The Democratic Disaster Just
Got Even More Hilarious
Townhall,
by
Kurt Schlichter
Original Article
Posted By: MissMolly,
3/5/2020 4:58:59 AM
So, now the Democrats are choosing between a pair of doddering crustaceans. The Crusty Commie Curmudgeon and the Crusty Comedy Relief both did well enough Tuesday to keep going. Big Chief Warren, whose actual people call corn “corn” and not “maize,” may still go on because she’s an insufferable monster whose transcendent yearning to nag us into schoolmarm’d submission knows no bounds, plus because the establishment wants her in the race siphoning Chablis socialist votes away from her Marx brother. But the Hapless Halfling dropped out, a half-billion bucks lighter, and he’s not just returning to his burrow. He’ll want to remain a Dem player –
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 3/5/2020 5:42:35 AM (No. 337253)
Must read.
His adjectives and names for the players is well worth it.
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Another wordsmith masterpiece!
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
privateer 3/5/2020 6:49:25 AM (No. 337304)
Schlichter is in the Pantheon of Sages of Hilarity, along with Mark Steyn, Dennis Miller et. al.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Sully 3/5/2020 6:59:14 AM (No. 337309)
Schlichter is Coulter out of drag. Acid sarcasm, but more enjoyable to read.
Best line: "Little Loser Mike, in his remarkably clueless speech given before he saw the writing written on the lower part of the wall..." LOL
Nevertheless it is profoundly disappointing to hear about American Samoa. I had thought better of them.
:-)
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
mobyclik 3/5/2020 7:25:07 AM (No. 337332)
As Mark Stein said on Rush's show the other day: ''Bloomberg won ONE delegate on Super Tuesday from American Samoa, he could have BOUGHT that island for the $600 million spent.''
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
bpl40 3/5/2020 8:29:07 AM (No. 337398)
Two Jews and a senile coot walk into a bar. One trips right in the doorway... Well you know the story.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Strike3 3/5/2020 8:29:34 AM (No. 337399)
Biden is more like a half-blind turtle, but okay. Slichter is brilliant, as usual.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Rama41 3/5/2020 9:06:41 AM (No. 337445)
Their candidate is now Joe "El Cid" Biden. Riding dead on his horse.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
rytwng 3/5/2020 9:08:03 AM (No. 337447)
Biden should be in prison with Hillary. They are both crooks.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
bobmadison 3/5/2020 9:08:45 AM (No. 337448)
Pres. Trump CAN lose. With illegal aliens and thousands of patriotic potential Trump voters dying every month,
anything is possible. This is THE most important election in our lifetimes. We must act like it, work like it, and give like it
to save what's left of the America the men and women who died for it, that has been so good to us and that we love so much.
May God have mercy on us.
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I remember yukking it up like this in '92...Arkansas governor with lots of baggage...how can a victorious wartime President with 90% approval in the polls ever lose to this hayseed?
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 3/5/2020 9:49:26 AM (No. 337494)
Poster #11, good thing Ross Perot is dead so he can't screw up this election like he did in '92. Because of him, the Clintons, instead of being in prison during the 90's for corruption in Arkansas, spent the decade in the Oval Office. There was a payoff for him for what he did, we may never find out what it was but we do have Romney to take Perot's place on a third party ticket.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
MDConservative 3/5/2020 10:03:26 AM (No. 337504)
#12 - Calculations are certainly being made for another third-party campaign in '20 that will be "moderate", perhaps bi-partisan, and doubtless well-funded. The only question left is whether it will be a NeverTrump effort, or one that takes a serious shot at winning. Of course, PDT can't lose...
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
jacksin5 3/5/2020 10:13:42 AM (No. 337516)
Down to two OG's. (Old Geezers)
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Laotzu 3/5/2020 10:47:44 AM (No. 337547)
Nobody delivers snark like Schlichter:
You have the center-left guy who is trying to be a leftist and you have the leftist who is totally being a leftist, ignoring that most of America is not leftist-curious.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Eagleid 3/5/2020 11:48:08 AM (No. 337634)
Gem after gem, what a read!
I actually have more respect for Bernie than for any of the other Democrats. Think of 10 HS kids incessantly talking about going skinny dipping. When the day comes to meet up at the swimming hole, nine of them show up in their skivvies, while Bernie is bopping around in his birthday suit. The others feign disgust and outrage, fearing he’ll “expose” the whole pack of them to ridicule and rejection. Yet, they know full well that as soon as they’re in the pool, their unmentionables will come off, too.
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Another A+ article from Kurt
ROFLMAO
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