Secretary Alfred E Newman Outlines Federal
Response to Gas Crisis – “We Understand
The Concerns” About The Concerns That
Need to Be Understood
Conservative Treeehouse,
by
Sundance
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
5/13/2021 1:42:12 PM
Transportation Secretary Alfred E Newman took center stage today to outline the White House response to the gas crisis as people up and down the East coast are unable to find fuel. We are so screwed with these professional political idiots, who have never held a real private sector job, in charge of U.S. policy.
Secretary Newman is skilled in the use of parseltongue: ‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Zeek Wolfe 5/13/2021 1:48:13 PM (No. 784438)
What. me worry?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Hairy Eyeball 5/13/2021 1:49:21 PM (No. 784440)
He looks more like Alfred E Newman and Fauci's love child.
21 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
2assume 5/13/2021 1:50:12 PM (No. 784443)
maybe people will wake up when the stores are empty because the trucks have no fuel to transport the merchandise to the stores where no one works because they are paid not to work. It doesn’t matter because people are being paid not to make the stuff that can’t get to the store that people are paid not to work in. So the money they are paid won’t be able to buy stuff that ain’t being made. Get my drift.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 5/13/2021 1:55:13 PM (No. 784445)
Whaaaaaa....??? I need to circle back on that.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
czechlist 5/13/2021 1:57:05 PM (No. 784448)
This klown was awarded the Bronze Star for outstanding administrative work while deployed in Afghanistan ( not combat). My dad was wounded twice in WWII combat, once while covering a successful retreat, after which he and his command were abandoned, and again while escaping a POW camp. No decorations for him other than 1 Purple Heart. Meanwhile heroes like "Buttplug and Carrie" are celebrated.
32 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
red1066 5/13/2021 2:03:23 PM (No. 784458)
I'd circle back to that question, but I ran out of gas.
19 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 5/13/2021 2:06:23 PM (No. 784463)
Sadly, this up and comer moron makes more sense than Biden. We are so screwed!
15 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Luandir 5/13/2021 2:10:45 PM (No. 784471)
Neuman.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
moebellini3 5/13/2021 2:19:34 PM (No. 784482)
LMAO, please tell me that's not his real name. He must be the twin because the DNA is exactly the same. The Biden administration is full of them. Pathetic..
10 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Rama41 5/13/2021 2:22:32 PM (No. 784484)
Alfred E. Newman. For those of us who remember him, perfect. The Transportation Secretary's word-to-thought ratio is exceedingly high today; I nominate him as this week's winner of the Biden spokesmen's what's-wrong-now competition.
11 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 5/13/2021 2:24:20 PM (No. 784488)
One of the problems with these morons is they think they are making sense. I'll bet five bucks each of them think they are the smartest one in the room and have shelves full of participation trophies. Not real trophies for being on winning teams mind you, but trophies for not missing a single practice.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
dst4life 5/13/2021 2:25:17 PM (No. 784489)
I'm suppose to listen to that character from Mad Magazine?! I don't think so.
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My only regret is that President Trump didn’t fire more Civil Servants while in office...
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Where else but America can a diminuative homosexual mayor of a small town in Indiana aspire to running for president of the free world and settle for controlling the nation's economic lifeblood?
If one had a mind, it would be baffled
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
marbles 5/13/2021 3:03:16 PM (No. 784522)
Responding without answering ..that's politics.
12 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
LanceLink1 5/13/2021 3:03:40 PM (No. 784523)
I understand everyone's concerns and you need to understand your concerns are understood by this administration. Our concerns are understanding that your concerns are not in conflict with what is understood. The thing of it is is, it is what it is as before was was was was was is. Now that you understand what the concerns are you will also not have concerns of what is not understood.
I hope the clarifies any misunderstanding. So what are your concerns?
18 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 5/13/2021 3:29:01 PM (No. 784539)
He's worse than Norman (No profiling) Mineta or Frederico (ValuJet booster) Pena.
4 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Krause 5/13/2021 4:35:57 PM (No. 784600)
Don't be too hard on him, he's just a little boy.
5 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
john56 5/13/2021 5:18:22 PM (No. 784632)
I knew Alfred E, Neuman ... from years of buying MAD Magazine and hiding it from my mom and the nuns at school.
Pete whatever your name is, you're no Alfred E. Neuman.
8 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Right Time 5/13/2021 5:48:23 PM (No. 784684)
All I can say is:
WHAT A NITWIT !!
4 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
4Justice 5/13/2021 7:31:57 PM (No. 784807)
The name fits!
2 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
Folsomguy 5/13/2021 7:43:28 PM (No. 784817)
I'm with #1. When I saw the headline I thought it was a joke from Mad. After reading the story I find out it is a joke but from the biden administration.
5 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
TCloud 5/13/2021 7:49:50 PM (No. 784825)
Hey Vern, did you see this? Vern says oh whuppity do; another Alfred E Newman!
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
MickTurn 5/14/2021 9:11:20 AM (No. 785258)
Where do the Democraps find all these Exceptionally STUPID people? You'd think they would run out but it never happens.
2 people like this.
Buttboy of course has nothing else to run on but his sexuality. This is what you get with identity politics. Incompetence. Breathtaking incompetence.
Told you.
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