The COVID Chaos Is a Net
Plus for Trump’s Campaign
Townhall,
by
Kurt Schlichter
Original Article
Posted By: MissMolly,
10/3/2020 5:16:39 AM
So, Donald Trump has the Wuhan pangolin virus, and of course he does because it’s 2020 and how could he not have it? With this year, you take the most random scenario, you multiply it by 10, gobble a handful of the brown acid, and just go with it, and even then the whole thing spins even more out of control than you ever imagined. Now the question is what this all means for the campaign. I bet it helps Trump.
Joe Biden’s got to be worried. Well, Grandpa Badfinger‘s handlers have to be worried. That crusty crustacean is probably still napping, trying to sleep off the hangover
Reply 1 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 10/3/2020 6:20:37 AM (No. 560366)
Sure it is helping President Trump. In the news, it's Joe Who? Not a word about Biden....it's all Trump.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Kitty Myers 10/3/2020 7:06:39 AM (No. 560382)
The last paragraph sums it up nicely. But the line that choked me with laughter was, "when Joe fills a void, it’s like when Nadler fills his trousers." Thank you, Schlichter! You never disappoint.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Daisymay 10/3/2020 7:24:54 AM (No. 560397)
I think the video of President Trump walking to the Helicopter was exactly what we needed to see. We understand he has the Virus, but it's just like him swat it away because he has things to do and people to see! I'm betting he reluctantly went to the Hospital, but he didn't like it! I don't think this will harm his re-election at all. We all have seen him as the Energizer Bunny guy! Hopefully, his Battery is being recharged right now and when he comes out of that Hospital he will be ready to go at 100%. We should all pray for his speedy recovery. It never hurts to ask The Big Guy for a bit of help in getting Our Big Guy back in his Groove!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
pros7767 10/3/2020 8:00:57 AM (No. 560426)
Best description I've seen of 2020:
"So, Donald Trump has the Wuhan pangolin virus, and of course he does because it’s 2020 and how could he not have it? With this year, you take the most random scenario, you multiply it by 10, gobble a handful of the brown acid, and just go with it, and even then the whole thing spins even more out of control than you ever imagined."
Praying for you President Trump. Our country still needs you!
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
KayJayMac 10/3/2020 8:38:02 AM (No. 560466)
Nothing like a dose of Kurt in the morning to brighten the day. I love him. God bless you during your rest and recovery, President and Mrs. Trump. We love you, too, and will not cease praying for you and our country.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
thelmalou 10/3/2020 8:39:52 AM (No. 560468)
Kurt is *such* an enjoyable read.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
bighambone 10/3/2020 9:11:55 AM (No. 560486)
Well there is a big difference between President Trump and Joseph Biden. While Trump has been out there almost everyday trying to run the country with some sense of normality, Biden has essentially been a Monday morning quarterbacking out of office politician from his residence basement.
While Trump has been trying to reopen the country and the vital US economy, from what the Democrats have been doing in the Democrat States you can bet that if Biden had been the President that the country would be still shutdown, the economy would be bankrupt, and Biden would be hiding in some White House bunker trying to scare the hell out of the US population.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
The Remnants 10/3/2020 9:20:51 AM (No. 560495)
Yesterday, heard a woman on Fox Radio say that most people fully recover from the virus. That is the first time I have heard anyone in the media say something like that, but they have to tell the truth once in awhile. They must be afraid that the President may prove their doom and gloom scenario untrue. I pulled the plug on cable eight years ago so I do not want to think about what CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, ETC. are predicting.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 10/3/2020 9:30:32 AM (No. 560503)
Gotta love Kurt's " While people who aren't sissies enjoy Trump's two-fisted , take no prisoner's style.......
It really amazes me that I've run into so many people who are quick to claim they're conservatives but don't like the way our president punches back and puts a boot to up their linguini spines.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
dbdiva 10/3/2020 11:20:38 AM (No. 560695)
I was very encouraged to see him walking to Marine One; it was important for us to see that.
And don't forget.....the COVID death numbers were grossly exaggerated.
Get well, Mr. President. Please get some well deserved rest so you'll be in great shape for your victory lap! Prayers also for our fabulous First Lady. Please take it easy. We want you to be super gorgeous for the inauguration. Make Dr. Jill green with envy!!
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 10/3/2020 1:53:23 PM (No. 560864)
The line that cracked me up and knocked me off the chair was his line about ''Oldfinger,'' in his Barcalounger, slurping his mush and staring at his stories.
I enjoy being 4 years older than President Trump; but it scares the living sand out of me to be 10 months older than Oldfinger! God, help me not to dodder!!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
crashnburn 10/3/2020 7:53:36 PM (No. 561145)
First, I nominate this for a must read.
Second, from Kurt's fingers to God's eyes.
Third, what a contrast.
Sleepy, nearly comatose Sniffin' Slow Joe is a bunker hermit trying not to catch CoVid-19;
While energetic MAGA President Trump reluctantly goes to the hospital ONLY after he gets infected,
and keeps right on working, the way most working men and women do when they get sick and their
families depend on them.
Someone ought to tell Sleepy, nearly comatose Sniffin' Slow Joe and his supports that in order to augment social distancing that the people voting for President Trump can cast their ballots on Tuesday, Nov. 3, while those voting for ex Vice President Sleepy, nearly comatose Sniffin' Slow Joe should wait to vote until Tuesday, Nov 10.
I'm really hoping and praying that President Trump trumps Sleepy, nearly comatose Sniffin' Slow Joe!
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