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Bill Clinton announces new memoir and
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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 4/8/2024 10:54:15 PM

Former President Bill Clinton announced that he’s penned an upcoming memoir on his life since leaving the White House, including coming clean on “mistakes” he’s made. The nation’s 42nd president’s new book “Citizen: My Life After the White House” is set to be released in November after the election and should be a real page-turner although some social media users aren’t sold that it will be a truly in-depth account from the man who once wagged his finger in Americans’ faces and insisted “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” “My last 23 years have been fascinating, filled with family life and foundation work, with heroes and heartbreak.


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Reply 1 - Posted by: MindMadeUp 4/8/2024 11:00:25 PM (No. 1695582)
Books like this are simply mechanisms for laundering bribes and other illegal payments.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: DVC 4/8/2024 11:09:24 PM (No. 1695588)
Written down lies, that's all it is.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Quigley 4/8/2024 11:22:18 PM (No. 1695603)
He is so funny looking now!! It’s amazing that the “sophisticated” elites like that redneck rube. Don’t forget to write about why you had astroturf in the bed of your el camino. And picking up Chelsea’s friends in high school. And the stairwells you’ve lurked under.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Dodge Boy 4/8/2024 11:54:36 PM (No. 1695606)
I don't imagine BJ's book will say a lot about Billary and Arkancide. Or the trips to Epstein's island. Wonder who the poor sap is who had to ghost-write the book for him.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: padiva 4/9/2024 12:08:13 AM (No. 1695611)
How many chapters will be dedicated to the Energizer Bunny? Don't forget: How I made the SS pay rent for a building on my property so the could protect me. DNA test- Who is Chelsea's real daddy? My friend Jeffrey Eptsein: I actually posed for the painting while wearing the blue dress. How to hide from the SS when I want to travel without them. Hiding money for the Haiti disaster relief fund was a piece of cake.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: JimBob 4/9/2024 12:50:18 AM (No. 1695620)
I was going to write a sarcastic comment, but the L-Dotter's before me have it pretty well covered.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: vhs68 4/9/2024 1:03:23 AM (No. 1695627)
The only thing i want to read about Bill Clinton is his obituary..............
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Lawsy0 4/9/2024 1:06:37 AM (No. 1695631)
Poor Bill. Still tied to the PIAPS with strings of steel. They are used to it by now, AND they have grandchildren. How sweet.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: itsonlyme 4/9/2024 2:23:07 AM (No. 1695657)
Cigar Bill and "is"
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Reply 10 - Posted by: mifla 4/9/2024 3:04:16 AM (No. 1695664)
The deal made with the devil when one is young looked good at the time, but now that years have passed, it is time to pay the piper.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Strike3 4/9/2024 4:19:24 AM (No. 1695697)
Government and school libraries will be forced to buy it. Nothing about the Clintons is honest and open with the Clinton Foundation probably holding ten times as much money as the Biden Crime Family ever thought about stealing. Chelsea and her deadbeat husband will never work a day in their lives.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: WhamDBambam 4/9/2024 6:45:04 AM (No. 1695730)
“My last 23 years have been fascinating, filled with family life and foundation work and underage women on Pedo Island.”
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Reply 13 - Posted by: DiegoDude 4/9/2024 6:57:45 AM (No. 1695742)
Doubt this book will come wrapped in black plastic with a XXX rating.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: franq 4/9/2024 8:02:13 AM (No. 1695774)
He must need an infusion of cash. No socially redeeming reason to publish this book.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: broken01 4/9/2024 8:10:25 AM (No. 1695782)
It will be titled "I Really Did Not Have Sex With That Woman."
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Reply 16 - Posted by: udanja99 4/9/2024 8:29:05 AM (No. 1695794)
#8, I wonder if he even knows the names of his grandchildren. I’m pretty sure that PIAPS doesn’t. Anyone else notice that we almost never see pictures of them with those kids?
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Reply 17 - Posted by: udanja99 4/9/2024 8:33:08 AM (No. 1695796)
Hit submit too soon. … “and never forget that every life is a story that, regardless of time and circumstance, deserves to be seen and heard.” Slick, how do you square that statement with your support and celebration of abortion?
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Reply 18 - Posted by: NorthernDog 4/9/2024 9:25:23 AM (No. 1695824)
His first book was 1,000 pages of tripe. Who is up for 1,000 more? Most copies will be counted as 'sold' but will go straight to the dump.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: MickTurn 4/9/2024 9:39:59 AM (No. 1695832)
I did NOT have Sex with that memoir!
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Reply 20 - Posted by: hershey 4/9/2024 9:49:51 AM (No. 1695837)
Oh, just what I needed... a refill on the door to my outhouse....
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Reply 21 - Posted by: danu 4/9/2024 3:00:00 PM (No. 1696034)
we'd prefer to read an exhaustive audit of the griftoon goebbel initiative
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Reply 22 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 4/9/2024 8:28:39 PM (No. 1696203)
Everybody point and laugh at BJ Clinton.
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