It’s Happening: Dementia Joe will Go
to Pennsylvania to Stump For Stroke Victim
John Fetterman
Gateway Pundit,
by
Cristina Laila
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
10/15/2022 3:46:01 PM
A match made in heaven!
Dementia Joe is going to travel to Pennsylvania next week to stump for Democrat Senate candidate and stroke victim John Fetterman.
Neither of these men can string a sentence together, but here we are.
“On Thursday, October 20, the President will travel to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The President will also travel to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to participate in a reception for Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman.” the announcement read. John Fetterman is totally shot after his massive stroke in May.
Fetterman is running against Republican nominee Dr. Mehmet Oz in the 2022 US Senate race in Pennsylvania.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
MrDeplorable 10/15/2022 3:52:23 PM (No. 1305520)
Together, John and Joe will sound the death knell for the political satire industry.
31 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Msquared112 10/15/2022 3:53:03 PM (No. 1305522)
Now we know Fetterman is cognitively impaired if he thinks it’s a good idea for Biden to stump for him.
31 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
nwcudagal 10/15/2022 3:53:34 PM (No. 1305525)
Will he ride the train? With his lunchbox? Does John have a young daughter?
25 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
seamusm 10/15/2022 3:54:05 PM (No. 1305527)
Tag-team each other's thoughts and sentences. That'll work. Right. Dumb and Dumberer.
23 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
bad-hair 10/15/2022 3:55:30 PM (No. 1305529)
OMG I can't wait
Like a duet between Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler
The hills are alive with the sound of music.
22 people like this.
The John and Joe Show will be like autistic twins talking to each other...nobody else will be able to understand what they are talking about.
28 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
VirtuDawg 10/15/2022 4:10:22 PM (No. 1305538)
Perhaps they could do a duet together??!!! That certainly would be “fun!!
11 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
LonestarM3 10/15/2022 4:22:24 PM (No. 1305544)
My dad used to tell me two things:
1. When your enemy is shooting himself in the foot, don't interfere.
2. Anyone who is dumb enough to sweep into the wind will never be president.
Both were true then, over 50 years ago, but #2 was only true until after 2020.
15 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Rand Al'Thor 10/15/2022 4:31:01 PM (No. 1305548)
Dueling drooling.
25 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
RuckusTom 10/15/2022 4:41:47 PM (No. 1305552)
I still want to know what that big lump is on the back of his neck behind his right ear that he keeps trying to hide by wearing hoodies. Notice when he poses for pics he tries to get the pic from his left side.
7 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
chillijilli 10/15/2022 4:50:11 PM (No. 1305559)
Uh oh. Dem focus groups must be indicating that Fetterman might be seen as a candidate who lacks the communication skills to do the job. So Joe is set to swoop in and give us a heart-wrenching story about how he suffered from medical "communication" problems as well--- which he learned to overcome. The Piece d' Resistance will be that in his half-century of public service he has never met a single government worker or colleague who was not patient enough to understand him despite his verbal or communication challenges.
The Demos don't realize that by sending Joe in with his sob story they are clearly admitting that their biggest vulnerability is Fetterman's inability to communicate. I hope the Pubbies are paying attention and use this info to their advantage. I wonder how many times Fetterman will have to ask, "Huh?" or "What?" in their OCT 25 debate.
There's worry there in DemoLand, or they wouldn't be sending in bleeding heart Joe.
6 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
thefield 10/15/2022 4:51:12 PM (No. 1305562)
Even I would go to pay for view on this.
9 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
edgar 10/15/2022 5:15:07 PM (No. 1305573)
They should bring Robert Mueller along for the Walking Dead threesome of DC politics. This is pitiful.
11 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
Right Time 10/15/2022 5:21:01 PM (No. 1305579)
Hey, Pedo Joe.
Come up here to Lehigh County, Pennsylvania.
We have a great FJB welcome planned for you
6 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
deerejon 10/15/2022 5:22:11 PM (No. 1305582)
Maybe those two guys who Screamed at AOC could show up and do the same to them.I would love to see that.It would be very entertaining.
10 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Skinnydip 10/15/2022 5:24:34 PM (No. 1305585)
Is the debate with Oz still on? That’s going to be TV gold. Stocking up on popcorn.
10 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
snakeoil 10/15/2022 5:33:12 PM (No. 1305587)
Hope that Uncle Fester and The First Vegetable will recreate Abbott & Costello Who's On First.
12 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Rich323 10/15/2022 5:37:49 PM (No. 1305591)
Except Joe has a 10 stroke handicap.
3 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 10/15/2022 5:50:23 PM (No. 1305599)
I remember way back - - when Saturday Night Live was funny - - they did a hilarious skit with Tonto, Tarzan, and Frankenstein singing "Little Drummer Boy."
Maybe Brandon Bewildered can join Fetterman's goiter - - and sing "Here Comes Santa Claus."
I'd pay to watch that!
6 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
dbdiva 10/15/2022 6:30:19 PM (No. 1305621)
Hope the person who set to music all of Joe's many gaffes will be watching these two together. I'm STILL humming that little ditty!!
5 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 10/15/2022 6:33:32 PM (No. 1305625)
The dumb leading the blind. Or vice versa.
3 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
DVC 10/15/2022 6:54:00 PM (No. 1305642)
The demented and the brain damaged...... what a pair.
5 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
formerNYer 10/15/2022 7:01:03 PM (No. 1305650)
Dumb and Dumber - I hope the MAGA population shows up and gives them hell!
5 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
3XALADY 10/15/2022 7:01:09 PM (No. 1305651)
I can't believe this person was even elected lieutenant governor if he looked then like he does now and I have no reason to think he didn't. What is wrong with the people in PA?
8 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
smokincol 10/15/2022 7:19:35 PM (No. 1305659)
this will become known as the Teleprompter Conversation with both of them reading from a screen instead of voicing their answers extemporaneously
- what have we come to in our country when these are the two talked about political figures who are willing to assume power and control of the citizens when, in fact, they are incapable of individual coherent speech
3 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
Heil Liberals 10/15/2022 8:08:56 PM (No. 1305694)
Jeez! Mel Brookes couldn't write a better script. The jokes write themselves.
4 people like this.
The memes will be writing themselves. I used to have sympathy for Biden, but no longer.
4 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
SycamoreHills 10/15/2022 8:57:24 PM (No. 1305732)
I understand that one of the main election strategies of the Demonrat party is identity politics and pandering to every available victim group but this goes beyond the pale.
6 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
mifla 10/16/2022 4:14:34 AM (No. 1305897)
Well, they do have common ground.
2 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
franq 10/16/2022 7:24:28 AM (No. 1305957)
Maybe Zhoa will call him "Chuck". Or ask for Arlen Specter to join them on the podium.
"Arlen? Is he here? I thought he was gonna be here...."
2 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
Samsquanch 10/16/2022 9:21:38 AM (No. 1306068)
Brain-dead 1 supports Brain-dead 2.
2 people like this.
The video of this will immediately go viral. The Babylon Bee will have trouble satirizing this event.
3 people like this.
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