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Wanted Florida man tries to escape deputies
on John Deere lawnmower, will go away
for a lawn, lawn time

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 7/12/2022 4:13:38 AM

He tried to cut and run. A wanted Florida man who gave cops the slip in January by diving into a swamp was finally busted last week after trying to flee deputies on a lawnmower. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said they spotted Dusty Mobley, 40, behind the wheel of a John Deere lawnmower Saturday and shouted at him to hit the ground. The law-breaking landscaper, they said, had several outstanding warrants and had managed to escape a prior arrest attempt by jumping off a stolen boat and vanishing into a swamp. Mobley floored the lawnmower and tried to putter away from deputies who hustled after him on foot.

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He fought the lawn and the lawn won!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Strike3 7/12/2022 5:15:51 AM (No. 1213603)
The poor fellow was not blessed with an abundance of intelligence. A John Deere isn't exactly Daytona Speedway equipment and diving into a Florida swamp can give you another name - Lunch.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: downnout 7/12/2022 6:17:56 AM (No. 1213622)
You have to love some of the characters we have in Florida.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: hershey 7/12/2022 7:45:56 AM (No. 1213665)
Love that headline!!!! Chuckle...
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Trump Won 7/12/2022 8:25:15 AM (No. 1213698)
George Jones must be proud!
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Are You Serious 7/12/2022 8:50:00 AM (No. 1213737)
We are looking at the poster child of the typical Biden voter.......stupid to his rotten core.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: red1066 7/12/2022 9:55:15 AM (No. 1213855)
Seems I've heard a story like this before, and the last one was also in Florida. What's with criminals in Florida? Is the standard escape vehicle in Florida a lawn mower?
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Reply 7 - Posted by: mc squared 7/12/2022 10:52:08 AM (No. 1213953)
George Costanza escaped an angry mob of pensioners on a mobility scooter.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: JHHolliday 7/12/2022 10:57:50 AM (No. 1213960)
I served on a grand jury years ago where the case involved a DUI on a guy on a riding mower. He was on a city street on his way to the beer store for more supplies. There was a question about the definition of a ‘motor vehicle’ but we went ahead with the indictment and let the court work it out. It made for a lively discussion at least.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Hazymac 7/12/2022 11:31:02 AM (No. 1213998)
#4 remembers well. George Jones, a great country music singer but a lush, his car keys taken away by his wife (Tammy Wynette) in about 1974, got on his lawn mower, raised the blades to maximum height, and made a round trip to the liquor store. This "Florida man" happens to be a dedicated criminal. FTA: The Florida man had several outstanding warrants at the time of his arrest. Officials said they found a revolver, methamphetamine and a handcuff key on his person. Well, naturally they would find something like that. Once this boat thief and all around dirtbag fled into the swamp to avoid the law. Despite the abundance of wild alligators in Florida swamps, that's about what you expect from the Florida man criminal element. They're stupid, and sometimes they become stupid reptile food. Florida Man and alligators (especially the business end of the gators) sort of belong together. A natural combination.
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