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READ IT: Elon Musk Mocks Twitter’s HR
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Posted By: DVC, 10/30/2022 12:42:40 PM

Who’s going to tell the HR bots at Twitter that the new guy is not a mere middle manager? Elon Musk, who closed out his $44 billion deal to take the social media platform private on Thursday, used the occasion to share auto-generated messages he got helpfully advising him how to be a better manager and inspire his team. The note came after the new boss sent the former CEO and a handful of other bigwigs packing his first day on the job. “Hey Elon,” the message began. “It’s time to start Managing @Twitter (M101)!” “M101 covers what it means to be a good manager at Twitter

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The Twit autobots noted that there was a new person on the management team....so sent him the "required course" that he has 30 days to finish this mandatory course. LOL! My bet is that he doesn't take their "course".

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Reply 1 - Posted by: FL_Absentee_Voter 10/30/2022 1:03:49 PM (No. 1318956)
Some context. This is not uncommon in most large corporations. A new employee number appears in the HR database and all the required training courses are provided via auto-generated e-mail as well as the benefits applications and other pertinent correspondence. And since it's auto-generated there's usaully a note at the bottom that says, "Do not reply to this e-mail."
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Sandpiper 10/30/2022 1:07:46 PM (No. 1318959)
Elon knows how to run a business and make it profitable. He is no fool. Twitter employees won’t know what hit them!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: chance_232 10/30/2022 1:19:42 PM (No. 1318962)
Management training serves one primary function. Which is to get every manager singing from the same hymnal.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: john56 10/30/2022 1:38:41 PM (No. 1318976)
I'd be more interested in M102 with guest speaker Elon Musk of i were a Twitter exec.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Tusker 10/30/2022 1:55:25 PM (No. 1318990)
AI is an oxymoron as is twit management and staff. Time to reboot.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: JrSample 10/30/2022 2:17:31 PM (No. 1319003)
They shouldn't refer to themselves as ''tweeps''. The company name isn't Tweeper, it's Twitter, so they are Twits.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: LadyHen 10/30/2022 6:43:05 PM (No. 1319139)
Elon fired the former chief Twits (including the 2 lawyers who got President Trump kicked off Twitter) and did so WITH CAUSE... so no Golden Parachutes, no severance, you get BUPKIS suckers!! ROFL!! I am loving this.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Paperpuncher 10/30/2022 8:19:52 PM (No. 1319180)
This is just going to be really fun to watch. Nothing like poor baby wokesters waking up to reality.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Mass Minority 10/30/2022 8:53:29 PM (No. 1319216)
#1 True. but the email is constructed using the new employees title and code. You don.t automatically send MGMT 101 requirements to the new security guard, or to the entry level ata clerk or to roughly 90% of the new hires, conversly you don,t send the demand for mandatory manufacturing SOP training to the new head of marketing, or the legal bonding forms for the accountants to the new head of janitorial services.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: MickTurn 10/30/2022 11:39:02 PM (No. 1319368)
Twitter (M101)!” “M101 covers what it means to be a good manager at Twitter Obviously Means: Dog Stuff on Toast, boney appetite!
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