Joe Biden Says He Taught His Entire Family
How to Ski in Vail, Colorado and Climbed
the Grand Canyon “From the River Up”
Gateway Pundit,
by
Cristina Laila
Original Article
Posted By: ladydawgfan,
10/13/2022 1:04:27 AM
Joe Biden on Wednesday traveled to Vail, Colorado and delivered remarks on protecting and preserving the state’s outdoor spaces.
Blue collar Joe Biden wanted everyone to know he’s a relatable guy who struggled to make ends meet.
Old Joe from Scranton said he taught his boys – and his entire family – how to ski in Vail, Colorado.
Because everyone can afford ski trips to Vail.
“I taught my boys to ski here. I taught my family to ski here… For us easterners, we talk about that at dinner. No, I’m serious. All those memories that you all understandably take for granted, they’re a big deal where I come from,” Biden said.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
MissNan 10/13/2022 1:30:06 AM (No. 1303063)
The windbag at the party everyone avoids when they see him coming.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
PChristopher 10/13/2022 1:39:54 AM (No. 1303065)
'There I was....30,000 feet over Berlin... Hitler right on my tail....!'. That'll be next.
71 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
JonR 10/13/2022 1:54:20 AM (No. 1303068)
Take this old coot to a boat yard and he will say he was on the ship that caught Moby Dick!
What an embarrassment to the country!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
smokincol 10/13/2022 1:59:26 AM (No. 1303069)
Ohhhhhh!!! Myyyyyyyyyyy!! Gawd!!!!!!! he has having delusions and false recollections - what next?
39 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
LarryK 10/13/2022 4:01:33 AM (No. 1303082)
Biden is like Clift Claven from “Cheers”.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
FJB 2022 23 24 10/13/2022 4:12:35 AM (No. 1303083)
LOL! More of Biden's fairytales. A tale for every occasion!
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
jnorv 10/13/2022 4:32:06 AM (No. 1303088)
Zelig!
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Kitty Myers 10/13/2022 4:32:37 AM (No. 1303089)
He's like that character Jon Levitz created ... "Yeah, that's the ticket!"
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Kitty Myers 10/13/2022 4:33:38 AM (No. 1303090)
Re #7 Apologies to Jon Levitz
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
DiegoDude 10/13/2022 4:33:40 AM (No. 1303091)
When I was a kid, there was The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show. Within that show, there was a cartoon called "Commander McBragg" a guy who did it all, kind of like Brandon.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Highlander 10/13/2022 5:00:01 AM (No. 1303097)
Baron Munchausen has nothing on this guy. Besides being Pervy Joe, he’s now Whopper Joe!
26 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
singermom9 10/13/2022 5:08:01 AM (No. 1303098)
If he did all of these MARVELOUS feats then we paid him to much. Nobody on a salary of $175,000 NOW can afford so many mansions and beach houses and WALLS around them. And so many vaca's and excursions. What a LIAR.
30 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
PostAway 10/13/2022 5:17:28 AM (No. 1303102)
The sentence about the Rio Grande was a grammatical mess but judging from it Biden thinks the Rio Grande runs through Grand Canyon…probably because he taught himself to speak Spanish while training for the biathlon in a Mallorca and knows that both contain the word “Big.” Later on he taught his sons to shoot and ski, you know. He also taught them Spanish. Funny. He never mentions anything about what he taught his daughter.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 10/13/2022 5:25:18 AM (No. 1303105)
The truth is, he is mentally disturbed.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Lazyman 10/13/2022 5:37:46 AM (No. 1303111)
How does a clown who believes as children do that money grows on trees become President of a country?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Blue-Z-Anna 10/13/2022 5:53:42 AM (No. 1303119)
Is adviser Randy Newman says drop the big one.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
DW626 10/13/2022 6:10:20 AM (No. 1303125)
"Faster than a speeding bullet!
More powerful than a locomotive!…"
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
smsnod 10/13/2022 6:11:29 AM (No. 1303126)
He's starting to remind me of Pecos Bill.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
proactus 10/13/2022 6:15:50 AM (No. 1303131)
Joe reminds me of Commander McBragg from the old Tennessee Tuxedo and Underdog cartoons!
Spin the globe and…”There! Did I ever tell you about the time I…”
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
LadyVet 10/13/2022 6:34:37 AM (No. 1303137)
I bet he taught his first wife how to drive.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Aspen02 10/13/2022 6:35:27 AM (No. 1303138)
All that on a Scranton, Pa. salary?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
rytwng 10/13/2022 6:39:17 AM (No. 1303142)
He was the first man on the moon.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
US Veteran 10/13/2022 6:50:58 AM (No. 1303144)
He climbed the Matterhorn and invented the cotton gin too...
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 10/13/2022 6:54:07 AM (No. 1303147)
"No, I'm serious." That's the tell that he's full of it.
38 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Lake Dweller 10/13/2022 6:55:07 AM (No. 1303148)
He also said his son, Beau, was killed in action in Iraq (at the same speech, I think.)
He needs to be institutionalized for OUR safety.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
Blue Hen1 10/13/2022 7:10:18 AM (No. 1303155)
All hat, no cattle
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
smak90 10/13/2022 7:17:22 AM (No. 1303160)
I guess he got dropped in the Grand Canyon if he had to 'climb' out. Funny, everyone I know who has done the Grand Canyon hikes in and hikes out. I haven't heard anyone say they climbed it.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Strike3 10/13/2022 7:47:13 AM (No. 1303179)
It's a good thing for his sons that Brandon is the second coming of Steve Irwin. Those lessons at the dinner table are the reason why they all turned out so well.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 10/13/2022 7:50:43 AM (No. 1303180)
Despicable Joe - - also known as Brandon Bewildered - - is confusing the Grand Canyon with the stairway to his basement.
Stuff like that happens with dementia.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
ms1234 10/13/2022 7:55:05 AM (No. 1303185)
He'll be telling people next that he was President of the United States! No Joke!, I'm serious! Oh come on man!
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
udanja99 10/13/2022 8:14:22 AM (No. 1303205)
Biden’s kids grew up in the 70’s and he wasn’t elected to the senate until 1973. No way could he have afforded ski trips to Vail on a junior senator’s salary back then. Unless he already had a bunch of illicit deals going on in the background.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 10/13/2022 8:19:43 AM (No. 1303209)
Is it really a lie if you believe it? Reality and make believe both occupy the same air space where Brandon’s brain used to be.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
JackBurton 10/13/2022 8:24:43 AM (No. 1303215)
Remember when trump would use a superlative or an enthusiastic adjective...
...and it was labelled a lie?
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 10/13/2022 8:38:06 AM (No. 1303225)
He knows he didn't do that, but fraud Joe does remember dropping a duce in the mesquite bushes on the side of I-25. FJB
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
24tea@Mag 10/13/2022 8:54:40 AM (No. 1303242)
JB is a bag of hot air. Full of lies, like the rest of his administration. Typical liberal.
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
foxglove 10/13/2022 9:04:14 AM (No. 1303254)
He is delusional. When you hike the Grand Canyon you hike DOWN to the bottom and the river is the Colorado.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Safari Man 10/13/2022 9:10:13 AM (No. 1303263)
Dimocrats love their liars. The more they lie/cheat/steal, the more they are loved by the typical dimocrat.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
mobyclik 10/13/2022 9:17:42 AM (No. 1303278)
''Although I led Sir Edmund Hillary to the top of Mt. Everest, I'm not a glory seeker, so I allowed him to claim to be the first person to reach the summit. I still get calls today from his family today, thanking me. No joke.''
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
FLCracker 10/13/2022 9:19:03 AM (No. 1303284)
#31, of course he had illicit deal running back then. He probably had scams running selling candy while in elementary school.
He said everyone he went to school with became a fireman, policeman or priest. He forgot the organized crime option. (I think politician is a subset, or maybe a side hustle for all of the above.)
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
DVC 10/13/2022 9:24:41 AM (No. 1303296)
And none of it is ever true. The only place these wondrous events ever occurred was in Idiot Joe's dreams, and then in his LIES.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
bad-hair 10/13/2022 9:33:16 AM (No. 1303311)
He fell off a bike while stopped. If he taught you to ski you'd better find a new teacher.
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
lakerman1 10/13/2022 10:02:59 AM (No. 1303344)
There are several ski slopes in Eastern Pa and the Pocono Mountains.
For a busy Senator, day trips to any of those ski slopes from Delaware is probably where he taught his chillun to ski.
Please remember that a person suffering from dementia often tells fabulist stories and believes those stories.
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
lftrn97 10/13/2022 10:03:10 AM (No. 1303345)
All the character comparisons are great but for me it's George Constanza from Seinfeld.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
hershey 10/13/2022 10:09:43 AM (No. 1303351)
Having been to the Grand Canyon, I sincerely doubt poopy pants made that climb...
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
Italiano 10/13/2022 10:24:49 AM (No. 1303361)
He didn't do as well trying to climb the stairs up to AF1.
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
broken01 10/13/2022 10:25:43 AM (No. 1303363)
The media in 2022: Nothing to see here folks it's just Joe being Joe and if you say anything bad about it you're being an ageist.
The media in 2017: We will show you everything folks because Trump is nothing but a liar and if there's nothing we will either tell you half of the story or just make it up. If you say anything about it you are a Deplorable White Nationalist Nazi who hates women, kids, old people, puppies and kittens.
12 people like this.
Reply 47 - Posted by:
red1066 10/13/2022 10:39:26 AM (No. 1303379)
I'm sure at some point Biteme will claim he was one of the original signers of the Constitution. Fought the British during the War of 1812. Was at Lincoln's side at the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation. Wrote the Gettysburg address for Lincoln. Voted against prohibition. Stormed the beaches on D-day. Was on the team of the Manhattan project and was present when the Japanese signed the surrender documents. After all that, he took the time to plan the landing on the moon, and the creation of the space shuttle. What a man.
10 people like this.
Reply 48 - Posted by:
snakeoil 10/13/2022 10:48:35 AM (No. 1303390)
Not impressed. Davy Crockett kilt a bar when he was only 3.
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
Starboard_side 10/13/2022 11:33:54 AM (No. 1303432)
I'm sure the press asked pointed questions like what year did you do that with the family, Joe?
The saddest comment has to be how he stole valor for his son Beau by claiming he died in Iraq, which is totally false.
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
john56 10/13/2022 11:52:13 AM (No. 1303451)
You mean he didn't dig the Grand Canyon with his bare hands?
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
zephyrgirl 10/13/2022 12:13:06 PM (No. 1303482)
Old Joe also won the Iditarod.
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Reply 52 - Posted by:
Hazymac 10/13/2022 12:24:24 PM (No. 1303489)
Not quite, #51. Xiden went to Alaska and won the Idiotarod. (No offense to A. Rod!)
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Reply 53 - Posted by:
akudaq 10/13/2022 1:35:42 PM (No. 1303564)
#51 and 52, Biden didn't win the Iditarod. Biden was the musher who brought the serum to the suffering.
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Reply 54 - Posted by:
24tea@Mag 10/13/2022 4:03:59 PM (No. 1303666)
LIAR——-! Liberal liar.
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Reply 55 - Posted by:
doctorfixit 10/13/2022 6:21:24 PM (No. 1303808)
Joe Biden Taught His Entire Family How to be Government Grifters. Not one of them has contributed a single thing of value to the American people in 50 years of lying & corruption.
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Reply 56 - Posted by:
paral04 10/13/2022 6:35:02 PM (No. 1303815)
I thought he grew up poor? Nice that they had money to go to Vail and ski, then trudge on over to the Grand Canyon and climb up. He didn't mention how he got to the bottom.
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Reply 57 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 10/13/2022 7:19:39 PM (No. 1303857)
Take a dash of a serial democRAT liar, mix in a giant dash of dementia and add a pinch of pedophelia…Joe Biden to perfection! Muwa!
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Reply 58 - Posted by:
Birddog 10/14/2022 11:14:22 AM (No. 1304451)
He is in Vail talking about the Rio Grande? WHEN was he ever at the Rio Grande? Certainly not anytime lately...no matter how many times Tex/AZ governors, congressman, senators, border agents and even immigration activists have BEGGED him to visit the border.
Particularly telling though....he flew out to this event with a whole fleet of planes, a trail of hundreds of staff, including audio/visual...and the mics on his rostrum don't work, apparently not the built in teleprompter either.
RE: Grande Canyon, Hiking out is for a young man, I'd like to see him try.
I've been there numerous times, I hiked both ways in my teens, and rode kayaks,rafts out other times, in my 30's I rode mules down and BLM/IA flew me out in helos after doing drug/alcohol intervention talks/events at the various indian reservations.
One thing he said IS absolute truth though...until you have stood at the edge, you do not really comprehend just how awesome, yuuuuuge and dramatic the place is....and just how small and insignificant YOU are.
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