Trust The Dog Scientists: Joe Biden
Bizarrely Claims That Dogs May Help
Cure Cancer
Trending Politics,
by
Collin Rugg
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
3/25/2021 2:05:02 AM
On Tuesday in Ohio during a brief appearance in front of the media, President Joe Biden claimed that dogs may help cure cancer. The President was visiting the Ohio Cancer Center when he said that “dogs may help cure cancer.”“By the way. Dogs may help cure cancer,” Biden said as his speech began to slur. “Not a joke. Dogs are able to … they’re using dogs now … to smell cancer in people’s legs, in people’s bodies, not a joke, it’s a fascinating thing.”WATCH: (Video) TMZ reacted to the bizarre claim:The Prez showered dogs with tons of praise Tuesday during a visit to Ohio State University’s James Cancer Hospital,
Reply 1 - Posted by:
OhioNick 3/25/2021 2:20:41 AM (No. 734381)
Marmaduke, Snoopy and Scooby-Doo can cure cancer? Who knew?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Annie Xango 3/25/2021 2:45:41 AM (No. 734401)
I think his middle name needs to be Not A Joke...rather than come on man
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What happened to the Biden Cancer Foundation ? You know the one a Pfizer board member was part of and never gave a grant ?
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
franq 3/25/2021 5:56:02 AM (No. 734453)
What can cats cure?
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
doctorfixit 3/25/2021 6:20:33 AM (No. 734458)
Im sure dogs would do a better job than Fauci does at curing Wuhan.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Strike3 3/25/2021 6:53:23 AM (No. 734482)
All that Joe's dogs did for him was break his foot while he was doing some naked wrestling.
This is not as much of a joke as it sounds, my dogs have improved my life immensely and since nothing else cures cancer even though we have been financing a "cure" for 80 years, he may be on to something.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
hershey 3/25/2021 7:09:27 AM (No. 734487)
Dogs finding cancer is a long shot from curing it...I was a K9 handler and a dog can be taught to sniff out anything..like dead bodies underwater, cancer, drugs, etc. They can't cure it because my current companion was operated on almost 4 years ago for cancer and has survived.
About the only thing they can't sniff out is stupidity...
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
A.I. 3/25/2021 8:19:57 AM (No. 734562)
Joe probably got some medical advice from Dr. Jill.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
CajunGOP 3/25/2021 8:43:22 AM (No. 734582)
Apparently Joe doesn't know the difference between detect and cure.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 3/25/2021 9:10:07 AM (No. 734610)
Only DA Joe would find inspiration and wisdom in a creature that licks its own behind.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
snowoutlaw 3/25/2021 9:17:43 AM (No. 734618)
So is that why Joe is always sniffing woman/girls?
If Joe's dog had tripped him at the top of the stairs it would have gone a long way to finding a cure.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
OkieTom 3/25/2021 9:18:32 AM (No. 734620)
Everyone knows dogs cannot perform computerized tomography,
but catscan.
On the other hand, all our furry, feathered, and scaly friends can perform positron emission tomography.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 3/25/2021 9:49:04 AM (No. 734649)
Not supporting Biden, but there is some truth to his claim.
Some dogs have been trained to sniff out cancer. Others could detect seizures and others could detect a diabetic have high or low blood sugar.
Had one Chihuahua that could detect seizures in another dog. Also had a Chihuahua that could detect a person with a pacemaker.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 3/25/2021 9:53:26 AM (No. 734652)
Yeah Joe as long as you let the dog do it's job and don't pull it's tail while you stand in the nude, you pervert.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
qr4j 3/25/2021 10:06:46 AM (No. 734668)
Okay . . . really? If Mr. Trump had made any such claim, or even said the words "dog" and "cure" in the same sentence, he would have been lampooned all over the press. I am so disgusted with this boob.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Anti_democRAT 3/25/2021 10:16:47 AM (No. 734683)
I hunt labrador retrievers. Their sense of smell is supernatural. No man made instrument comes close to the detection threshold of a labradors nose. If cancer has a unique smell they can smell it.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
bighambone 3/25/2021 1:50:56 PM (No. 734915)
As usual Biden was confused, and that is a bad habit for a President to have, as in a pinch he could order the wrong country bombed! No doubt dogs can be trained to smell out anything that emits even a faint oder, as their noses are very sensitive to smells. But dogs curing cancer, not a chance, even a moron would know that.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
DVC 3/25/2021 4:00:12 PM (No. 735035)
Traitor Joe was a corrupt, meaner than a snake, idiot before his brain broke down. He will say anything.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Mushroom 3/25/2021 5:17:42 PM (No. 735099)
#4 The desire to own pets.
#7 That would have made your job way too easy, the scent is FAR to common in your 'customer' base.
#9 I'm reasonably sure you have the correct answer, the guy is losing it. To what degree..I don't know. I'm reasonably sure he is aware of it and it may explain some of his more recent 'meanness'. His older strikes of foolishness and cruelty can be easily explained by his arrogance.
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