How to Get a Birth Certificate for Dummies:
A Guide for Democrats Who Oppose Secure Elections
The Western Journal,
by
Johnathan Jones
Original Article
Posted By: ConservativeYankee,
2/24/2026 8:00:43 AM
The Democratic Party’s latest talking point against the SAVE Act is almost performance art in its absurdity.
We are now expected to believe that birth certificates are mystical documents, whispered about in legend but never actually seen. They are simply too elusive for modern Americans to locate and too burdensome for a civilized society to require.
Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom and socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders, an independent from Vermont, have both recently claimed they do not know where their vital records are, as though those documents vanished into the same void as missing socks. “I don’t have my birth certificate,” Sanders said last week. “God knows how I get it.”
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
volksford 2/24/2026 8:21:03 AM (No. 2072553)
I suggest the Obama method....just print one up .
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
DVC 2/24/2026 8:52:11 AM (No. 2072565)
I have had a passport continously since I was about 12 when we first moved overseas to live. Even an expired passport is valid proof of citizenship.
Newscum and Commie Burnie are liars, frauds and .....HAVE passports.
And, as the author says, the people who have real problems coming up with a valid birth certificate are .....people not born in the USA.
Barry the Kenyan would be a prime example, with his phony as a three dollar bill fake 'birth certificate'.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
mobyclik 2/24/2026 8:53:11 AM (No. 2072566)
FTA: ''I don’t have my birth certificate,” Sanders said last week. “God knows how I get it.”
Well, you lying POS, do a 15 second search on the internet and request a copy of it. Not everyone is as dumb as you pretend to be.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Namma 2/24/2026 8:57:15 AM (No. 2072569)
WOW... must be true, dems are not intelligent enough to obtain a copy of their birth certificate.
All Bernie has to do is go to the city he was born in and ask for copy of his birth certificate. It's really rather easy. Bernie probably does not go because it will cost him a few bucks! It's not FREE.
or he could do just like hussien, and use someone else's info. UNBELIVABLE !
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 2/24/2026 10:04:38 AM (No. 2072600)
Fraud is the democrat base. They can't lose that. Will someone please tell me how the mail in ballots mess fits into this.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
chumley 2/24/2026 10:27:18 AM (No. 2072611)
My grandma never had a birth certificate. She wanted to visit us in Europe in the 60s, so she needed one to get a passport. She did the forms to get a first birth certificate made (60 years late), got the certificate, applied for the passport and we had a great visit.
If a little old widow can do it, I dont see why others cant.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
jimincalif 2/24/2026 10:43:31 AM (No. 2072618)
Bernie just needs to fill out a request form, in Russian, and send it to the clerk’s office in Moscow with the appropriate fee.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
ldb51 2/24/2026 10:49:05 AM (No. 2072622)
So Sanders says "I just passed a law last week. God knows how I'm going to obey it." Arrogant, useless, devious, and racist piece of Socialist garbage.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
padiva 2/24/2026 10:50:57 AM (No. 2072624)
Great read!
Likewise, my grandmother never had a birth certificate. She wasn't expected to live when she was born. years later, her older brother vouched for her age.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
paral04 2/24/2026 10:57:26 AM (No. 2072627)
What a load of garbage. Those guys have Passports which will do the same thing as a Birth Certificate which You can get at the Bureau of Vital Statistics either at your city or state level. One or two phone calls to find out will do the trick.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
bighambone 2/24/2026 11:05:35 AM (No. 2072633)
The big immediate reasons why the leftist, progressive, and socialist Democrats are against the so-called SAVE Act, do not want any illegal aliens to be deported, and claim that they want the Federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency (ICE) and all effective immigration enforcement activities and operations throughout the USA to be abolished, is that the Democrats consider mass uncontrolled illegal immigration to be their tool to import a future foreign origin leftist Democrat political constituency of mostly Third World illegal aliens in unlimited numbers, who they want to be remain ensconced in the leftist Democrat politically controlled so-called sanctuary cities and states and be counted in future US Censuses, causing the future redistricting (moving) of as many congressional districts as possible from their current locations into those sanctuary cities and states based upon their increased illegal alien populations numbering in the tens of millions, with the resulting elections in those new congressional districts bound to be won by leftist Democrat politicians thus giving the leftist Democrats majority permanent control of the House of Representatives.
Beyond that, the leftist, progressive, and socialist Democrats intend to grant the current illegal alien population, thought to be between ten and twenty million mostly poor and uneducated Third World origin people a so-called “humane” Democrat designed “comprehensive immigration reform amnesty” that would legalize that population and put them on “a path to citizenship” thus allowing the leftist Democrats to transform as much of that foreign origin population as possible into becoming future leftist Democrat supporters and voters on into the future, thus placing the leftist, progressive, and socialist Democrats in permanent political control of the USA by permanently changing the political voter demographics across the USA. As for the leftist Democrat opposition to the SAVE Act, common sense with tell you that the leftist Democrats know that they have benefited from uncovered large scale voter fraud and do not want that to change. Common sense will also tell you that if those leftist Democrat “dreams” ever become reality that the future USA would be massively “flooded” with untold millions of future illegal aliens, with the vast majority coming from Third World countries, who would know that they would face the consequence of being arrested and deported, who the leftist Democrats believe will also become part of their vast and growing foreign born constituency groups in the future, eventually even changing the greater population demographics of the USA into that of a minority-majority country keeping the Democrats in perpetual political control of the USA able to convert the country into some sort of socialist utopia. If that were to occur the USA no doubt would be unable to administer and enforce future effective borders and immigration laws. It’s all political!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 2/24/2026 11:06:58 AM (No. 2072635)
“I don’t have my birth certificate,” Sanders said last week. “God knows how I get it.”
If true, Sanders is too stupid to be a Senator. Besides, all HE would have to do is ask his staff to get it for him. Duh! Of course, Bernie is just doing political theater.
Now Nuisance, he IS probably too dumb to know how to get a birth certificate. He apparently is not too stupid to be governor of CA but they shouldn't let him loose to run around the country and talk to people. He's an embarrassment.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Philipsonh 2/24/2026 11:07:37 AM (No. 2072636)
To Reply #4. No, It is NOT that easy. You contact the municipality in which you were born and ASK where you can NOW obtain your birth certificate. The offices which give out birth certificates have often changed throughout the years. A relative in Colorado was born in UpState NYS and, living here, I had to hunt down the correct office, which has been relocated few times. ( She needed a passport to travel overseas). Often it is NOT a city, but a County that issues the documents. But, it isn't difficult, as Democrats would have you believe, as long as you are breathing.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
stablemoney 2/24/2026 11:07:49 AM (No. 2072637)
Don't underestimate the Democrats ability to get voter ID's, birth certificates, and ballots manufactured. Democrats excel at fraud.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
mariboo72 2/24/2026 11:30:12 AM (No. 2072646)
My husband probably doesn't know where his birth certificate is, but I do. Wives tend to take care of things like that. Bernie's and Gavin's wives probably know where theirs are, too.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
SnowQueen 2/24/2026 11:55:38 AM (No. 2072653)
As a wife and mom, I have *MULTIPLE* copies of birth certificates for me, my husband, my children, and even my ex-husband. Helpful hint: when you order certified copies of birth certificates for the kids, get multiple copies so you'll have backups. The cost of getting more than one copy is next to nothing.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Venturer 2/24/2026 1:37:36 PM (No. 2072676)
If you are a Senator and do not know how to obtain a birth certificate you are too frigging stupid to be a Senator.
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But let's just state the truth. Bernie is lying.
Bernie spent his honeymoon in Russia. He had to have his birth certificate to get his passport to go there and he had to have it to get back. IMO any person running for any elected office in our country should have to show his birth certificate before taking the oath of office. In the case of Democrats---prove you are American before you try to destroy America.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
hershey 2/24/2026 2:03:24 PM (No. 2072686)
They don't need to know how...if the figure it out, there will just be more illegals voting...gotta put a stop to this insanity...
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
bighambone 2/24/2026 2:12:43 PM (No. 2072690)
A couple of weeks ago my better half and I went to the Department of Motor Vehicles office (DMV) to get her a State ID card that is also a so-called a “REAL ID” signified as such by the little star located at the top right corner of the card. All we had to do to verify her identity was to show her Texas birth certificate, and her drivers license that was also a REAL ID” that was about to expire.There was no charge. All that took about 15 minutes.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
MickTurn 2/24/2026 2:36:26 PM (No. 2072705)
I was looking for mine the other day, guess what, I HAVE 2 of them, issued hours apart, all the info is the same.
I have to assume I can now VOTE TWICE in EVERY ELECTION, and still be LEGAL!!!!!!!!
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
crashnburn 2/24/2026 3:09:20 PM (No. 2072716)
#20 Only if you are a DemoRoid.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 2/24/2026 10:52:34 PM (No. 2072810)
After reading this about Bernie and Gavin not knowing where their birth certificates are, it sounds like they would be perfect running together on the democrat ticket.
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