green bottle taste.

Shiner Brewery, Shiner Texas. It's all you need to know about beer...and Texas. And people who can define "man" and "woman.,"