Far-Left Pundit Exaggerates Self-Worth,
Hires Security So Trump Admin Can’t
Snatch Him Off the Street
Red State,
by
Rusty Weiss
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
4/6/2025 9:54:58 AM
Elie Mystal, a far-left columnist for The Nation, is so petrified of the Trump administration snatching him off the street because of his articles that he has allegedly hired security to keep him safe.
This, according to Mystal himself.
The author of the new book "Bad Law: Ten Popular Laws That Are Ruining America" appeared with Charlamagne the God on "The Breakfast Club" late last week and promptly demonstrated little to no grasp of current law.
Mystal is not an illegal immigrant (he was born in Queens, and his father was a prominent political figure in Suffolk County, New York—a legal Haitian migrant), nor does he have a student visa.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
Venturer 4/6/2025 9:58:59 AM (No. 1927867)
I got to tell you something Hoss.
If the government plans to snatch you a body guard is useless.
There's too many of them, and they carry the force of law.
16 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
winmag 4/6/2025 10:00:01 AM (No. 1927868)
Trump doesn't even know who this juvenile punk racist is, let alone find him annoying enough to incarcerate.
20 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
czechlist 4/6/2025 10:09:11 AM (No. 1927879)
another minority lefty sowing fear which is all they have to sway opinion as they have had no sensible alternative ideas for decades.
And, as usual, no evidence nor example, just accusations.
16 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
treecat 4/6/2025 10:20:53 AM (No. 1927884)
Who?
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Cindiana 4/6/2025 10:35:43 AM (No. 1927890)
I finally watched video of this delusional, self-consumed, bloviating whale.
Nobody's snatching him up without a tow truck.
15 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
jalo1951 4/6/2025 10:43:41 AM (No. 1927894)
Sorry, but no one wants you. No one watches you and no one cares what you say. Almost no one knows who you are. I mean look who you work for. If you were snatched off the street (they would need a crane) it would be to take you to a hair stylist for a new do. It appears you are suffering from self esteem issues. This is almost funny if not for the pathetic nature of this nonsense. But I am sure the security personnel thank you for the job. Must be pretty easy. Of course it is not safe to be out and about in NYC and they might protect him from a random act of violence. With his girth he would be an easy target. His need to make himself the issue needs to be addressed. There are good doctors out there who would be happy to help him.
12 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
kono 4/6/2025 10:43:52 AM (No. 1927895)
tha
Host misspells his own name.
Should be Charlie the Dork, anyway.
5 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Penelope27 4/6/2025 10:45:47 AM (No. 1927896)
As long as taxpayers are not paying for his "security," who cares? He can be as delusional as he wants to be.
14 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Vaquero45 4/6/2025 10:55:29 AM (No. 1927900)
I see this bozo’s rantings occasionally when they’re shown by Gutfeld, Jesse Waters or Laura Ingraham. He’s a perfect representation of the nutcases on the left. I doubt that he has a bodyguard; he’s just pretending to be so dangerous to the Trump administration that he’s liable to be attacked to keep him quiet.
Memo to Mystal: no one cares, arsewipe.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
farmwife 4/6/2025 11:00:11 AM (No. 1927902)
More left wing attention seeking.
9 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
volksford 4/6/2025 11:02:01 AM (No. 1927904)
The paranoid human Q-Tip
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Californian 4/6/2025 11:08:40 AM (No. 1927906)
Lmao,
1) no one is getting snatched off the street
2) no one cares about you
3) if the Feds wanted to snatch you off the street, you're snatched, your private security will step back and watch as men-in-black move in for you
4) you're totally insane and just looking for attention
5) no, you didn't hire anyone
6) take your meds
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
philsner 4/6/2025 11:10:08 AM (No. 1927908)
The left never forgets its projection.
4 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 4/6/2025 11:23:39 AM (No. 1927913)
Paranoia, the destroyer.
7 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
dwa 4/6/2025 11:27:56 AM (No. 1927916)
Mystal sure has a high opinion of himself if he thinks he even matters in the scheme of things. He is also very mentally ill, but the nice thing is that he is living ins self imposed fear which will hopefully negatively affect his health long term.
5 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
DVC 4/6/2025 11:36:54 AM (No. 1927919)
These folks really are mentally unbalanced, and they start believing their own lies and fantasies.
4 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
earlybird 4/6/2025 11:40:43 AM (No. 1927923)
Self-aggrandizing publicity stunt,
4 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Moritz55 4/6/2025 11:41:20 AM (No. 1927926)
Typical Leftist—wasting money on something unnecessary.
3 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
snakeoil 4/6/2025 11:41:43 AM (No. 1927927)
What's with this guy's hair? Haven't seen anything like that since I removed lint from the dryer.
7 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
earlybird 4/6/2025 11:49:25 AM (No. 1927937)
Noisy post-menopausal fat black guy in a bad wig.
3 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
BarryNo 4/6/2025 12:01:57 PM (No. 1927945)
A fool and his money...
Do you think for one microsecond that if the American Government on American soil would be stopped by private security from "snatching'+" who ever they cared too, with Seal Team Six or other available forces if you were even worth their time you are Cray-cray. These people say they are the party of "LOVE", but anyone who argues with them is, "Hitler"! Guns are bad, unless they arm their bodyguards. Kill the unborn, Euthanize the infirm, confuse and sterilize children...
Makes me wonder if there are any SANE people over there.
3 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
franq 4/6/2025 12:10:57 PM (No. 1927957)
Until I saw recent pictures, I had never heard of this person. And frankly, based on the name and picture, could not tell if it was a man or woman.
0 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
Newtsche 4/6/2025 12:24:03 PM (No. 1927976)
Elie is really worried about the dog catcher. As a side note, he does have fleas and smells bad when wet.
2 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 4/6/2025 12:35:42 PM (No. 1927994)
Forget Elie. Deport his barber.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 4/6/2025 1:12:40 PM (No. 1928024)
Just like Rosie O'Donnell - a non-entity with an exaggerated sense of self-importance. Trump can't be bothered with either, but let them waste their money trying to "evade" him.
0 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
DiegoDude 4/6/2025 1:12:42 PM (No. 1928025)
Talk about being full of yourself, or something else, like bulls$#@. No, just let this fool wander around and spout the stupid stuff he does.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Hermit_Crab 4/6/2025 1:39:56 PM (No. 1928044)
E-Lie
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
TCloud 4/6/2025 2:14:11 PM (No. 1928070)
I know a guy at the gym who can lift him and toss him in paddy wagon NO SWEAT!
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
anniebc 4/6/2025 3:49:31 PM (No. 1928116)
It would take a crane or something to "grab" his wide butt off the street.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
hershey 4/6/2025 4:04:14 PM (No. 1928126)
Sorry dude, Trump doesn't work like that..only democraps do...and stage riots to entrap honest people...
0 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
udanja99 4/6/2025 6:45:48 PM (No. 1928195)
Elie, get over yourself. You’re not worth Trump’s time.
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Elie is afraid he's going to be snatched off the street! Well, maybe that's going to happen. If I were he, I'd be worried, hearing footsteps, because I'd know I was guilty of something ... like writing for The Nation. Fear fear fear. Wallow in it, fool.