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University of Helsinki gives Greta Thunberg
a Doctorate of Theology

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Posted By: WhamDBambam, 3/21/2023 10:38:58 AM

Climate Change is a religion. We all know that. The University of Helsinki has decided to make that official by giving Greta Thunberg an honorary Doctorate of Theology at the ripe old age of 20. Pretty sure she hasn’t graduated from High School, but maybe I am wrong. I thought she dropped out to become a climate change activist. Now that she is Dr. Thunberg she can glue herself to Volkswagens or something. Isn’t that what activists with Ph. D.s do these days?


Now we can have a "Doctor Greta" to go along with our "Dr. Jill." Actually, I think that the University's awarding her a "theology" doctorate may be a subtile dig at her "expertise."

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Reply 1 - Posted by: tootall 3/21/2023 10:48:00 AM (No. 1430054)
I have heard that from this point forward, she/her needs to be addressed as Dr Greta Thunberg. At the White House and maybe the UN at least.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 3/21/2023 10:51:33 AM (No. 1430058)
Plus all the herring she can eat.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: southernboy 3/21/2023 10:53:14 AM (No. 1430060)
I'm sure the conversation between Dr. Thunberg and Dr. Biden will be sparkling and enlightening! s/ I have a cousin who was married to a Dr. She introduces herself as "Mrs. Dr. Smith."
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Hazymac 3/21/2023 10:54:48 AM (No. 1430062)
How dare they!
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Reply 5 - Posted by: cjjeepercreeper 3/21/2023 11:02:28 AM (No. 1430065)
You seriously can't make stuff like this up.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Venturer 3/21/2023 11:06:55 AM (No. 1430069)
Trust the science. LMAO
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Reply 7 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 3/21/2023 11:13:07 AM (No. 1430072)
Please book this insufferable twit on the next one-way launch into deep space.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: downnout 3/21/2023 11:18:12 AM (No. 1430076)
I don’t think Greta believes in a Supreme Being, unless it’s Algore.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Axeman 3/21/2023 11:35:31 AM (No. 1430090)
Her religion is climatism. She is a high priestess. This is quite the dig at her. Let the jokes commence!
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Reply 10 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua 3/21/2023 11:39:32 AM (No. 1430096)
Don't call it climate change. Call it climate theology. It is a religion to these people. “When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.” ― G.K. Chesterton
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Reply 11 - Posted by: BluesClues 3/21/2023 11:42:17 AM (No. 1430102)
Wow, sucks if you acutally have a Theology Phd. What a way to make your degree worthless.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: bad-hair 3/21/2023 11:49:29 AM (No. 1430112)
So she'll fit right in with doctor Jesse Jackson and Doctor Al Sharpton. When's Swedish History Month ?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Newtsche 3/21/2023 12:27:07 PM (No. 1430139)
Gaia will not be mocked, you can't fool Mother Nature.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: legalart 3/21/2023 12:29:24 PM (No. 1430141)
My first reaction at the news was repulsion and disgust, although it surprised me that there was any study of God left in Helsinki, much less that the degree would be bestowed on this flunkie lunatic. But, on further reflection, it is totally appropriate and logical; she has become a bona fide expert on all things demonic. Next stop: canonization.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: cor-vet 3/21/2023 12:30:57 PM (No. 1430142)
It appears college doctorates are almost as prestigious as Nobel prizes!
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Quigley 3/21/2023 12:43:37 PM (No. 1430155)
When i think of all the CO2 emitted to accomplish this, i can only ask How Dare You!!
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Reply 17 - Posted by: mc squared 3/21/2023 12:48:14 PM (No. 1430158)
The Babylon Bee is really reaching for this one.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: RedWhiteBlue 3/21/2023 12:57:43 PM (No. 1430165)
And only GOD is in charge of the weather. God-Made-Global-Warming.
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Reply 19 - Posted by: TarAndFeathers 3/21/2023 1:06:55 PM (No. 1430172)
Thunberg’s honorary degree is in Theology, hence she can style herself Th.D. Brings to mind the Scarecrow who was awarded the degree ‘Doctor of Thinkology’, or Th.D. by the Wizard of Oz. Scarecrow, like La Greta, sought a brain. Someone in Helsinki has a well-developed sense of humor.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: Historybuff 3/21/2023 1:41:46 PM (No. 1430191)
All without finishing high school. If you realize that she is an actress. (Opera singer mom actor father ). And performs the role of angry child who cannot show you cause and effect, or explain that she believes the earth was finished when she got here. Performance in the world stage. Take a bow Greta the thespian.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: Kate318 3/21/2023 1:59:01 PM (No. 1430201)
Theatre of the Absurd.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: jayjeti 3/21/2023 2:17:06 PM (No. 1430214)
It just goes to show how these irrational liberals can't think in the real world to give a climate alarmist a doctorate, no less, in theology -- Wacked out stupid people.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: hershey 3/21/2023 3:16:37 PM (No. 1430246)
I sit here in utter disbelief....a Doctor of Theology???? Has she started her own religion...oh, wait, yeah, she probably renamed climate change....
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Reply 24 - Posted by: Highvoltage 3/21/2023 3:59:59 PM (No. 1430270)
She does no even realize how more irrelevant this makes her. She appears to be a pagan worshipper. They go back to biblical times and as I recall they didn’t fare well
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Reply 25 - Posted by: thekidsmom66 3/21/2023 4:50:49 PM (No. 1430295)
Good grief! That's farcical!
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Reply 26 - Posted by: Faithfully 3/21/2023 5:31:36 PM (No. 1430325)
Theology is the study of God, right?
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Reply 27 - Posted by: pixelero 3/21/2023 7:38:08 PM (No. 1430428)
Communists of the old Soviet breed were masters of irony. Evidently a lively perception of the comically absurd is an abandoned talent among Leftists of today. Pity, because honoring a popular avatar of (scare-quotes intentional) climate “science,” with a degree in the study of the Mystery of Faith is a bold stroke of barely-concealed acerbity. Or ignorance. Hanlon's razor comes to mind, to wit, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." Laughter is welcome in such dark times.
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Reply 28 - Posted by: MickTurn 3/21/2023 11:02:51 PM (No. 1430526)
The Ology...Not sure what that is but it must be really stupid to give it to her...
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Reply 29 - Posted by: DVC 3/22/2023 1:49:25 AM (No. 1430620)
Beyond stupid, entering FantasyLand.
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