Andrew Cuomo tells single
women in NYC, 'I am eligible'
Fox News,
by
Vandana Rambaran
Original Article
Posted By: MissMolly,
5/1/2020 4:25:14 AM
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo lightened up the mood in what has been an otherwise tense and tumultuous few months due to the coronavirus by joking that he is an eligible bachelor in New York City.
"I am eligible," Cuomo said during an interview with 1010 WINS anchor Susan Richards on Thursday. Richards asked the 62-year-old father of three about new poll results by Long Island matchmaker Maureen Tara Nelson who said she surveyed 100 of her 2,000 female clients and concluded that Cuomo and his younger brother, Chris Cuomo -- an anchor on CNN -- are two of the most eligible bachelors in the country.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
PChristopher 5/1/2020 4:26:01 AM (No. 397139)
Eligible for jail is what you're eligible for.
23 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Mushroom 5/1/2020 4:58:38 AM (No. 397149)
Reminds me of that Mitch Hedburg (rip) joke saying " I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a woman who would be mad if she heard me say that."
14 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 5/1/2020 5:18:34 AM (No. 397155)
Burf.
10 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
hershey 5/1/2020 6:11:04 AM (No. 397178)
Yep, like an STD....or a cold sore, or hemmorhoids....
14 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 5/1/2020 6:50:48 AM (No. 397188)
Arrogant and self-centered.
12 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 5/1/2020 7:01:55 AM (No. 397198)
I see a bright future for him...and AOC.
11 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Daisymay 5/1/2020 7:35:06 AM (No. 397217)
The reason they are eligible is because they can't find anyone they like better than themselves!
15 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
chumley 5/1/2020 7:35:09 AM (No. 397218)
Based on the pictures of his body jewelry I saw, I naturally assumed he wouldn't be interested in a woman.
12 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
earlybird 5/1/2020 9:08:41 AM (No. 397315)
Bleah. Two of the most unattractive men on the planet.
10 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 5/1/2020 9:08:50 AM (No. 397316)
Hard to Be Humble by Mac Davis
🎶 Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord It's hard to be humble,
But I'm doing the best that I can
I used to have a girlfriend,
But I guess she just couldn't compete,
With all of these love-starved women,
Who keep cowering at my feet
Oh I probably could find me another,
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares?
I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord It's hard to be humble,
But I'm doing the best that I can 🎶
7 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
paral04 5/1/2020 9:29:38 AM (No. 397343)
Chis is single? Who is he huddled with in the Hamptons?
10 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
mizzmac 5/1/2020 9:51:19 AM (No. 397369)
Sick.
4 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
MickTurn 5/1/2020 9:54:54 AM (No. 397377)
Start your fakebook post with, Unreliable, Liar, Cheat, Lowlife...and you'll get ALL sorts of Democrap women beating down your door...Go for it Nursing Home Murderer!
10 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 5/1/2020 10:27:10 AM (No. 397425)
Hopefully he ends up with some obnoxious gold digger who could care less about him but bleeds him dry. Its what he deserves. Hope he finds some woman that does to him what he has done to the entire state of New York.
5 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Strike3 5/1/2020 10:41:27 AM (No. 397442)
For what, a noose?
3 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
tootall 5/1/2020 10:45:44 AM (No. 397446)
I thought Fredo was married!
As for the Governor, if you like nipple posts on men, I guess he'd be right up your alley!
5 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
BigGeorgeTX 5/1/2020 12:05:53 PM (No. 397542)
I guess he dumped the Food Network chick (Sandra Lee) that he was shacked up with for years. Or hasn't he told her yet?
1 person likes this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
thewarden 5/1/2020 12:12:32 PM (No. 397549)
Me posting a vomit emoji...gack.
4 people like this.
A few weeks back, Andrew's ex-girlfriend, Sandra Lee, posted an odd video defending him from criticism and saying he's her guy, etc., despite the fact that they no longer live together, he's in the governor's mansion and she has sold her New York home and is living in California. The governor's spokesperson then said the governor wishes her well.
Now this. I'm thinking Andrew is firmly telling Sandra Lee to go away. She should, she could do better.
1 person likes this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
4Justice 5/2/2020 5:49:52 AM (No. 398177)
How desperate does one have to be??
1 person likes this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
franq 5/2/2020 8:42:16 AM (No. 398285)
Awl hawl hawl. Such levity.
0 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
NYbob 5/2/2020 12:59:44 PM (No. 398610)
The perfect litmus test for how mentally defective a liberal woman would have to be to consider this human slug 'eligible.'
0 people like this.
Dudes usually don’t have to announce their availability? I never did! I wasn’t a Beta Male with a big chip, however!
0 people like this.
Below, you will find ...
Most Recent Articles posted by "MissMolly"
and
Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)