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Teens who jumped ex-DOGE staffer Edward
‘Big Balls’ Coristine avoid jail,
sentenced to probation

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Posted By: mc squared, 10/15/2025 10:43:15 AM

Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court. The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court on Tuesday, just over two months after the pair were arrested for the savage Aug. 3 attack, WUSA9 reported. The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter.

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Followup on attack on Big Balls in August.
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Reply 1 - Posted by: slipstik 10/15/2025 11:01:04 AM (No. 2017079)
Y'all know what happens when the judiciary fails consistently to punish crime, right? Vigilante justice. It's coming.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Maggie2u 10/15/2025 11:05:49 AM (No. 2017081)
Poster#2, that's exactly what the leftists are hoping for. Then they can declare martial law and confiscate all guns and if anyone resists they could be shot.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Maggie2u 10/15/2025 11:06:24 AM (No. 2017083)
Sorry, that comment was meant for poster #1.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Lazyman 10/15/2025 11:22:19 AM (No. 2017091)
This is the reason the cities are a mess and should be avoided.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: earlybird 10/15/2025 11:36:02 AM (No. 2017097)
They never caught the other 8 assailants.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: itsonlyme 10/15/2025 11:37:09 AM (No. 2017098)
Names
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Mizz Fixxit 10/15/2025 11:45:16 AM (No. 2017103)
Democrat run cities have fallen. No go zones for me.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: 5 handicap 10/15/2025 11:51:15 AM (No. 2017105)
I hate it when they fail to publish the name of the Sleazy, Dirtbag, low-life, POS Judge who failed the system once again!
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Reply 9 - Posted by: DVC 10/15/2025 12:04:16 PM (No. 2017111)
Well, of course. And they will be doing it again next week.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 10/15/2025 12:13:32 PM (No. 2017123)
What you encourage you get more of.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Namma 10/15/2025 12:19:16 PM (No. 2017130)
did the DC court send them on an all inclusive vacay to Disney Land for being such wonder kids.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: MickTurn 10/15/2025 12:29:22 PM (No. 2017144)
Where's Paul Kersey (the Vigilante) when we need him?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: ConservativeYankee 10/15/2025 1:52:49 PM (No. 2017189)
Before you know it, they'll be in trouble again. This is just the beginning of their criminal careers.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: jalo1951 10/15/2025 2:05:23 PM (No. 2017193)
Well this will give the children time to get a gym membership. You know, bulk up those childish muscles. That way when they decide to beat someone else up they can brain damage them or maybe a nice stroke. And they will let them out again and they can work toward a murder. Maybe the judge can just roll up a newspaper and smack them on the nose. Bad boys, bad, bad boys. Disgusting.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Venturer 10/15/2025 4:29:37 PM (No. 2017234)
Again: the police did their job and the Judge sends them home.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: chumley 10/15/2025 4:49:41 PM (No. 2017247)
Is "teens" still code word for "black"? Its so hard to keep up anymore.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: PeasantNumberThree 10/15/2025 6:08:24 PM (No. 2017273)
These "yoots" should be sent to jail. Grown-up jail.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Heil Liberals 10/15/2025 10:42:48 PM (No. 2017336)
If they are old enough to jump and beat a man senseless, then they are old enough to be named, photo identified, and properly punished. More coddling by the American Injustice system.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Mizz Fixxit 10/16/2025 3:25:52 AM (No. 2017350)
Judge Kendra D. Briggs.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: Sully 10/16/2025 4:55:29 AM (No. 2017366)
Why weren't they held in adult jail until they gave up their 8 accomplices? Why weren't they sentenced for attempted car jacking? Adult crime adult time. Judge is a joke and is the reason President Trump has cleaned up DC.
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