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New York State Court Rules Elephants Are
Not People… Seriously

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Posted By: PeterWolosin, 6/16/2022 8:24:20 AM

With all the other critical and depressing news stories filling our social media feeds and cluttering our minds, it would understandable if this piece of groundbreaking jurisprudence slipped through the cracks in one’s effort to be well-informed. On Tuesday, the State of New York’s highest court ruled in a 5-2 decision against the efforts of a group known as the Nonhuman Rights Project which asserted that an Asian elephant named Happy was being illegally “detained” in The Bronx Zoo. And yes, you read that correctly: Two judges actually ruled in favor of the idea that Happy is really a human being.

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At some point this craziness has to peak. Unreal.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: wilarrbie 6/16/2022 8:33:11 AM (No. 1187475)
How close minded of them. Just last month Calif said a bumblebee was a fish.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Venturer 6/16/2022 8:42:33 AM (No. 1187490)
In some countries are work animals, just as horses are work animals. Some dogs are work animals , Chickens and Cattle are grown and slaughtered for meat. Animal abuse is wrong, but animal use is not .
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Reply 3 - Posted by: F15 Gork 6/16/2022 8:51:15 AM (No. 1187499)
Maybe so, but a person can be an elephant if he takes a notion....
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Old Army Vet 6/16/2022 9:09:16 AM (No. 1187514)
I could have saved a lot of people a whole lot of money by deciding this myself. Elephants are animals, case closed, give me fifty bucks and we are done.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: snakeoil 6/16/2022 9:10:10 AM (No. 1187516)
Free Happy.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: jimboscott 6/16/2022 9:12:50 AM (No. 1187518)
Let's be fair here. Maybe some were thinking they found the missing link between elephants and man - Stacy Abrams.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: DVC 6/16/2022 9:22:03 AM (No. 1187530)
The PETA folks are really, really nuts. I love my pets, I take great care of my pets. Most people would have freaked out at the cost we recently had to pay for our cat to deal with a urinary blockage....over $2000. I'll pay it, because we can, but I know that our pets are not humans. The PETA and their type are just as deranged as all the sexual perverts who are taking over the schools, too many of the corporations, and much of the government under the Demonrats.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: MickTurn 6/16/2022 9:41:06 AM (No. 1187562)
Well we all know Democrap Judges are not Human...
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Reply 9 - Posted by: halfnorsk 6/16/2022 9:50:27 AM (No. 1187577)
Plaintiff's name supplied a Captain Obvious clue for the judge: NON-Human Rights Project.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: TLCary 6/16/2022 9:51:32 AM (No. 1187579)
Two NY State Justices must be impeached and removed. Preserving our Justice system requires it.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: TLCary 6/16/2022 10:04:42 AM (No. 1187602)
Wait! If all Elephants in America have Constitutional Rights, then Happy and friends must get the right to vote as well. What party do Elephants support? I'm seeing a silver lining in this.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: GoodDeal 6/16/2022 10:25:56 AM (No. 1187632)
But what about people that identify as an elephant? I heard an ad for someone selling grass-fed salmon. Is this reality now?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: bpl40 6/16/2022 10:40:36 AM (No. 1187654)
Some of them are actually more intelligent than some human specimens we see around these days.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: jalo1951 6/16/2022 11:09:34 AM (No. 1187718)
If they can't identify what a woman is why should they be able to identify an elephant? But what if the elephant identifies as a human woman? What then?
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Faithfully 6/16/2022 7:32:06 PM (No. 1188237)
If a child identifies as an elephant, what then. Elephants and other beasts should no longer be caged. It must be torture for them. We do not need to see them up close and personal. We have video.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: JimBob 6/16/2022 11:24:47 PM (No. 1188423)
"Two judges actually ruled in favor of the idea that Happy is really a human being." OK, who appointed those two? The HornDog, Zero, or The HairSniffer?
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Reply 17 - Posted by: JimBob 6/16/2022 11:28:14 PM (No. 1188430)
I realized, just AFTER I clicked 'Submit', that this is a Noo Yawk STATE court,,, so the three low-lifes of my previous post are off the hook on this one. The question then becomes... which idiot Noo Yawk politicians appointed those fools?
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