On Fetterman, Left-Wing Media Insists
the Parrot Isn't Dead. It's Just Resting
PJ Media,
by
Rick Moran
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
10/27/2022 10:04:48 AM
In a couple of weeks, John Fetterman will be back home in Braddock, Penn., in his loft apartment, playing with his kids and continuing to recover from what we now know was a devastating stroke. It’s what he should have been doing since he suffered the stroke in May.
But because he and his campaign hid the severity of his condition from the media, his party, and especially his opponent, Mehmet Oz, it came as a shock to see the 49-year-old giant of a man in such a confused state.
Whether it was due to hubris or simple denial of reality, Fetterman’s vulnerabilities were exposed for all to see.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
zoidberg 10/27/2022 10:17:21 AM (No. 1315701)
It's joined the choir invisible.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
jasonB 10/27/2022 10:18:36 AM (No. 1315705)
Oh come on. It isn't complicated or a mystery.
They want puppets in place that won't/can't think a single thought that isn't written out for them. Never have to deal with a 'pesky squad' writing you a letter, to question the policy of war, instead of just sticking your hand up as a 'Yes' vote like the mush-brain vegetable Fetterman is.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
seamusm 10/27/2022 10:19:51 AM (No. 1315708)
And No! The plumage is NOT beautiful.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Philipsonh 10/27/2022 10:25:44 AM (No. 1315717)
It makes no difference if a Democrat in Congress is alive or dead, smart or dumb, racist or not, etc. they ALWAYS vote 'D'. We here are represented by Paul Tonko who comes home and tells us how much great work he is doing, then goes to DC and votes the way Pelosi tells him to EVERY TIME.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
JackBurton 10/27/2022 10:30:30 AM (No. 1315721)
Have you read the Gateway Pundit article about ballot mailings to people with no drivers license or social security number verification?
Yeah. Fetterman.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
bad-hair 10/27/2022 10:33:43 AM (No. 1315727)
He's pining for the fjords.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
NorthStar 10/27/2022 10:36:15 AM (No. 1315734)
OZ will get 57% of all eligible voters but Fetterman will win with 62% of all eligible voters.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
jimboscott 10/27/2022 10:42:25 AM (No. 1315748)
He's just stunned...
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 10/27/2022 10:46:32 AM (No. 1315762)
Fester made a cameo appearance at a rally yesterday (Wifey did most of the talking) and confessed the debate was difficult. Do voters realize a Senator is having conversations all day long? If a 1 hour debate exhausted him, how will do the job for 6 years? They must think posting 'clever' memes on social media is good enough for government work.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 10/27/2022 11:10:20 AM (No. 1315820)
Oh how I miss Monty Python and Fawlty Towers.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
WV.Hillbilly 10/27/2022 11:31:29 AM (No. 1315854)
'Ello Polly!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
DVC 10/27/2022 11:37:48 AM (No. 1315864)
Ah, yes, Monty Python forever.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
slipstik 10/27/2022 12:11:37 PM (No. 1315919)
Fetterman is most likely a case study for adverse vaccine events. Stroke is a very common outcome of the mRNA COVID vaxx.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
seal010101 10/27/2022 12:18:29 PM (No. 1315930)
Of course he's nailed to the perch. If I 'adn't nailed him to the perch, he'd 'ave muscled up to those bars, and Vooom! Matey, that parrot would voom if you put 4000 volts through him! Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue. I can go on for days!
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
PChristopher 10/27/2022 12:28:22 PM (No. 1315950)
He has kids?! Oh, god,. It's spreading.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
davew 10/27/2022 2:40:23 PM (No. 1316064)
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
bad-hair 10/27/2022 4:24:03 PM (No. 1316161)
Please don't get me started on Fawlty Towers Manuel.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Birddog 10/27/2022 6:48:37 PM (No. 1316270)
well then...they should have entered him into the "Special Senate" race instead of having him suited up in the Major Leagues/Olympics as a walk on with no tryouts or team practices.
"He looked great in the Gym" is what they say about 1st time boxers are they are being carried out on a gurney. They let Fetterman run from his Home Gym.
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"But the Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back." They want to give this goony leftoid--not mere leftist--character a really nice participation trophy: a seat in the U.S. Senate. They have no respect for anyone, even for themselves. Certainly not for Americans.